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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Who is responsible for these? I must see more.

(Also, the dude in the first pic always makes me think of Chevy Chase in "Fletch" for some reason. Dunno if that was intentional on the artist's part or not.)

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stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
They give me a really strong A Scanner Darkly vibe.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Who is responsible for these? I must see more.

I believe it's authored by a goon. Dunno which one.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I think he used to have a real comic website but I can't find it. Goes by Wideshanks.

https://www.behance.net/gallery/9507913/Comics

Also,


Not sure who made this edit:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Snapchat A Titty posted:

I think he used to have a real comic website but I can't find it. Goes by Wideshanks.

https://www.behance.net/gallery/9507913/Comics

Also,


Not sure who made this edit:


Thank you for this.


Edit: Content!

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

BOOM

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Thank you for this.


Edit: Content!



This seems to be missing the Dees watermark.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Have some animals without necks.














Also, an animal with all the neck.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
E X T E N D B I R B

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I'm the tumblr hype man

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm the extra R

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That's cool and all but post a gif of the neck extending instead of still images thanks

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe


Bitterns do the same thing. They sit there with their necks out, head pointing straight up, pretending to be a plant.

EVG
Dec 17, 2005

If I Saw It, Here's How It Happened.

Tetracube posted:

That's cool and all but post a gif of the neck extending instead of still images thanks

Sorry, don't know how to embed a gif.

http://i.imgur.com/KT1cEpg.gifv

Edit- beaten!

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Yes this is exactly the content I wanted. Thank you, friends

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Why does that bird get a face erection

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



PCOS Bill posted:

Why does that bird get a face erection

wouldn't you?! wtf asexuals everywhere

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I think it's that they pretty much have a long neck like an emu but keep it folded up all the time. It's just hidden by the feathers.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Emus & ostriches are the most goofy looking deadly animals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpYBwzlfTc

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Emus will straight up murder you, no fucks given. Source: Emu War

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



No human casualties though.



Wikipedia removing the war info box is proof that there is no god.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
10,000 ammo and they only managed to take out 12. Emu's be loving hardcore.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Ak Gara posted:

10,000 ammo and they only managed to take out 12. Emu's be loving hardcore.

Tbh more like that the Australians were drunk as poo poo and unable to hit the ground in front of them.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

<3 Pig Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rGxBhScm68

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Isn't that hosed up tiny wolf?

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Hence "cartoons"

yes, nebraska, famous home of the anime race

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

stubblyhead posted:

Bitterns do the same thing. They sit there with their necks out, head pointing straight up, pretending to be a plant.
Nothing to see here. Just a cluster of reeds staring back at you.


They also stretch their necks out to look for prey hidden in vegetation.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Moon Potato posted:

Nothing to see here. Just a cluster of reeds staring back at you.


Disappointing. Your bird photos are usually so awesome, but now you post a bunch of marsh grass. *\****.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Whose footprints are these?!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



please stop quoting something awful forum member grass photos.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Gorilla Salad posted:

I think it's that they pretty much have a long neck like an emu but keep it folded up all the time. It's just hidden by the feathers.



Surely it couldn't be anything else? Telescoping necks do not exist.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Hyperlynx posted:

Surely it couldn't be anything else? Telescoping necks do not exist.



It doesn't telescope, but it sure does extend. The fluffiness of the feathers conceals it well.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Memento posted:



It doesn't telescope, but it sure does extend. The fluffiness of the feathers conceals it well.

Ack that made me have to crick my neck

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
heheuhehaheahueh

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Memento posted:



It doesn't telescope, but it sure does extend. The fluffiness of the feathers conceals it well.

Wow, that's a hell of a lot cooler than just a folded up neck. It's folded up inside itself.

Nature's awesome.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I imagine it's like a hose and you pull your head down and lose sense of your body until you throw you head far out again.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Kheldarn posted:

Emus will straight up murder you, no fucks given. Source: Emu War

When I was a kid my house had huge woods behind it and someone had an emu pen in those woods. The emus there never bothered me or my little brothers and we used to bring them apple slices and they'd eat them out of our hands and never once took a chunk of meat with them.

That's my emu story, thank you for listening





Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
When I was a kid, we'd occasionally go on excursions to the local national park which had hundreds of emus. Honestly, it was probably in the thousands. When we'd try to sit down at the park tables to eat lunch, they'd come up behind us and gently try to drill a hole in the back of our heads with their beaks until we either gave them food, ran off crying clutching our skulls or a teacher shooed them away.

Mostly it was like one of those games of rodeo poker where a group of cowboys sit around a table in the middle of a field and then they let loose an angry bull. We'd all watch as the emus came up to other tables and hassled the kids there while trying not to attract them to our table.

It was a magical time.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

When I was a kid, we'd occasionally go on excursions to the local national park which had hundreds of the buggers. When we'd try to sit down at the park tables to eat lunch, they'd come up behind us and gently try to drill a hole in the back of our heads with their beaks until we either gave them food, ran off crying clutching our skulls or a teacher shooed them away.

Mostly it was like one of the games of rodeo poker where a group of cowboys sit around a table in the middle of the field and then they let loose an angry bull. We'd all watch at the emus came up to other tables and hassled the kids there while trying not to attract them to our table.

It was a magical time.

Jurassic Park 5 sounding good.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

syscall girl posted:

Jurassic Park 5 sounding good.




Edit: cassowary feet even have one enlarged claw like a goddamned velociraptor

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 18:55 on Mar 5, 2016

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