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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
 OH poo poo THAT BURN

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Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx
holy poo poo I just imagine what it must have been like working in Cruz's office

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
 what is happening

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
lol

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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

 yoga

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
i'm actually laughing. that was actually funny,.

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smg77
Apr 27, 2007
 aww lil marco wants to talk :shobon:

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Well, hes very flexible..
Buuuuurn

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 OWNZONE

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


 lol Rubio :downsrim:

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Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

 Haha, Cruz using his parenting techniques

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Demonachizer posted:

So is Trump getting ripped apart as bad as it seems? Like it seems like the knives are out.

they're trying their hardest

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

 hahaha, very flexible

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Yes Ted, I think condescension is the way to go here.

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 loving LOL Rubio

Heck of a shot kid, that was one in a million!

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 Oh man Trump's getting loving demolished

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 OH HOLKY gently caress MARCO BURN!

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Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


 I liked that one Marco.

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

 guillotine all of these clowns jfc

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
That was actually a good joke from Rubio!

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
:drat:

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Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
"When they're done with the yoga"

"He's very flexible"

drat, Little Marco got jokes

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The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
:drat:

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
god drat rubio

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Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

 This is democracy.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 "When we're done with the Yoga..."

Rubot made a funny? :stare:

"He's very flexible."

:thurman:

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 lol rubio signs of life

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
 noted liberal supreme court justice John Roberts.

What is going on here?

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Haha, alright good one Rubio

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Phelddagrif
Jan 28, 2009

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.
did

did rubio just make a good joke

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
"when we're done with the yoga, can I say something"

"well he's very flexible"

TWO GOOD LIL MARCO BURNS IN FIVE SECONDS

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

mlmp08 posted:

lol
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Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


 :drat:
:drat:
:drat:

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
This comedy revue is great

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

McGlockenshire posted:

Goddamn Rubio

Got that one on the break from a handler, talk about loving staircase wit

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 yoga flame

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 Brilliant move on Ted's part going hard against Trump for being a liar, as well. Makes him look weak.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 ok i like rubio now lmao

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Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS
 drat, Marco with the one-liners. It's like I'm watching a Sitcom.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

i'm actually laughing. that was actually funny,.
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