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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
cruz is now on a rubio type loop

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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

 So Cruz is upset about ending a famine?

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lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

 did cruz just break?

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Bad Caller posted:

This is my first GOP debate since the very first one, are they always this batshit (before 2016)

Yes, but they don't have dick jokes usually.

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AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
 STAR WARS

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

a cop posted:

Poor Kasich :(

Luckily he isn't there tonight to have been embarrassed by that comment.


Cruz wants to bring back star wars. Great.

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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
 holy lol star wars again?

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PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012

Lurk Ethic posted:

Does Rubio have a faint lisp?

It comes and goes.

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rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
gently caress all the political and economic damage, I simply can't handle the thought of four years of Trump's stumbledumb baby talk. "Very much a supporter", "I am the biggest fan of", "very much big power." Cannot do it for a full term.

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Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
 star wars is back motherfuckers!

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Star Wars? Seriously?

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Ted Cruz: Buffering....

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
nuke the norks

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smg77
Apr 27, 2007
 Wait the one where Christie destroyed Little Marco was p great

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
 "I want to be that lunatic with nuclear weapons." - Ted Cruz

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 STAR

WARS

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Clearly Rubio has the edge here.

He can unleash Chang on the PRC at any moment.

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

lamentable dustman posted:

did cruz just break?

repeat was turned on but gapless playback wasn't

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Oh Jesus Christ, Cruz is still a fan of Reagan's Star Wars

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AmericanBarbarian
Nov 23, 2011
 Why did trump decide to flip flop on calling putin strong? All he had to do was say he called putin strong because he pushes around american leaders and he wouldn't be pushed around.

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Rexicon1 posted:

The trump show was a fun time. Too bad it had to end.

Is this, uh, your first debate?

Like Trump is really doing badly this time around, but he's NEVER looked good.

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RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
 Uh North Korea doesn't have missles

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fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

 We need...Star Wars?

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Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
He really is the heir of Reagan.

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Needs More Ditka posted:

that was a good answer Trump

trump was the only person in the entire gop field even at it's largest who was not full gently caress russia

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Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
Cruz just paused and swallowed another tonsilith

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
CRUZ LEGIT WANTS TO BRING BACK STAR WARS!

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

 CRUZ WANTS STAR WARS MISSILE DEFENSE SYSTEM LOL

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deadpan
Feb 2, 2004

 loving STAR WARS?!!!!

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Hey, literally Star Wars. Who said the GOP has no new ideas?

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Just so everyone knows... Trump has had worse debates.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Cruz was all "first to fire" but now he's talking space-based? a lovely Reagan callout.

<--click for missiles

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VaultAggie
Nov 18, 2010

Best out of 71?
Somewhere, Gingrich perks his ears up at the mention of space.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Oh good, we're back to believe SDI works.

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JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

 Space space missile defense

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 China just put sanctions on North Korea....

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
ted shorted out there for a sec, the maggots squirming underneath his skin must have gotten a whiff of carrion from the donald's dead body

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Space based missile defense doesn't really work yet, does it?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bad Caller posted:

This is my first GOP debate since the very first one, are they always this batshit (before 2016)

Oh God you missed the one where Ben Carson missed his cue and didn't walk out at the start, kicking off a chain reaction of candidates not being sure if they were walking into a trap or not.

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Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

 Cruz wants to try STAR WARS again?! oh boy

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