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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

Trump just say "thanks guys for pledging your support to me"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SAY NO

INVALIDATE THE PLEDGE

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

Fox steals defeat from the jaws of victory

agree with this, excellent/horrible question

GREAT OPENING RESPONSE FROM TRUMP FUUUUCK

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
pussy bitch said yes

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
"I'm gonna be the nominee dumbass, next question."

Hahahah "I'm gonna give them credit, even if they don't deserve it"

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Tim Burns Effect posted:

Kasich and Hillary can team up and tell them to just cut it out!

"Can you give us back the database of everyone who knows secrets we forgot to password protect that sorry"

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Trump bitched out

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
drat,is he really that sure he is getting the nomination?

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



of course he'll support the candidate, it'll be him lol

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Yeah. The thing you have to understand about Reagan is that the dude latched onto ideas and believed in them completely, even when they were batshit insane or flat-out impossible. He really loved Star Wars because he thought it would solve the Cold War.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

The end of this debate basically sealed their fate, now the narrative becomes,"These guys all support Donald Trump for President."

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Loser Trump afraid to run third party! Sad!

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
This crowd is completely loving unhinged.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More

Mr. Nemo posted:

drat,is he really that sure he is getting the nomination?

Aren't you?

Wrap it up, Cruzailures

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
time for your closing statements *rings bell*

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



lol "raised our minority community"

how's clevelend doing kasich

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

If they gently caress Trump at the convention, he will run third party.

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
Fox being so painfully, blatantly obvious in its ratfucking isn't going to change a lot of Trump supporters minds. Ending with that stupid pledge bullshit is the icing on the cake. A hilarious night.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

i want to hear more about kasich's zen garden he calls The Arena

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm sure this 100% non-binding pledge is going to keep him from running 3rd party or actively loving the GOP if they gently caress him.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Deadulus posted:

If they gently caress Trump at the convention, he will run third party.

guaranteed

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
send me ur power johnny

fill my pig bottom with your high energy

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Mr. Nemo posted:

drat,is he really that sure he is getting the nomination?

He put Roger Stone in charge of coordinating a brokered convention. He has every right to be sure.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Haha, it was real obvious that bell hit like 1/4 of the way through his planned statement.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

greatn posted:

This crowd is completely loving unhinged.

watch them start the loving fire

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Mr. Nemo posted:

drat,is he really that sure he is getting the nomination?

He's sure he should act that sure at this point in time.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
I do wonder if that is one of the reasons why people backed off of Trump for so long. If they dog-piled too early, he could tell them to gently caress off and run third party.

Or they're just dumb

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Concerned Citizen posted:

Loser Trump afraid to run third party! Sad!

Trump reserves the right to be flexible. :eng101:

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

HILLARY CLINTON WILL YOU HONOR THE PLEDGE

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I'm still amazed Kasich is one of the last men standing.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

oddium posted:

i want to hear more about kasich's zen garden he calls The Arena

no no no, tell me more about "the season"

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

What a fart of a debate that makes Ted Cruz come out looking good

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
i get it

i understand now

this whole show was catharsis for kelly, rubio and cruz to get in their last jabs before revealing their trump tattoos

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

smg77 posted:

Trump bitched out

No..

Not really.

Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and John Kasich all openly said that they will support Donald J. Trump if he wins.

The party is about go haywire.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

I'm gonna give them some credit even though they don't deserve it is pretty lol

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Lurk Ethic posted:

Aren't you?

Wrap it up, Cruzailures

No

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
...

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

smg77 posted:

Trump bitched out

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



say no to bats posted:

Fox being so painfully, blatantly obvious in its ratfucking isn't going to change a lot of Trump supporters minds. Ending with that stupid pledge bullshit is the icing on the cake. A hilarious night.

I dunno, the final question is miles away from a ratfucking and the last like 30 minutes have been boooooring

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