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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the last people to stand with you were murdered, cruz

Z O D I A C

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Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
The Assassination of Donald Trump by the Coward Roger Ailes

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

Trump flailing

Sued by 5,000 people minor case

Settled with wife he raped

Isn't she out on the campaign trail for him or something?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
please give generously to us at the church of the melting goblin face

act now and you'll get an official rafael cruz prayer doily

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
America deserved 9/11

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
do you believe in cnn?

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
CONSTITUTION! FREEDOM! cheerssss

lol these are loving trigger words for mouthbreathing republicans

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Millstone posted:

do you believe in cnn?

clap your hands

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Trump getting stumped pretty hard tonight, by the way.


No idea if it matters because lol nothing matters, but it's happening.

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty

XK posted:

I don't think anyone outside of that room cares about the Trump University thing.

following social media outside of this thread all I can see is people complaining about dishonest fox attempting to ratfuck trump

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Rexicon1 posted:

The Assassination of Donald Trump by the Coward Roger Ailes

I guess he wants to save the GOP

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
At least Rubio isn't always giving a practiced answer. It's super obvious when Cruz and Kasich are just dropping their practiced lines. People hate that poo poo, and not doing it is why Bill Clinton, Obama, and Reagan do so well with crowds.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
trump just having a stroke and shouting numbers now

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

trump is a big simpering baby and he will be the president

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

"...I mean, I know we're with Fox" lmao

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
This whole thing is gross and such an embarrassment.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Trump blowing himself up

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Ahahahaha. "Broad Coalition" literally admitting the brokered convention strat.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
hold the gently caress up i need to get my calculator for this poo poo

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Fox really has it in for Trump

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hillary Clinton gonna eat whoever wins this nomination alive. :stare:

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


also the way donald reacts to trump university and the madoff line makes me think this is going to be a major campaign issue
the clinton campaign is probably drafting ads now

this is going to be really brutal because donald is not willing to do what it takes to defuse this line of attack

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
this absolutely would not be happening if not for Megyn loving Kelly

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





hobbesmaster posted:

Isn't she out on the campaign trail for him or something?

Ivana Trump posted:

“I have recently read some comments attributed to me from nearly 30 years ago at a time of very high tension during my divorce from Donald. The story is totally without merit. Donald and I are the best of friends and together have raised three children that we love and are very proud of. I have nothing but fondness for Donald and wish him the best of luck on his campaign. Incidentally, I think he would make an incredible president.”

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



hobbesmaster posted:

Isn't she out on the campaign trail for him or something?

This was 1-2 wives ago

deadpan
Feb 2, 2004

Peven Stan posted:

Hahah the best part of the debate is the peanut gallery

This is like a medieval bear baiting, if you were there you'd be hooting and hollering too.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Millstone posted:

do you believe in cnn?
where you from






you sexy thiiiiiiing

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

By winning 10 states he had the best counter to the count to 10 line and missed the layup

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Check my poll - Trump

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Trump is so loving easy to bait, lol

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I think they might have unhinjed trump. It took a rigged 2v1 fight with the refs in the tank agains him, but he's starting to act stumped

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Jesus, Trump is imploding up there

doesn't matter though

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Zohar posted:

following social media outside of this thread all I can see is people complaining about dishonest fox attempting to ratfuck trump

its a loser; no one cares. this makes fox look bad.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

drat Cruz is loving him up

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
This is going to be even more of a disaster when Trump inevitably implodes in like a week or two.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
This is a coordianted hit job, and its working well.

It might just force Trump people to dig in harder though.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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The Human Crouton posted:

So did fox prepare any slides or movies about other candidates?

of course not

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



this meltdown is incredible

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


:| I just feel bad now. I need to take a shower.

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
the trump steaks are too high

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