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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Hyperlynx posted:

Well drat.

Here's a fresh supply of ducks, to make up for my hubris:

Man those ducks really did a number on that jungle, glad they're finally getting them out of there.

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Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Ducks are massive dicks.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Skippy McPants posted:

Ducks are massive dicks.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
How the duck did this derail start?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Somebody has a new favorite as of 18:56 on Mar 8, 2016

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

You might wanna rehost that.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Hyperlynx posted:

Well drat.

Here's a fresh supply of ducks, to make up for my hubris:


At first I thought these were geese and that this brave man was working on a variation of the idiom "ride the tiger."

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
duck, if prepared properly so it's not so fatty, is super delicious

Cart
Sep 28, 2004

They see me rollin...

Zzulu posted:

duck, if prepared properly so it's not so fatty, is super delicious

For sure. Just eat at any French restaurant.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



PCOS Bill posted:

Fuckin' stool pigeons.

:perfect:

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Zzulu posted:

duck, if prepared properly so it's not so fatty, is super delicious

wtf boil that poo poo in its own fat what's wrong with you

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Yeah, duck fat is legit amazing.

The only reason why people keep saying "there is no savory dish that cannot be improved by adding bacon" is because they haven't tried frying everything in duck fat.

Conversely, dry and stringy duck meat is so depressing.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



It takes a lot of strength to one-hand the flamberge.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Got caught up in lock picking madness so I started looking at amazon.

One of these things is not like the other...

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Got caught up in lock picking madness so I started looking at amazon.

One of these things is not like the other...



The lockpicks are the most worrying part of that image, jesus christ

This was the lockpick set I got although its tailored for EU and Japanese locks. Seriously though I picked into my friends apartment in a literal 30 seconds after a few hours of practice. Dont be an idiot like me and actually carry it around with you unless its well hidden or you have a really convincing story ready, cops do not like. Of course leaving it in my own apartment doesnt make any sense considering I bought it to mainly help avoid paying for a French Locksmith so I just leave them at the office and practice on the acrylic locks there when its quiet

http://www.amazon.co.uk/C1510-SouthOrd-Piece-Lock-Pick/dp/B00EX5DSYS

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I ended up going with this set, mainly because it came with the little transparent lock to play with, and it was basically dirt cheap. If I get hardcore into OMG MUST PICK EVERYTHING I'll grab a better set. For just loving around the house, it'll do.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01A8I3ANW

And yes, never really wander around with these in pocket or car unless you have a REALLY good reason for it. Nothing like probable cause to make you end up in a lot of trouble that has nothing to do with you.

"No officer, I was just walking through my neighborhood with my lock picks in my pocket! I had no idea someone was robbed here" probably won't go over well.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Disney princesses, reimagined as cement mixers

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

canis minor posted:

Disney princesses, reimagined as cement mixers



Huh, doesn't change much does it?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I ended up going with this set, mainly because it came with the little transparent lock to play with, and it was basically dirt cheap. If I get hardcore into OMG MUST PICK EVERYTHING I'll grab a better set. For just loving around the house, it'll do.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01A8I3ANW

And yes, never really wander around with these in pocket or car unless you have a REALLY good reason for it. Nothing like probable cause to make you end up in a lot of trouble that has nothing to do with you.

"No officer, I was just walking through my neighborhood with my lock picks in my pocket! I had no idea someone was robbed here" probably won't go over well.

conversely dont let them look through your car

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




canis minor posted:

Disney princesses, reimagined as cement mixers



Huh. Well, there's a fetish for everyone, I guess.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

I also have dirt coming out of my urethra

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

coleman francis posted:

I also have dirt coming out of my urethra

That sucks man I hope you're getting treatment.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

coleman francis posted:

I also have dirt coming out of my urethra

Remember to clean the bike pump!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

coleman francis posted:

I also have dirt coming out of my urethra

"gently caress this gay earth" is not literal.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Bobby Digital posted:

"gently caress this gay earth" is not literal.

Now you tell me. :mad:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Someone should put the airbrushed Denver lady on the donkey instead.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

That is a beautiful thing. Bravo, sir.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Sunday night made.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

:neckbeard:

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

:perfect:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Simply art

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Breetai posted:

You might wanna rehost that.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


you're a real pal.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Drrrrr drrrrrr drr

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

I went to college in this town!

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Gott im Himmel

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

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