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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


beginning of debate: really good for trump
middle of debate: really bad for trump
end of debate: ok for trump

that pledge question was horseshit, by the way, but it does make me :tinfoil: that they're setting up a ratfuck. there's no loving chance that fox really wants to unify behind trump, they came armed for bear tonight.
overall, not stumped, won't matter, nothing matters. cruz looked good, kasich looked good but should not be in the race, trump and rubio both looked bad.

trump university is a gaping wound in the side of the SS trump and the GE attack ads are going to be brutal
trump is a terrible debater and hillary, who is mediocre at best, is going to eat him alive

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Jerusalem posted:

Donald's son in the background looks like a corpse :stare:

that's eric. he embodies death

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

mintskoal posted:

i feel like i need a cigarette after that

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Joementum posted:

The winner of the debate is whomever is picking the break music for the livenewschat stream.

this 100x

where were my smoke breaks? oh, i was dancing in my bedroom

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches
If I were Trump and thinking of a third party run, I'd answer just like that, expect to snag a plurality of delegates, and then go "what are you talking about? I said I'd support the winner! [candidate] didn't win" if the nomination goes to someone else.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
carson endorsement incoming

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Just think about it, probably right now Cruz has just learned about the poo poo that came out of his mouth. And thats the only thing people will be talking about with his appearance in the debate.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

This is literally the grossest loving thing in an unusually gross primary

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
eric is just poised to punch bill o'reilly in the mouth

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

When is the next Republican debate?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

beginning of debate: really good for trump
middle of debate: really bad for trump
end of debate: ok for trump

agreed

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

omg

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Deadulus posted:

When is the next Republican debate?

:hist101: it's over

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Trump going after Oreilly now

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Trump took some big hits there and got flustered a few times which could make things interesting if anything other than the penis thing and the pledge gets play. He's still going to win but this will give the establishment some hope

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
"Ur a dirtbag, Bill, don't make me elaborate"

Tim Burns Effect
Apr 1, 2011

watching bill o'reilly do his hostile interviewer routine towards a republican candidate is bizarre to watch

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
O'Reilly trying to assert himself in some weird way

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
OMG, Trump and O'Reilly just making GBS threads on each other live on air. This is amazing.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I don't think that went very well for Trump (other than everyone else saying they'd support him), but Fox mucked it up by making it too obvious they were going after him.

His response whenever someone asks him "How will you do X" is "Believe me when I say, I will do X magnificently." It's not going to fly in the general at all. It's a super transparent dodge, and he's just getting away with it because he's got a cult of authoritarians behind him pushing him through the primary with dreams of openly loving with minorities once he wins.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

this made me really really ill and i don't normally have a weak stomach

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Winners: Hillary Clinton

Losers: The Republican Party.

God bless.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
The Trump-O'Reilly relationship seems fascinating.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
the republican party will nominate a total shithead and trump will say WHOOPS never mind and the Trump Party will be born

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

So is there a plan for the Convention?

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

rear end cobra posted:

O'Reilly trying to assert himself in some weird way

Trump just alphas him by pointing to his hot wife.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Millstone posted:

that's eric. he embodies death



Oh my god it's butthead

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


I don't regularly watch O'Reilly but he's drunk off his rear end right now, right?

"COME ONNNNNNNNNN!!!!"

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
You know I don't think I would vote for any of these guys they seem terrible!

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Melania has no idea what anyone is saying

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Making Rubio say "I would support Donald Trump" was massive... It blows all his #NEVERTRUMP bullshit up.

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
A loving booger is going to bring down the Cruz campaign lmfao

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Frosted Flake posted:

So is there a plan for the Convention?

gently caress over Trump

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

O'Reilly trying to cause a divorce

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

Thundercracker posted:

OMG, Trump and O'Reilly just making GBS threads on each other live on air. This is amazing.

two retarded assholes ... neither will give an inch on being the bigger one... prettty good

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

cheese eats mouse posted:

A loving booger is going to bring down the Cruz campaign lmfao

America do you want a booger eater for your President?

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

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Montasque posted:

Making Rubio say "I would support Donald Trump" was massive... It blows all his #NEVERTRUMP bullshit up.

https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/705602533293600769

Stage 1: Denial

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
boogergate 2016

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CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Hahha setting up a ratfuck that someone said earlier is exactly what is going on

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