GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Slow News Day: Jul 4, 2007

im gonna repeat my point again according to my programming

beep boop

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Fiddler on the Reef: Apr 29, 2011

WRONG

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

WRONG

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

hey snapchat has a booger nose filter. someone use it on cruz and take a pic

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

WRONG

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Frosted Flake posted:

Gave him and him and not to governor campaign contributions.

Poor Kasich

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Despera: Jun 6, 2011

WRONG

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Vermain posted:

Like, even in the absolute best-case scenario where Trump's numbers are somehow hurt seriously enough for him to lose every state after this, then the Republican Party is going to get Ted Cruz, Presidential Candidate Supreme, unless they also do a hit on him. They're actually driving themselves into a corner where there's no possibility of them even approaching winning the presidency.

If trump loses and Cruz, Rubio, and Kasich fight for scraps, you get a contested convention and a fractured party.

The GOP is going full scorched earth and they know it.

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

"...yeah I'm just gonna finish my statement here"

that's a nice brushoff

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

"Give us a detailed answer on foreign policy."
"Putin likes me!"

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Trump taking the airhorn meme a bit literally.

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

zen death robot can you unfuck the forums

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tecnocrat: Oct 5, 2003; Struggling to keep his sanity.

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Why do I want to punch ted cruz in the face

That's a normal biological reaction. Don't fight it.

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George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

i dont like this tone rubio has

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Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

marco I've told you before, the gop does not want serious. please stop.

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SixPabst: Oct 24, 2006

This is absolutely outstanding.

WRONG.

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

This is my first GOP debate since the very first one, are they always this batshit (before 2016)

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Raccooon: Dec 5, 2009

etc etc

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

Russia will also pay for a wall

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Lurk Ethic: Jul 25, 2007; Lurk More

Does Rubio have a faint lisp? lol Beta trying to take down Trump-senpai

aw poo poo, Trump saying we need to get along better with the world. To scattered applause, no suprise there I guess.

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McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

"Wouldn't it be nice if we got along with the world?"

Yes, Mister Trump, yes it would.

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Rexicon1: Oct 9, 2007; A Shameful Path Led You Here

The trump show was a fun time. Too bad it had to end.

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Tercio: Jan 30, 2003

ISIS QUEST

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deadpan: Feb 2, 2004

help me Russia, you're my only hope

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

that was a good answer Trump

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cheese eats mouse: Jul 6, 2007; A real Portlander now

Radical jihad

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Bad Caller posted:

This is my first GOP debate since the very first one, are they always this batshit

lol yes

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VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

Send Cruz to North Korea

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

WHAT?

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Bad Caller posted:

This is my first GOP debate since the very first one, are they always this batshit

Nope. This is the best one since the first

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

tecnocrat posted:

That's a normal biological reaction. Don't fight it.

Yeah, it's God's Voight-Kampff test.

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

cruz: i'm glad obama is taking care of this situation properly

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Chris at least pronounces nuclear correctly.

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Tim Burns Effect: Apr 1, 2011

Bad Caller posted:

This is my first GOP debate since the very first one, are they always this batshit (before 2016)

yes

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

President Cruz, North Korea is rattling its sabers real hard. How much would you overreact?

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

hillary clinton caused north korea

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...