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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened
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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Bad Caller posted:

lol "raised our minority community"

how's clevelend doing kasich

Well, it is the only city where a lowly homeless person can dictate the draft for an NFL team.

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
marco rubio dot com

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 LILMARCO.COM

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


 this pledge question was horrible
1) there is 0 chance trump does not run third party if he is somehow magically not the nominee
2) rubio and cruz aren't going to do poo poo to support trump when he gets the nomination
3) kasich's lips have been on trump's taint for two months

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Phelddagrif
Jan 28, 2009

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.
"gently caress these guys. But yeah, sure, whatever, I'll support them."

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sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
 I think they were just trying to get Trump on video saying he will support the nominee, so when they ratfuck them at the convention they can try some limp dicked "But wait! You're on video!"

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C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010

mannerup posted:

guaranteed

If Trump runs third party, Bernie should too, gently caress everything I don't want an easy ride for Hillary

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Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


 DOT COM

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Cruz: No rules of engagement!

:stare:

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FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

 It's immoral to abide by laws?

What a poo poo bag.

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

 Cruz sounds so insincere and creepy every time he talks.

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Concerned Citizen posted:

Loser Trump afraid to run third party! Sad!
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The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
FREE FOR ALL ROE BITCHES!

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
poor poor poor police officers :ohdear:

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TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
 Kasich's focus on neighborhoods helping themselves sounds awfully like "gently caress you guys, you are on your own".

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
every word out of ted cruz's mouth is repulsive

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Obama's abandoned firefighters??? loving what??????

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 Oh great another person who's all for first responders who is totally unwilling to do anything about their lovely, garbage tier pay

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smg77
Apr 27, 2007
 Trump could have been great but he went low energy and bitched out at the end

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Schnorkles posted:

No..

Not really.

Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and John Kasich all openly said that they will support Donald J. Trump if he wins.

The party is about go haywire.

Like, this lmight be the top story coming out of this.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 everything owns, Rubio in third place, our God is a good and decent God

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
For 25 minutes fox threw the kitchen sink at Trump... Then they made everyone bend the knee.

Its over folks, its over. Trump is the guy.

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 Cruz: Black lives do not matter

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Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx
Cruz ends with a good "stabbed in the back no longer" pledge

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Cruz: No rules of engagement!

:stare:

We can save a lot on VA bills by having all our troops kill each other in friendly fire incidents.

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Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG
They screwed up the phrasing of that question. He can still claim they treated him unfairly and run third party if he doesn't win.

"You said you'd support the nominee!"

"That was BEFORE you ________________"

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!

Jerusalem posted:

Cruz: No rules of engagement!

:stare:

And he's the "christian" one.

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Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
 he just fistbumped rubio

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 and that'll do it

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Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More

Charliegrs posted:

LILMARCO.COM

Please someone make this a thing :pray:

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Was that a fist-bump between Cruz and MarcoRubio.com?

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
fist bump for lil marco

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
What did Rubio and Kasich just do? Was that a terrorist elbow bump?

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
TRUMP RUBIO FISTBUMP FIX IS IN!

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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

 Did Rubio just refuse a Trump handshake after the debate?

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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

 NO ONE WOULD SHAKE JOHN KASICH'S HAND

OH MY GOD

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
what's up with marco not shaking anyones hands?

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Rubio Trump fist bump

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
This ended well for Trump. The moderators were unwilling to pursue his numerous weak points to the end. If they'd kept attacking him, he might have been hurt.

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AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
 Lol Rubio refusing to shake hands, gets a forced fist bump.

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