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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You wanna put children first and help schools? Give Them Money

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potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
Kasich just wants someone to let him leave ohio :smith:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
brain damaged children? give them tax credits to attend catholic school. that'll fix it.

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

Typo posted:

I want to have very submissive sex with megyn kelly while she whispered republican platforms into my ear and tell me im a weak liberal
"Stand by, stand by..." :wink:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

squidgee posted:

Winner of the debate: the Fox Theater in Detroit.



Why don't they sell that place and fix Detroit? Sell the Lions too, no one will miss them.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

squidgee posted:

Winner of the debate: the Fox Theater in Detroit.



Goddamn that place is pretty.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
mexicans took the jerbs next question

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now

Goetta posted:

Reminder that Kasich is a huge shitlord who tried to bust Ohio's unions and tries to take credit for a normal cyclical economic recovery

Also passed more abortion restrictions

cheese eats mouse posted:

Also passed more abortion restrictions

Also worked for jp morgan

Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx
This education answer by Kasich reminded my through my haze of two glasses of wine that he is an extreme privatiser

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Flambeau posted:

Kasich will fix the federal deficit by shifting all costs to local communities

that is 100% correct

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
lol what are you idiots going to do to save detroit. good luck

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Well this question helps Trump.

Outsourcing is his strong suite.

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Trump gonna get asked out about his stuff being made in another country.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Education should be local... except local education control has led to Detroit's in shambles?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

AceRimmer posted:

"Stand by, stand by..."

MEGAN PLS

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011
Cruz has a Generalplan alright.

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
did Kasich say Rise?


Isn't that a Bush line

Swedgin
Aug 22, 2006

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/joshgreenman/status/705587384784703488

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
THE CONSTITUTION

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Keep in mind Kasich is a shitbag who loves defunding education and destroying unions. Don't believe anything he says.

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

All these questions are:

Detroit sucks at [blank]. What are you going to do about it?

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

did cruz just hit the mic again

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Salt Fish posted:

I'm saying that.

alright, I'll amend my answer to literally no one who isn't an idiot :frogbon:

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
If I was Ailes, I wouldn't ask Trump a single question after this.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011



page one :clap:

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Senator Cruz, how will you convince businesses to not do something that maximizes profit?

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

WampaLord posted:

Why don't they sell that place and fix Detroit? Sell the Lions too, no one will miss them.

What are you going to get for the lions? You'd have to pay someone to take 'em.

LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original
I almost forgot that Kasich is a terrible man. Thanks for the reminder!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/DomenicoNPR/status/705593903232229376

SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

cruz blaming obama/clinton in 3 2 welp

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

Cruz is so 2005.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

mlmp08 posted:

Kasich is such a monster in boring sheep-skin

Draino in a milk carton.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
pivotpivotpivot

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Masonic Youth posted:

We already told you this.
Do you not remember? Is there something wrong with you?

Lmao

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Detroit... failed by the left wing?!

How does this make sense to anyone?

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Vermain posted:

Yeah, no kidding. A huge portion of his campaign has been about being anti-establishment, and now the establishment is actually trying to character assassinate him in the most painfully obvious way possible, and talking about subverting the democratic process just to ensure he isn't chosen as the candidate for Presidency. This isn't a good look for the Republican Party, to say the least of things.

It's tough to know.

Trump actually collapsing right now and handing the thing to Cruz might even be MORE of a disaster for the gop.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Who even says "automobiles"?

Fuckin' old man Cruz.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Manafacturing is never coming back to America. And if it does, robots are going to be doing. This is reality and people need to realize it.

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deadpan
Feb 2, 2004

Praising noted Nazi Henry Ford

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