GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

"I will torture their families and murder everyone who fucks with us!"
- Donald J Trump

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Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

PostNouveau posted:

What the gently caress is he talking about the family going back to where they came from?

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R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

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Arturo Ui: Apr 14, 2005; Forums Bosch Expert

PostNouveau posted:

What the gently caress is he talking about the family going back to where they came from?

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/flights.asp

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

mannerup posted:

"they won't refuse"

Which is certainly true. We have plenty of evidence to that effect.

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

"""""law enforcement""""

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

they should just replace Monday Night RAW with this every week

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McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

Cruz's pin is crooked. I wonder if it'll flip upside down. That would be glorious.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Hoooly poo poo Ted Thinks He's In Law Enforcement

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

...since when was Ted Cruz 'in law enforcement'?

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Fireside Nut: Feb 10, 2010; turp

Joementum posted:

Good GOP debate question:

Moderator: So would you commit war crimes.

Candidate: gently caress YEAH I WOULD

Crowd: goes loving wild

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Third World Reggin posted:

yah this was a thing

It's a bad rear end line

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Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

"Webster's Dictionary defines 'Treason' as..."

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hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Phelddagrif posted:

Correct Cruz response: "Donald Trump is admitting he would be a war criminal as President."

Actual Cruz response: boring prepared stump

Because like the previous republican and current democratic administrations he is in favor of it

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Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

the GOP deserves each other.

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the joke has gone on far enough and no one believed that trump was going to be the republican nominee for president of the united states of america, but here we are

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SNAKES N CAKES: Sep 6, 2005; DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Cronodoculous posted:

Cruz going for the "I don't think you're a tough guy." approach when the "My opponent just advocated committing war crimes." approach is right in front of him. It's just sitting there! Come on!

Phelddagrif posted:

Correct Cruz response: "Donald Trump is admitting he would be a war criminal as President."

Wrong party.

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rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

Attention terrorists: Attack this country and this booger is going on you

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GamingHyena: Jul 25, 2003; Devil's Advocate

Since when has Ted Cruz spent a life in law enforcement?

Did he join the Mounties or something?

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Trump is gonna make the military an offer, they won't refuse.

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Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

PostNouveau posted:

What the gently caress is he talking about the family going back to where they came from?

If I remember correctly the bush administration rounded up members of the saudi royal family after 9/11 and flew them back to SA

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Dahn: Sep 4, 2004

Snowden fled to China ????

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Mokelumne Trekka: Nov 22, 2015; Soon.

Trump: "[incoherent answer].....but we stopped the third plane, thanks to some very brave souls that day!!!" *LOUD APPLAUSE*

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Malachy: Dec 20, 2013

Why is Donald Trump afraid of calling out Saudi Arabia, He kept insinuating that the terrorists were from there, why not just say it overtly?

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

bret, no he can't

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Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

who the gently caress keeps yelling

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mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

Which is certainly true. We have plenty of evidence to that effect.

DoD chance of refusal: existant, technically.

CIA chance of refusal: 404 error not found

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Dead Cosmonaut: Nov 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Who are these loving animals in the crowd yelling out?

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

mannerup posted:

"they won't refuse"

"No, see, cause they're not going to say no. Because of the implication."

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

haha what the gently caress does this crowd keep yelling out

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

Who are these loving animals in the crowd yelling out?

Puppy Galaxy posted:

who the gently caress keeps yelling

YES

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

trump had names ready for this question

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

"I will torture their families and murder everyone who fucks with us!"
- Donald J Trump

This plays to the base so loving well though.

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

declare war on russia to get back snowden

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Puppy Galaxy posted:

who the gently caress keeps yelling

The ghosts of America's founding fathers

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hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Dahn posted:

Snowden fled to China ????

As I recall he flew to Hong Kong initially, Russia actually granted asylum

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Brogeoisie: Jan 12, 2005; "Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

Soothing Vapors posted:

haha what the gently caress does this crowd keep yelling out

YES

"google ron paul"

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Snowden was a spy

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

lol at that total non-answer

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Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

Dahn posted:

Snowden fled to China ????

initially, yeah he did. then he went to russia

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Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

haha edward snowden was a spy. good stuff!!!!

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