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G0RF posted:"Everything is under control, situation normal..." Haha what retard actually thinks they're implementing this?! As someone else posted they'll have any oxygen bar and a stamina bar. This is next level poo poo beyond controlling your nerves that are controlling your muscles that are controlling your fingers that are piloting your spaceship
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Variable 5 posted:Who the gently caress writes this and thinks anyone would ever want to read it, or have any kind of (virtual or real) interaction with this at all? Welp, there are those of us that have elected ourselves basically Stimperial Loremasters (because we are tragically broken individuals).
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TTerrible posted:Haha what retard actually thinks they're implementing this?! Ag Bengip posted:Those are good stretch goals
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 10:32 |
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G0RF posted:"Everything is under control, situation normal..." I was immediately reminded of Sim City 2013's Agent Based Simulation, I'm sure this will work out fine for CIG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS0qURl_JJY
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quote:In star citizen you are the toxoplasma that originated in a cat's gut that is controlling the spaceman, controlling the spaceship.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 10:35 |
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Variable 5 posted:Who the gently caress writes this and thinks anyone would ever want to read it, or have any kind of (virtual or real) interaction with this at all? This thread's obsession with it has reached the level of Ben's obsession with WC
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Skellybones posted:In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. you're a true friend
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Oh lmao! This one is pure gold, https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/321041/what-the-heck-happened-to-the-space-plant What it looks like now Fidelityyyyyyy
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There's no way they have a QA department that does anything besides show up and pretends to work. For one QA is totally soul-crushing even at a good dev studio. For two the game is so fundamentally broken there's no way to catalog all the bugs. And for three, their bosses don't want to hear anything negative.
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Semisponge posted:There's no way they have a QA department that does anything besides show up and pretends to work. For one QA is totally soul-crushing even at a good dev studio. For two the game is so fundamentally broken there's no way to catalog all the bugs. And for three, their bosses don't want to hear anything negative. I don't see how QA can do anything meaningful either. I would not be surprised if either A) Dev cuts are going straight to the PU, and this "internal testing" is bullshit, or B) QA is given a short list of things to look at, and told to ignore everything else, and they fail at even that.
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I'm heartened by the fact the Stimpire has restaurants.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 11:48 |
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QA wouldn't be able to keep up with every little in-house update. A 20gb patch every time a gun was nudged or a skeleton replaced with liquid metal would barely leave you any time to play the drat thing.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 11:53 |
The Saddest Robot posted:
No it should be a one button start up. A huge red button but it takes literally 30 seconds for you to push it.
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Glory.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 11:57 |
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Enot posted:This thread's obsession with it has reached the level of Ben's obsession with WC
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 12:03 |
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SelenicMartian posted:What manner of WC? The worst kind of WC.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 12:06 |
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Sillybones posted:
sheer horror
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Mr Fronts posted:The worst kind of WC. Our shitposting triples every second.
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Daztek posted:I was immediately reminded of Sim City 2013's Agent Based Simulation, I'm sure this will work out fine for CIG Which was also comically broken. Very fitting.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 12:28 |
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These people need to be horsewhipped.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 12:29 |
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MeLKoR posted:
I strenuously object to any notion that a horse could or should in any way be subjected to the same treatment the posters in question deserve.
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Tippis posted:I strenuously object to any notion that a horse could or should in any way be subjected to the same treatment the posters in question deserve. Do we even have the machines required to perform their deserved painful 52 hour surgery without pain resistant?
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The Saddest Robot posted:
I want a book you turn the page on or a scroll that unfurls from above and a little panel opening with an ink pot and quill that comes out so the hand can spend a while writing/updating their last will and testament for their inevitable space-death from ship despawning. Scruffpuff posted:I don't see how QA can do anything meaningful either. I would not be surprised if either A) Dev cuts are going straight to the PU, and this "internal testing" is bullshit, or B) QA is given a short list of things to look at, and told to ignore everything else, and they fail at even that. I imagine all the QA reports get a terse-seeming "Game's still in Pre-Alpha" response sent back.
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Star Citizen live panel at PCG-Weekender starts at 15:30 GMT. (4h-ish from this post). https://youtu.be/rLwPMFrAbP0 http://www.pcgamer.com/catch-the-highlights-with-the-pcg-weekender-livestream/
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 12:45 |
peter gabriel posted:Patch 2.2 - Everything is perfect now, and I mean perfect There is a spaceship I will land Oof
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The Saddest Robot posted:
Also can you make a wobbly papier mache third arm appear that just mashes buttons at random.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 12:59 |
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I love Star Citizen. You can parp out a wanky cry-engine mashup, say nothing about what's actually been promised, and the adoring masses will fall over themselves filling in the blanks with the contents of their weird heads. And what's in those noggins is delightfully batshit! I love Star Citizen. It is extremely my poo poo. You don't even have to download it; thanks to the power of the cloud. Of insanity. Even Ouya, Gizmondo, Phantom and Pandora smooshed together couldn't generate shenanigans of this quality. I never want this to end, except possibly for jail time for all concerned. I'd be a bit sad though. That's pretty much it, really. Poo over.
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peter gabriel posted:Patch 2.2 - Everything is perfect now, and I mean perfect Lost it at the Stimpire skeleton joke.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 13:03 |
Kakarot posted:Funny how many shitizens are training their children to be their turret gunners LOL One guy on Reddit named his new baby Gunnar for this very reason. Not joking look up citizen_scum or scum_citizen or whatever. :/
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Semisponge posted:There's no way they have a QA department that does anything besides show up and pretends to work. For one QA is totally soul-crushing even at a good dev studio. For two the game is so fundamentally broken there's no way to catalog all the bugs. And for three, their bosses don't want to hear anything negative. I could see them doing something like this: Doors arent opening and closing right fidelity a little off everything else golden green light Why fight when you know it wont be fixed or they dont care to fix. Do as little as possible to make people mad and collect $$$$. Mind you those who paid for the game get crap...... O wait they think fixing doors instead of features is good and keep throwing more money at them. Carry on regardless...... It is loving hopeless. The game and the shitizens.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 13:19 |
That Which Sleeps just bit the dust :0
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ZenMaster posted:That Which Sleeps just bit the dust :0 ? :O edit : thought you meant sandi Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Mar 5, 2016 |
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ZenMaster posted:That Which Sleeps just bit the dust :0 Game's been pretty dead for a while now. Any link to the announcement of its actual death? Or is it still just...sleeping.
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Scruffpuff posted:I don't see how QA can do anything meaningful either. I would not be surprised if either A) Dev cuts are going straight to the PU, and this "internal testing" is bullshit, or B) QA is given a short list of things to look at, and told to ignore everything else, and they fail at even that. Well, with the whole focus trying to get SQ42 developed and out the door you have to ask who is even working on the PU? Perhaps it's all those rumored to exist low paid fresh from college devs left largely unsupervised. Would also explain the pie in the sky ideas like simulating oxygen flow in the space suit and commandos body. Inexperienced devs that actually believe in it.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 13:35 |
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The startup sequence for the Solar Plebian ships should include the old dialup modem connection sound.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 14:01 |
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Roflan posted:I bet sandi knows... Maybe she was the person that was threatening to leave(her marriage). Posting from the past (page 2222) but this can't go without comment. This would be the second time sandi left. Let's not forget they've already divorced each other once. During this entire terrible train wreck of a game, I've wondered if they got back together bc he promised her Hollywood, and if a flop would lead to another divorce.
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bale. posted:Posting from the past (page 2222) but this can't go without comment. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 14:20 |
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bale. posted:Posting from the past (page 2222) but this can't go without comment. We'll have our answer for sure eventually, because this game won't succeed. At any rate, it certainly won't get either of them into Hollywood.
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# ? Mar 5, 2016 14:21 |
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Was there an archive with all the fantastic images and gifs from this thread? I may need it for a project
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Ash1138 posted:i'm the rotating station rings that get position updates from the server at completely different times those rings are rotating at loving constant angular velocity, their movement should be entirely predictable
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