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Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Light Gun Man posted:

dad gay shirts would actually probably be very confusing to the public and potentially cause chaos, so sounds good to me.

average person would see some goon in the DGSW wear and think "is he a gay dad? his dad is gay? what?". Maybe people would think people they knew were suddenly secretly gay all along and not know how to respond.

and yes please make city name sports team poo poo i need it

That's why you make it classy.

Dead Precedents fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Mar 4, 2016

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

DAD GAY
LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I would buy a shirt that said MOM on a heart, like a tattoo, with crossed syringes behind it.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Ideally goonshirt should match goonboot. :goonboot:


Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Dead Precedents posted:

That's why you make it classy.



It has to be the correct, incorrect capitalization and punctuation. No "Dad Gay" or "dad's gay".

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Thin Privilege posted:

It has to be the correct, incorrect capitalization and punctuation. No "Dad Gay" or "dad's gay".

Here ya go

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
it's a bear you goddamn retards

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Its clearly a walrus, I'm looking right at it.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

id buy a head mask of my avatar (before it was changed to this lazy poo poo) like that horse mask. id wear it all the time actually.
___________/

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'm not a designer, this is just a guideline. please be kind.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
imo just skip the design nonsense and just sell some pre-stretched & pre-stained green t-shirts

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


make a first person shitter shirt. i did not invent this name; i was namechanged to it.

but i think if you photoshopped a DOOM screenshot and put a butt where the gun is and had FIRST PERSON SHITTER in the doom font it would be good.

this is my two cents.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
When are we getting a re-print on the Jeff K Mouse Pads?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
The DGSW shirt would need discolouration around the collar to make it look the wearer is always sweating

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

now we're talkin

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Angela Christine posted:

Ideally goonshirt should match goonboot. :goonboot:




What is this? I must have it.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

dad gay. so what posted:

wait didnt moof die after he had a shirt? :raise:

Win/win

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Angela Christine posted:

Ideally goonshirt should match goonboot. :goonboot:




where is the meat drawer?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i'm not a designer, this is just a guideline. please be kind.



Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Can someone post the walrus/bear virtual reality picture? It is a haunting photo, in all seriousness.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Lowtax posted:

No Microwave did

RIP my stoned gay son.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

OctoberBlues posted:

What is this? I must have it.

Well you see, whippersnapper, there was a time long ago when companies that got goonrushed still kept their word to uphold the will of the voters, and we here in the gibbis were able to outvote the rest of the internet.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Speleothing posted:

Well you see, whippersnapper, there was a time long ago when companies that got goonrushed still kept their word to uphold the will of the voters, and we here in the gibbis were able to outvote the rest of the internet.

So can I buy them or...

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I'll take two crispy Enfield shirts please.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
you could really make dad gay.so what a thing if you did it in white text on a black background in a douchey font it would sell like crazy.

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003


this but with the eyes popping out

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
animated gif tshirts are the future

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


lmbo

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I want one so I can take a meaty protein dump on it and post the video to the forums.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Ben Smash posted:

I want one so I can take a meaty protein dump on it and post the video to the forums.

I want this video so I can record myself downloading it from youtube, putting it on a flash drive, and taking a meaty protein dump on the flash drive

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

I want this video so I can record myself downloading it from youtube, putting it on a flash drive, and taking a meaty protein dump on the flash drive

i want to record an elephant taking a dump on your video on a laptop

then a poacher comes along, kills the elephant and shits all over it

before a drone flies by and drops a bomb on the poacher

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
shirt gray. so what

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




OctoberBlues posted:

What is this? I must have it.

It is the goonboot. http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2119

It was manufactured in extremely limited quantities and is no longer available. http://www.ebay.com/itm/BNIB-SUPER-...=p2056016.l4276

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Minimalist Program posted:

You'll know when you found it due to being instantly and mercilessly probated by genesplicer the second you click the post button.

Not if they're smart enough not to post it in every single loving thread, whether it relates in any way to the thread or not.







And yes, that was a fairly cool dog.

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

Intellectual
AI Enthusiast

Minimalist Program posted:

Make a t-shirt with the cool duck.
On the front
On the back?

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Make a shirt of you and your wife's chatlogs.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
make a shirt of the original pusher and shover robot icq prank chatlog

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Ork of Fiction posted:

I would buy a shirt that said MOM on a heart, like a tattoo, with crossed syringes behind it.

or MICROWAVE's MOM done on an old-timey heart tattoo design

the actual mom, not the poster. that would be weird.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I want a shirt for Derek Smart's Desktop Commander.

You might run into issues using his likeness but make it happen Lowtax.

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Make a shirt of :stare: but larger

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