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egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Sizone posted:

it happened during a leap day. doesn't count.

Today's my four year marriage anniversary, does that mean my marriage doesn't count?

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

egon_beeblebrox posted:

Today's my four year marriage anniversary, does that mean my marriage doesn't count?

No, it just means it's actually your first anniversary. Congratulations.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

egon_beeblebrox posted:

Today's my four year marriage anniversary, does that mean my marriage doesn't count?

No, just the fourth anniversary.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Pakled posted:

No, it just means it's actually your first anniversary. Congratulations.

Thank you.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT



Sizone posted:

No, just the fourth anniversary.

is that the paper, wood, or cookbook anniversary

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution
Several campaigns ago...

quote:


That's the little Donld Trump YOU'RE FIRED thing he's doing there with his hand

Donald Trump running against River-Otter-Playing-Pretend-Donald-Trump...the power plant at the center of a hosed-up universe

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

is that the paper, wood, or cookbook anniversary

top shelf booze and zucchini fritters made with organic zucchini and topped with some kinda gross indian/middle eastern yogurt preparation that is only sold at the patchouliest of health food stores.

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution
:siren: New strip is up! :siren:

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
New comic- and once again the alt text knocks it out of the park.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Don't be that guy, don't piss like Hitler.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I was thinking this was one of the weaker entries in the "New Achewood" mould until I read the alt-text.

That Onstad certainly knows his medium of pop-up browser text!

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

i continue to enjoy, the new achewoods

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

WoodrowSkillson posted:

i continue to enjoy, the new achewoods

it's "acheweed".

Moacher
Oct 10, 2007

In a few moments my neighbor is going to exit this building's ground floor, out onto the sidewalk. According to my math, from this height, I can kill him by pissing on him.
The new comic feels oddly prescient, since every news update I've heard so far this morning has mentioned Trump's dick.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

Moacher posted:

The new comic feels oddly prescient, since every news update I've heard so far this morning has mentioned Trump's dick.

Your personal avatar and text continue this theme of dick inclusion.

Dick Inclusion. P.I.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Wanderer posted:

Your personal avatar and text continue this theme of dick inclusion.

Dick Inclusion. P.I.

Mods please change my name to Dick Inclusion. P.I.

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer
"I wonder what our kids are gonna know about Hitler's cock that we didn't."

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty
Hitler: ain't nobody's picnic.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
I haven't read the alt text yet since I'm on a phone, but the last two panels knocked it out of the park.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
Oh hey, I know that middle cat.

Not Ray- not Pat.

(the one on the left is Ray)

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Do you think you can hang with the dirtiest dudes in town?

High Lord Elbow
Jun 21, 2013

"You can sit next to Elvira."
I find the departure from the new storyline troubling. I hope we get to see Ray and Beef go out for coffee soon.

In Airwolf.

With Hitler's frozen micropenis aboard.

Concurred
Apr 23, 2003

My team got swept out of the playoffs, and all I got was this avatar and red text

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11262004 12 years earlier. What is Ray hiding.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Concurred posted:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11262004 12 years earlier. What is Ray hiding.
Nothing, he got that prescription for it so it's not a problem.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Concurred posted:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11262004 12 years earlier. What is Ray hiding.

That is my favourite Achewood ever.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Concurred posted:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11262004 12 years earlier. What is Ray hiding.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10312006 - two years later, mad control.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The two cats are having so much fun talking poo poo about Hitler's dick :shobon:

little munchkin posted:

Do you think you can hang with the dirtiest dudes in town?

No :smith:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Pat being into Yo Mama jokes seems so out of character in retrospect.

flyingkiwi
Jun 1, 2012

Wowzers!
I thought that was funny and also informative, because I didn't know this fact about Hitler's penis.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Someone in the gif thread did the needful

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

MikeCrotch posted:

Someone in the gif thread did the needful


Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Prescient achewood

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03042002

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

If my knowledge of cat science is correct, the cats on the left and right are girl cats.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BJPaskoff posted:

If my knowledge of cat science is correct, the cats on the left and right are girl cats.

Don't they know there's a war on? :mad:

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
ray -is- neutered and pat is gay

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Sizone posted:

ray -is- neutered

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

Clipperton posted:

That is my favourite Achewood ever.

"I tell you what I ain't nobody's picnic" is probably the one line I quote from this comic irl

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Darth Windu posted:

"I tell you what I ain't nobody's picnic" is probably the one line I quote from this comic irl
"You can do whatever you want in life" is a go-to phrase of mine. I'm the only person thinking of Hot Tub Brawls at the time though. Probably.

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART


Is that you, Pat?

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