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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Kal:



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Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Samurai Sanders posted:

What would that be? What could they do at this point that he would fear? He has them by the balls more surely than anything I have ever seen in politics.

Trump is the perfect crystallization of all the egotism, bigotry, ignorance, bullying, and ultra-capitalism that the Republicans have depended on for all these years and now they are powerless to stop him without destroying themselves.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Very good

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Samurai Sanders posted:

What would that be? What could they do at this point that he would fear? He has them by the balls more surely than anything I have ever seen in politics.

Throw the 2016 election for the sole purpose of loving a Trump presidency

FicusArt
Dec 27, 2014

Why would I draw dudes when I could be drawing literally anything else?

Samurai Sanders posted:

What would that be? What could they do at this point that he would fear? He has them by the balls more surely than anything I have ever seen in politics.

Fojar38 posted:

Throw the 2016 election for the sole purpose of loving a Trump presidency

The GOP establishment breaking off and becoming the third party option would be perfect

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

FicusArt posted:

The GOP establishment breaking off and becoming the third party option would be perfect
I love it! Can they keep the name GOPe or is that already trademarked by some internet person?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

there wolf posted:

It's probably a reference to Cesar Romero's Joker in the old t.v. show who was prissy and dapper, if only because the whole show was so drat camp.

Didn't Adam West say the back story they had for Joker in that show was that when he was 9, he got kidnapped and molested by a clown for four years?

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

It was Adam West's personal idea

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Internet Kraken posted:

I dunno if we're ready as a nation to elect the formless flesh as president.

Eeeeeeeh

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
^^^ That's why you never approach a politician as your second movement.

Dr. Killjoy posted:

I used to think that the GOP had a nuclear option in store for Trump but given the latest Romney speech I honestly suspect that was all they had.

I find it's a good rule of thumb to assume that any political party, like any large bureaucratic organization, is likely to be less cohesive, less static, and less powerful than it appears to be. If this election cycle has taught us anything, it's that the political establishment does not have nearly as much control over politics as they, or anyone else, likes to think they do.

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Xanderkish posted:

^^^ That's why you never approach a politician as your second movement.


I find it's a good rule of thumb to assume that any political party, like any large bureaucratic organization, is likely to be less cohesive, less static, and less powerful than it appears to be. If this election cycle has taught us anything, it's that the political establishment does not have nearly as much control over politics as they, or anyone else, likes to think they do.
They actually only have as much control over politics as other people think they do

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I'm just posting to see if anyone else read that last one as POOL HAUS for a brief instant.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Mitt dispensing good guidance to wayward ruffians, AGC

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Unironically more entertaining than what WWE will actually be putting out this year

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

What Little Marc should be doing is waiting for Trump to taunt and drop his shorts.

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010

atomicthumbs posted:

as the prophecy foretold



Has someone sent this to Kreider yet?

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors



C'mon Bennett... you had a nice cartoon going there, why did you need "TAPE MEASURE"?

bitey
Jul 13, 2003

Tell the truth and run.

steinrokkan posted:

Donald Trump

Trump's penis probably looks enormous when he's holding it in his tiny hands.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Bennett's latest was almost perfect, but it lacked that unique 'Bennett' touch, so I tried to fix it with my crappy skills.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
AEEASE? What the hell is that?

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Skellybones posted:

AEEASE? What the hell is that?

Look at the letters that fell off.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Silver2195 posted:

Look at the letters that fell off.

TPMUR?

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

I refuse to believe.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

bitey posted:

Trump's penis probably looks enormous when he's holding it in his tiny hands.

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body."

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

National Lampoon's Trump House.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

TVs Ian posted:

Art aside, does it make any sense? Kasich isn't getting enough votes to push anyone else over Drumpf, and the impression I've gotten is that him staying in and winning Ohio (combined with Rubio winning Florida) could conceivably force a brokered convention.

I know we get a lot of oppositeofreality.jpg in here, so I guess it's not surprising.

During the last debates, Kasich said he would support Drumpf if he won the nomination, which made many people mad.


Payne should draw not-cars and not-bumper-stickers more often; this is a fun picture.

prefect fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Mar 5, 2016

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

prefect posted:

Payne should draw not-cars and not-bumper-stickers more often; this is a fun picture.

If these primaries were happening next generation then this would have been a Punch Out reference. Maybe JJ would have done it.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003


Telling but unsurprising what Lester chooses to criticize Mormonism over. I have a feeling he'd be a fan of the whole "divorce exists but then all your wives come back to you in heaven anyway" thing. And the "gayness spreads sin-cooties, you are not welcome unless you purge yourself of your associates' cooties" thing.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Abyssal Squid posted:

Telling but unsurprising what Lester chooses to criticize Mormonism over. I have a feeling he'd be a fan of the whole "divorce exists but then all your wives come back to you in heaven anyway" thing. And the "gayness spreads sin-cooties, you are not welcome unless you purge yourself of your associates' cooties" thing.
I don't think that cartoon is about Romney being a Mormon.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall's wedding – Rupert Murdoch, the media magnate, and former model Jerry Hall tie the knot on Saturday at St Bride’s church on Fleet Street"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Dore.

The i paper:

Facebook to pay millions of pounds more in UK tax After Hector.

Times:


Mail:
Mac on... Banning tackles in under-18s rugby


Stephen Collins:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Cloud Potato posted:

Stephen Collins:


I didn't know Stephen Collins followed the Republican primaries

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
More Kal:

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

FactsAreUseless posted:

I don't think that cartoon is about Romney being a Mormon.

Whoops I must have been craving coffee so hard I read a "no coffee" in there

Capfalcon
Apr 6, 2012

No Boots on the Ground,
Puny Mortals!


Why does this not have a huge TRUMP tattoo on the arm?

4/10

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
"Doesn't look stoned Barbie"? What the hell does Barbie look like inside his head, anyway?

Come on, at least label the booze something interesting.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Samurai Sanders posted:

"Doesn't look stoned Barbie"? What the hell does Barbie look like inside his head, anyway?

Come on, at least label the booze something interesting.

Who knows, but apparently she was something astonishingly important for his childhood given how much he obsesses about any change to her.

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Capfalcon posted:

Why does this not have a huge TRUMP tattoo on the arm?

4/10

Because it's actually a tramp stamp

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