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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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AmericanBarbarian
Nov 23, 2011
I don't get why Kasich isn't attacking trump at all. I mean, trump won't respect him at all if he doesn't show any strength. The argument that he has more experience than everyone else doesn't matter when the electorate just wants trump.

And holy smokes trump is tripling down on torture stuff. HOLY poo poo trump is openly insinuating Saudi Arabia did 9/11.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
never go full evil

deadpan
Feb 2, 2004

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reporting that a family has flown into the World Trade Center

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Trump's answer is terrifying.

Is he going to demand living space in Canada next?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The terrorists weren't from Iraq, but they did fly three planes.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Terror Sweat posted:

cuz its a bad policy and if he profits off it theres no reason for him to change it

right. that's his whole point. our trade and immigration policies make it more attractive to hire cheap foreign (slave) labor and i, the big businessman, know this so intimately that i've used it. it's terrible, and it sucks, and i'm going to change it.

why is rubio attacking him on it and why isn't trump defending it that way? it isn't in keeping with the whole Trump thing. it's the same thing as bringing up his bankruptcies.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

What the gently caress is he even talking about

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
OH MY GOD

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

trump nominee lol

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Trump is forcibly sexually assaulting the other candidates on stage.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Logikv9 posted:

waterboard ted cruz

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress is he talking about the family going back to where they came from?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





mannerup posted:

"they won't refuse"

:eyepop:

his first wife knows the repercussions

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008


lol

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Don't you dare talk poo poo about Jimmy Carter, Cruz :mad:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

deadpan posted:

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reporting that a family has flown into the World Trade Center

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Donald Trump: "CRAZY poo poo"

Ted Cruz: "Crazy poo poo, sir"

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Joementum posted:

Good GOP debate question:

Moderator: So would you commit war crimes.

Candidate: gently caress YEAH I WOULD

Republican party 2016: no low is too low.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
*nerd voice* yelling and cursing doesn't make you a "cool dude"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
soooo trump is in fact calling for revenge assassination of peoples relatives

cool. good. good and cool.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
no one is gonna touch the 9/11 stuff? no one's gonna take him up on that??

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
Boy, the Republican crowd sure loves torture and other assorted war crimes.

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


Cruz going for the "I don't think you're a tough guy." approach when the "My opponent just advocated committing war crimes." approach is right in front of him. It's just sitting there! Come on!

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
Ted fails to be tough

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
loving lol gently caress you cruz

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
Trump apparently afraid to name Saudi Arabia directly!

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

a cop posted:

"They're drowning people in steel cages"

yah this was a thing

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Trump reminding people of the emotional turmoil on THAT DAY

Cruz evoking Ronald Reagan

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Whoaaaaaaaaaa

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
yes we need an arms race with ISIS

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Ted Cruz gonna restart Star Wars

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

every candidate will commit war crimes as president. comes with the territory

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


god i miss 2004

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

PostNouveau posted:

What the gently caress is he talking about the family going back to where they came from?

28 PAAAAAAAAAAAGES

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Democrazy posted:

Trump's answer is terrifying.

Is he going to demand living space in Canada next?

The Bush and Obama administrations actively target the families of terrorists with drone strikes. He's in favor of the status quo.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Soothing Vapors posted:

*nerd voice* yelling and cursing doesn't make you a "cool dude"

deadpan
Feb 2, 2004

Democrazy posted:

Trump's answer is terrifying.

Is he going to demand living space in Canada next?

We're taking BC, it's got some lovely waterfront property, we're gonna build some golf courses, it'll be very classy

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
doubling-down on war crimes in no uncertain terms is... hoo... hmm.

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Phelddagrif
Jan 28, 2009

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.
Correct Cruz response: "Donald Trump is admitting he would be a war criminal as President."

Actual Cruz response: boring prepared stump

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