GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

meanolmrcloud posted:

gently caress republicans but Kasich is an alright guy

The greatest trick the devil played

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Mokelumne Trekka: Nov 22, 2015; Soon.

winner of tonight - Kasich??

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

lol kasich playing operation with continents

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Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

lol Kasich is literally below Ben Carson who is not here.

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breaklaw: May 12, 2008

Kasich is killing it in Foreign Policy tho.

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

meanolmrcloud posted:

gently caress republicans but Kasich is an alright guy

wait until theres an abortion question before you say that

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Fruit Ninja is doing ok, but it's not going to matter outside of spoiler situations.

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Alien Arcana: Feb 14, 2012; You're related to soup, Admiral.

aaaaaaaaand Fox completely undermines their own hatchet job

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Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

Extending article 5 protection to Finland and Sweden without them joining NATO is a very good way to really test Russia's resolve in a super scary way.....

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Top Bunk Wanker: Jan 31, 2005; Top Trump Anger

Oiled and Ready posted:

One didn't have Trump and some of the others were batshit for other reasons (CNBC) but yes generally.

The CNBC debate was so bad, Ted Cruz actually got applause for complaining about the moderators.

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Spiky Ooze: Oct 27, 2005; Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)

click the shit outta^

lol Donald Trump that the media posts 3,500 stories about a day dominates facebook you don't say

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Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

> Kasich rode China's rocket
kasich420: OMG STOP HAKKING

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Fiddler on the Reef: Apr 29, 2011

Winkie01 posted:

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

meanolmrcloud posted:

gently caress republicans but Kasich is an alright guy

No hes not.

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

it isn't 60% Donald Trump. It is 60% Donald Trump's dick.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

comes along bort posted:

hey china, knock off all that hacking whydontcha geez loueez

If Trump was President, they'd stop. Because he'd tell them to. He knows lots of great Chinese people who all tell him that this would happen.

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Yudo: May 15, 2003

Kasich better question someone's genital size or I'm not voting for him.

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

meanolmrcloud posted:

gently caress republicans but Kasich is an alright guy

No, he plays one on TV opposite a snake, a robot and a demagogue. He's pretty awful.

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Lurk Ethic: Jul 25, 2007; Lurk More

Kasich congratulating himself on a sick burn.

LOL at another leading question. "Do you think Trump is naive about this?"

"I'm not biting" :dukedog:

Hell yeah Kasich!

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Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Kasich is a beta male, pure and simple. He is the embodiment of the complaints by the elderly that no one listens to them

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deadpan: Feb 2, 2004

say what you want about Fox News but this stream break music playlist is alright

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smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

winner of tonight - Kasich??

Is continuing to be the governor of Ohio considered winning?

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

I liked Kasich there more than at any other moment in the campaign. This is, of course, a terrible thing for the GOP

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/dbernstein/status/705601568322789378

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

The greatest trick the devil played

His "Aw shucks, jeez!" thing really manages to fool people into thinking he's not a typical Republican shitstain.

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potato of destiny: Aug 21, 2005; Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

Wasn't the whole point of SDI to bankrupt russia by getting them to copy a missile defense system that was wildly expensive and couldn't possibly work?

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Here's a shallow reading of the world in 60 seconds:

China, you don't own the South China Sea!

Jordan is our friends

Turkey should be less Muslim

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Kasich's strategy of looking like the only adult in the room is starting to work, as much as we like to be annoyed by him and call for more blood.

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

Okay so when Trump said "get the military what they need, not the bloated defense contracts"

that was code words for "cut military spending" in republican terms, yeah?

because some of the poo poo trump says sounds incredibly leftist inbetween the crazy stuff

does he just throw everything at the wall and sees what sticks

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Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Best thing all night has really been Foxnews Song Feed during commercials.

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Fellatio del Toro: Mar 21, 2009

gently caress why didn't Obama think to just order our cybermilitary to take down their systems??

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Epic High Five posted:

The greatest trick the devil played

Jon Hunstman tried to pull it off and failed.

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

This is it. This is their last chance to stump the Trump.

Will they finally stump him into the ground with this final question?

After this commercial break we will find out.

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The Pi dude: Oct 19, 2013; Buglord

This debate is proving that at least for tonight, Detroit is not the worst thing in Michigan.

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VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

Bad Caller posted:

Okay so when Trump said "get the military what they need, not the bloated defense contracts"

that was code words for "cut military spending" in republican terms, yeah?

because some of the poo poo trump says sounds incredibly leftist inbetween the crazy stuff

does he just throw everything at the wall and sees what sticks

Yes

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SNAKES N CAKES: Sep 6, 2005; DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Bad Caller posted:

Okay so when Trump said "get the military what they need, not the bloated defense contracts"

that was code words for "cut military spending" in republican terms, yeah?

because some of the poo poo trump says sounds incredibly leftist inbetween the crazy stuff

does he just throw everything at the wall and sees what sticks

The correct term is "populism".

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TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Roger Ailes seems to be down with the "throw the election to Hillary" plan.

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Montasque posted:

This is it. This is their last chance to stump the Trump.

Will they finally stump him into the ground with this final question?

After this commercial break we will find out.

there isn't much time and closing statements is going to take up the majority of time

they need to have a nuke ready immediately after break

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

potato of destiny posted:

Wasn't the whole point of SDI to bankrupt russia by getting them to copy a missile defense system that was wildly expensive and couldn't possibly work?

no, reagan really thought it would work, and all the cronies made billions in contracts on it

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