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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
Wow so far Trump is owning this one.

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

GrimGypsy posted:

:laffo: at that awkward silence when Trump briefly said Rubio's views were okay

it was amazing

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Fat Lowtax posted:

What if Trump wins the presidency and things get so bad that Mexico builds the wall themselves

:lol:

I shared this comment with my dad and we both had a hearty laugh, so thanks.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
We are witnessing the effects of years of education defunding

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Millstone posted:

fighting urge to chug water

break time, and the first thing he did was drink a bottle of water :laffo:

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Trump did well in that last exchange.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
whoever said trump was going to pivot and make himself the reasonable candidate was dead-on

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Flambeau posted:

Ew, bragging about the endorsement of Arpaio

badge of honor in a republican debate

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



hillary is gonna crush trump if a half competent moderator gets to handle things

so basically let dickerson do every debate

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

rabble rabble posted:

Donald Trump's burns are so hot they go back in time to invent memes for themselves my god

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

the way Trump's talking seems different... like he's speaking to children or something

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
More like CON-ald Trump, rite guys?

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




donald is HARDCORE emasculating marco with all these "he's got an ok opinion, just not nearly enough of it. not a man sized opinion like mine"

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012
lol @ the idea that off-the-record isn't intended to benefit the person being interviewed

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
So am I biased and inattentive or is Trump doing really well this time around?

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Rubio has literally gone from anger and insulting Trump to looking sad and like he has a kinship with Trump within 40 minutes

Trump has totally shlonged him

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

rabble rabble posted:

Donald Trump's burns are so hot they go back in time to invent memes for themselves my god

i'm not certain that anyone as a person represents this great country more than "the" donald j. trump

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Like, trump seemed like the responsible adult candidate.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

#MiraclesFromHeaven

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


that NYT question was such a softball and Rubio was a fool to bring it back up. the NYT is the dread fane of a satanic cult to the base and trump has been pushing the "media is trying to sabotage me" narrative for months

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty
Trump is doing p well i.m.o.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The break music on the livenewschat stream is pro tier

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


The weirdest part of these Fox news debates is seeing the ads for all of these weird Christian movies.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




triple sulk posted:

so basically let dickerson do every debate

FYI the two podcasts dickerson does with slate each week are both excellent.

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Wow Trump let little Rubio down so nice and easily on the gang of 8 thing and then dropped his balls on his face.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Necc0 posted:

whoever said trump was going to pivot and make himself the reasonable candidate was dead-on

SINGLE PAYER

DO IT DONALD

MY BODY IS READY

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
I feel like Trump is crushing this debate.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Jewel Repetition posted:

So am I biased and inattentive or is Trump doing really well this time around?

Definitely better than the last debate.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Zas posted:

the way Trump's talking seems different... like he's speaking to children or something

I mean... he is?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Rubio has literally gone from anger and insulting Trump to looking sad and like he has a kinship with Trump within 40 minutes

Trump has totally shlonged him

rbuio will be the next to endorse trump

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

kelly: rubio lays on his podium, his throat parched under the hot studio lights, beating his arms trying to open a bottle. but he can't. not without your help. but you're not helping.

trump: what do you mean i'm not helping

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

"what the gently caress is happening and what am i supposed to do right now?" - every other candidate

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
I cant unsee that thing coming out of cruz's mouth

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Winter Stormer posted:

lol @ the idea that off-the-record isn't intended to benefit the person being interviewed

Tbf it is the epitome of a gotcha question though

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Trump's plan: Force all the candidates to drop down to his level, and then act like an adult

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I will say, all of my dreams ARE coming true right now :circlefap:

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
I dont want to live on this planet anymore

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Other than the GRAPHS thing FOX seems to be in the tank for Trump and ready to jettison Rubio.

Holy poo poo it's happening, it's loving happening.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Jewel Repetition posted:

So am I biased and inattentive or is Trump doing really well this time around?

trump is doing so well i would believe an article telling me he was voted dictator for life of the entire planet

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

What did I miss??

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