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I want everything to be rebooted cuz I cant get enough of THEME SONG SLOWLY PLAYING ON PIANO (set speed for 50%, imagine tired cameos, gratuitous CGI, and lots of ACTION) Mortal Kombat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=903uBZylLJY Beverly Hills Cop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DbXeesXvek Beetlejuice (already getting a sequel so we might actually get this one!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRwNwn-02OQ What are some other good ones? I'm just gonna produce a dozen trailers, smudge anything that treads on intellectual property, and hope I strike gold.
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Mar 5, 2016 00:37
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threads the day after dr strangelove
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Mar 5, 2016 00:54
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Two Finger posted:threads no one cares about the bomb anymore 
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Mar 5, 2016 01:06
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They're already working on another power Rangers so that's out
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Mar 5, 2016 01:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox0S0A3qt4U
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Mar 5, 2016 01:24
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Two Finger posted:threads Is there a nuclear holocaust movie with a catchy theme song? Close, but they keep loving making them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xjir3YSUA8
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Mar 5, 2016 01:59
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Citizen Kane 2: Kane Harder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfSGhNRXqI8
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Mar 5, 2016 02:06
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Ok gently caress it I'm bored, not working sucks. Been thinking about doing another stop motion thing like I did for Star Citizen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsTK6O5lrSk when I was at my moms house I found a bunch of old gi joes that I was going to sell on my store, but being back in GIP has given me some ideas, if anyone wants to be represented by a particular GI Joe or Cobra please let me know which one and why, and I'll see what I can do. "Artistic" discretion applies so no promises. edit: feel free to nominate other gippers too. Don't do some weird loving EXO WArriors or whatever the loving pollution gi joe poo poo was, keep it classic, I don't have that many. I'll see if I can do a list of them, but I can't really identify a lot of the obscure guys. Feel free to fight over Gung Ho or Shipwreck because everyone knows they're pimps CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Mar 5, 2016 |
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Mar 5, 2016 02:52
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owns
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Mar 5, 2016 02:58
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Look up some of cobra commanders speeches from the comic he is basically Donald Trump
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Mar 5, 2016 03:03
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disregard the joes are gippers thing I have a better idea and I'm not good at that kind of circle jerkin'
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Mar 5, 2016 03:15
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ever pull your joes leg and sniff the rubber band holding him together?
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Mar 5, 2016 03:40
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Victor Vermis posted:ever pull your joes leg and sniff the rubber band holding him together? yeah....have you ever done it on WEED?
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Mar 5, 2016 03:41
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whats the Navy equivalent of an Army supply sergeant who was in the 82nd and brags (braggs! LOL) about it or the guard guys who wear SF combat patches because they were attached or whatever
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Mar 5, 2016 03:46
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:whats the Navy equivalent of an Army supply sergeant who was in the 82nd and brags (braggs! LOL) about it  Yeah, I worked with SEAL Team Six configuring their Outlook profiles.
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Mar 5, 2016 04:04
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so some sort of IT thing? sounds good
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Mar 5, 2016 04:11
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I'll try to have the 1st one done by monday, but who knows. Going to go play a board game and mull over things. I'm getting excited about creating something which is usually a good sign for me actually following through on something.
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Mar 5, 2016 04:14
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don't ever try to figure out how to play Twilight Struggle for the first time if you've been drinking
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Mar 5, 2016 04:49
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Ok gently caress it I'm bored, not working sucks. Been thinking about doing another stop motion thing like I did for Star Citizen: Unemployment and stop motion always makes me think of Ben from Parks and Recreation
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Mar 5, 2016 04:51
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http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e205/picklis/g%20i%20joe%20gif%20files/picasioncom_0c786250d50d38351bdcd142a86da14f.gif
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Mar 5, 2016 05:49
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:don't ever try to figure out how to play Twilight Struggle for the first time if you've been drinking hahaahhahahahahaahahaha holy poo poo
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Mar 5, 2016 06:56
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:don't ever try to figure out how to play Twilight Struggle for the first time if you've been drinking Like, the board game? if so LOLOLOL
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Mar 5, 2016 07:02
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boardgame? that post reads extremely rapey
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Mar 5, 2016 07:06
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:boardgame? that post reads extremely rapey i can't get off unless the chick is getting waterboarded
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Mar 5, 2016 07:16
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:i can't get off unless the chick is getting waterboarded https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ing-unfaithful/
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Mar 5, 2016 07:20
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Turns out a local ROTC dude has been not just creeping on one of my Korean "little sisters", but has displayed a rather creepy form of 'yellow fever' where he's been all but molesting a whole bunch of Asians over the last 2 years. To the point where girls are warning each other about the guy. This apparently has been handled "casually" because for two years, not a single chick felt like filing an actual complaint against the guy. It now came into my sphere of influence as one of said "little sisters" concernedly asked me to pose as her boyfriend for a few minutes and - thinking it was some casual joke - I played along, but it turns out the guy camped out the local spring festival to creep on all of the Asian chicks that ever rejected him by hanging around the front of the entrance. I now have rather strong feelings towards burying the guy in incriminating accusations and paperwork, but there's this residual feeling that it may just be a really dumb ROTC guy that has the hots for sideways pussy. Please advise.
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Mar 5, 2016 09:36
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gently caress that guy imo
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Mar 5, 2016 09:39
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That's been my thought so far, but somewhere deep inside whatever survived of my soul, there's this voice saying his entire future shouldn't be ruined by a dumb thing in college. On the other hand, I've already established his "commanding officers" (in college, what the gently caress) and the rest of the lecturers in his classes because it's all apparently public information, and I'm really itching to bury him forever.
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Mar 5, 2016 09:42
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ROTC units have actual commissioned officers assigned to the unit as instructors, including a "commanding officer" of the detachment who's actually the head chicken fucker from a military perspective. Have some of the girls file some complaints against the guy to at least get a paperwork trail going. gently caress him, dude is going to get his commission, wind up in Korea, and make everyone's lives miserable after he rapes some juicy. That said If you're talking about the "cadet colonel" or whatever the gently caress "commanding 'officers'" lol
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Mar 5, 2016 10:11
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Most/all ROTC dets are run by an O-6 colonel, so yeah there's a real chain of command, it's not all kids playing dress up.Whip Slagcheek posted:gently caress that guy imo That's what he's hoping for.
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Mar 5, 2016 10:14
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Yeah O-6 as the commander usually, O-5 at a minimum, and there's usually at least 2-3 O-3/O-4's running around plus at least a few NCOs
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Mar 5, 2016 10:31
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Back home from the poo poo hole that is JRTC. Gonna need some high strength poo poo to erase all of those memories.
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Mar 5, 2016 10:40
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 Look at this twiggy shifty motherfucker, Bubba's gonna have an excellent time with his rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 5, 2016 10:45
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Duzzy Funlop posted:That's been my thought so far, but somewhere deep inside whatever survived of my soul, there's this voice saying his entire future shouldn't be ruined by a dumb thing in college. I mean, could you just talk to him?
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Mar 5, 2016 14:55
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Carteret posted:Like, the board game? if so LOLOLOL I guess I'm dumb, but I ended up playing settlers of cataan just fine 
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Mar 5, 2016 15:51
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Zeris posted:I mean, could you just talk to him? its not real. who cares?
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Mar 5, 2016 16:00
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:whats the Navy equivalent of an Army supply sergeant who was in the 82nd and brags (braggs! LOL) about it you're talking to an LS1, ENLISTED EXPEDITIONARY WARFARE SPECIALIST (ret.) right now amigo
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Mar 5, 2016 17:33
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I passed a swim qual, rifle/pistol marksmanship, and got a hmmwv driver's license they gave me a fun merit badge to wear hooyah
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Mar 5, 2016 17:35
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I guess I'm dumb, but I ended up playing settlers of cataan just fine You aren't dumb. Learning that game is a hurdle sober unless you've played similar card driven war games. How many wood for sheep jokes did you have to deal with playing drunk Catan?
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