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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Somehow Cruz and Rubio are coming off as babies in a debate against Trump

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Jewel Repetition posted:

So am I biased and inattentive or is Trump doing really well this time around?

I just wanted to post that this is his best debate so far.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Zas posted:

the way Trump's talking seems different... like he's speaking to children or something

So every trump rally stump speech then?

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Oiled and Ready posted:

Tbf it is the epitome of a gotcha question though

Literally a question about a buzzfeed rumor.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


fucken little Rubio and dick size this is tremendous

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

lol santorum is here at cpac stumping for rubio AND HE SAYS ITS BECAUSE ISIDEWITH TOLD HIM TO

and the loving CROWD IS BOOING HIM FUUUUUCK

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Anyone have talk time numbers/estimates?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Despera posted:

I cant unsee that thing coming out of cruz's mouth

Cruz is finished - Slime man had actual slime fall out of his slime mouth.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Montasque posted:

Other than the GRAPHS thing FOX seems to be in the tank for Trump and ready to jettison Rubio.

Holy poo poo it's happening, it's loving happening.

Trump used his "Make A Deal" skills and told Ailes that a President Trump would outlaw all other news networks

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



triple sulk posted:

hillary is gonna crush trump if a half competent moderator gets to handle things

so basically let dickerson do every debate

Yeah as it is the moderators just eagerly let him talk over everyone else while Rubio, Cruz, and Kasich all yell things

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



EDIT: Double post

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Commercial for some dumb polling thing doesn't even mention Kasich as an option

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

The PowerPoint were pretty bad but Donald got to recover by some pretty softball questions that allowed him to make a coherent point and sound like a not lunatic.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Oh boy, Frank Luntz has gained some weight since the last time I saw him

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Who at American Future Fund went to Trump U, got burned, and is butthurt?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



a cop posted:

What did I miss??

Donald Trump has a huge dick, Little Marco has a baby dick.

steelninja
Sep 26, 2015
so did fox just decide to gently caress all the candidates to stop a republican civil war?

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Oiled and Ready posted:

Tbf it is the epitome of a gotcha question though

No, I think the epitome of a gotcha question is the one where the moderator pulls up the powerpoint slides after you answer which has not been done before and will not be done again.

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
gonna lmfao if trump brings up the ted cruz booger. anything is possible at this point

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

The break music on the livenewschat stream is pro tier

wtf link, I'm watching on foxnews and get nothing!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump just flip-flopped and didn't give a single gently caress

yeah i changed my mind so what

Kofi Annan
Jan 30, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Ahahaha ha they filled in the seats behind Megyn with old whites, I preferred the dabbing

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"im changing"

crowd is mild

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Mitt Romney is yelling " YOU CAN'T JUST SAY 'I'M CHANGING AND CHANGE YOUR ANSWER GOD DAMMIT" at his tv.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol as someone in tech, silicon valley does not need more workers

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Logikv9 posted:

trump just flip-flopped and didn't give a single gently caress

yeah i changed my mind so what

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
lmao trump walking back everything and going full classic conservative.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



steelninja posted:

so did fox just decide to gently caress all the candidates to stop a republican civil war?

Who knows. I think they were still trying to gently caress Trump but Cruz and Rubio also want to gently caress Trump and they're all just getting counter-hosed.

So, it's like somehow they're having a hate-orgy or something.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Trump acting like an adult still.

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

Yoshifan823 posted:

No, I think the epitome of a gotcha question is the one where the moderator pulls up the powerpoint slides after you answer which has not been done before and will not be done again.

Yeah, but that was hilarious.

"Please go to screen #6."

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

drat, Trump just owned up to it, and I happen to agree with him regarding H1Bs.

:ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I wonder if there is anybody who doesn't know that Ben Carson isn't there, since the debate is unfolding the same as it would have if he was there.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Necc0 posted:

whoever said trump was going to pivot and make himself the reasonable candidate was dead-on

Trump trying to pivot makes it look like he is playing into the "secretly liberal" narrative.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"These people who graduate, they refuse to work for the dramatically lower wages than they're worth. So we need to bring in foreign labor. So what"

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Trumps whole campeign in my fantasy

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Yoshifan823 posted:

Mitt Romney is yelling " YOU CAN'T JUST SAY 'I'M CHANGING AND CHANGE YOUR ANSWER GOD DAMMIT" at his tv.

can't stump

the trump :smuggo:

...and they moved on?!

Jaminjami
Jan 26, 2015

triple sulk posted:

lol as someone in tech, silicon valley does not need more workers
but we need the smart thing

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

trump is vast, contains multitudes

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

steelninja posted:

so did fox just decide to gently caress all the candidates to stop a republican civil war?

Murdoch Is Sick of This poo poo

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
It's too bad that Trump is doing all the things politicians never do in this campaign so their effect can't be tested in isolation.

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