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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I possess testosterone right now. Hell, I even manufacture it.

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

tater_salad posted:

I love that he got 10 years for steroid posession but only 3 volentarily for ending someones life (my stance is if you're drunk driving you get murder, you killed someone and it was your choice to get in a vehicle)

No way, it's the bar's fault for getting him drunk.

:iiam:

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


xzzy posted:

No way, it's the bar's fault for getting him drunk.

:iiam:

Oh poo poo totally forgot also the brewery/distillery for making that poo poo so good.

Legit had a coworker sue the bar for her dwi.. people man.. people.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

tater_salad posted:

I love that he got 10 years for steroid posession but only 3 volentarily for ending someones life (my stance is if you're drunk driving you get murder, you killed someone and it was your choice to get in a vehicle)

10 years for violating his probation, which was based on a steroids conviction.



I have a friend from HS who was hit on his motorcycle and pinned to the front of the guy's truck for a few miles while the guy just kept driving :eyepop:. Broke his back too.

He sued the poo poo out of the bar and casino the guy had gotten wasted at and bought a house with all the leftover money after paying the medical bills.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




xzzy posted:

No way, it's the bar's fault for getting him drunk.

:iiam:

The bar is legally responsible for making sure their visibly intoxicated patrons get in a cab. Have been for years.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Jonny Nox posted:

The bar is legally responsible for making sure their visibly intoxicated patrons get in a cab. Have been for years.

Not many actually enforce that, or are bad at judging how intoxicated people are.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Anyways, mandatory sentencing of any kind is bad bad bad bad.

I've never driven drunk nor do I ever plan to, but it is interesting as a culture how that behavior is viewed compared to others.

It's also your choice to get in a car when you haven't had your solid 8 hours of sleep or after you get devastating or exciting news. Outside some VERY rare instances, we don't even investigate let alone enhance penalties for people who cause wrecks (fatal or otherwise) that fall into these categories.

When was the last time you heard about a person getting convicted of manslaughter for a head on collision caused by not wearing sunglasses?

Hell, I look at my circumstance with my color blindness. Red is a very dull color to me. Studies have shown that having protanopia and diving gives your an equivalent risk factor of having a BAC of 0.05 to 0.08. This is something I know every time I get behind the wheel, should I be tried with an enhanced charge if I miss a stop sign and cause an accident?

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


you didnt' go somewhere decide that you wanted to be colorblind then run over some lady wearing red in the parking lot with your bro truck.

edit: I will stop opining as we are going down a slippery slope discussion related to human judgement failures, not mechanical.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Just to get things a bit more on track






Video of the destruction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVJFVc5-1TU
The best part is at 0:36, when the dipstick pops out due to crankcase pressure, like a turkey popper. Stick a fork in it, she's done!

Backstory: Friend of mine bought this choice automobile as a parts donor with a known knocking engine. Turns out the piston skirt was pretty badly broken, block was already unsalvageable, so he had his son floor it till it scattered parts everywhere to get a video for the internet.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Niven posted:

Are there any extra consequences when this kind of thing happens as a result of safety systems being compromised with aftermarket parts/work? Last year a girl was hit here by a truck while crossing the street, it was a relatively low speed collision but his bumper was jacked right up to head level and landed her in serious condition. It's a constant source of concern when I see a lifted brodozer rolling up on me from behind at a stoplight on my motorcycle.

What drives me nuts is we have an annual campaign of concerned citizens waging war on aftermarket motorcycle exhaust, but nobody ever, ever talks about the giant trucks rolling all over the place just waiting to kill someone.

Maybe, but probably not.
Vehecular manslaughter (in CA) requires a vehicle code violation and negligence.
While most negligence involves a vehicle code violation, in the hypothetical case where it didn't if this is a vehicle code violation (it may not be illegal) it coulf make the difference.
I could argue that a stinger is in itself criminal negligence, but that is a stretch legally.

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

kastein posted:

Video of the destruction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVJFVc5-1TU
The best part is at 0:36, when the dipstick pops out due to crankcase pressure, like a turkey popper. Stick a fork in it, she's done!

Backstory: Friend of mine bought this choice automobile as a parts donor with a known knocking engine. Turns out the piston skirt was pretty badly broken, block was already unsalvageable, so he had his son floor it till it scattered parts everywhere to get a video for the internet.

That's still drat impressive. There's some 4.0L out there in worse shape taking grandma to the stores still.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

8ender posted:

That's still drat impressive. There's some 4.0L out there in worse shape taking grandma to the stores still.

Mine knocked for 80,000 miles before finally giving up the piston skirt ghost.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

8ender posted:

That's still drat impressive. There's some 4.0L out there in worse shape taking grandma to the stores still.

Yeah, the owner was still driving it when he bought it as a donor for his mantrans swap.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



kastein posted:

Backstory: Friend of mine bought this choice automobile as a parts donor with a known knocking engine. Turns out the piston skirt was pretty badly broken, block was already unsalvageable, so he had his son floor it till it scattered parts everywhere to get a video for the internet.



My little Cherokee,
you shouldn't mess with me,
I'll ruin everything you are

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

#lifehacks

http://i.imgur.com/OUdGJMk.webm

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Works great, until the bolt has any resistance at all! :buddy:

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Walla!

I am imagining someone using that method to screw it in, mangling the head as they go, and then some poor sucker having to try and get it out.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012


For gently caress's sake, use a socket.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The worst part is all the idiots on imgur defending it with "but what if you don't have the right tool, or you drop or break the correct sized one?"

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.
What kind of person would have a bunch of spare nuts and bolts just lying around but not a set of box wrenches? I can't really imagine a scenario for it.

literally a fish
Oct 2, 2014

German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
Slippery Tilde
They could at least lock the nut with a 2nd nut, if we're in a world where you have spare hardware you'd probably have two nuts

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.
Can you not buy adjustable wrenches for like 10 bucks or something from every drat walmart in the country?

Oh wait, you can.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


You'd have better luck sitting down and inserting the bolt in your anus, and then spinning in place.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

literally a fish posted:

They could at least lock the nut with a 2nd nut, if we're in a world where you have spare hardware you'd probably have two nuts

Yeah, most guys will have two spare nuts, but what about the ladies?

...

I'll show myself out.

I think someone in the tools thread posted wrenches that had little tabs on the end to keep them from slipping past the hex head like that.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

xzzy posted:

No way, it's the bar's fault for getting him drunk.

:iiam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnJjK0Uu2Lc

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

gently caress if you've got a bolt with that pussy level of torque on it use a pair of pliers or a screwdriver and hammer to drift it.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Just use your fingers then your thumbs to tighten it or something.. this solution seems pretty dumb.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Tsk tsk, using 4.8 class hardware for that.

Well at least it wouldn't damage an 8.8, 10.9, or 12.9 you put it on. I think HF tools might be the only place I've actually seen 4.8 hardware sold/used.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

kastein posted:

Tsk tsk, using 4.8 class hardware for that.

Well at least it wouldn't damage an 8.8, 10.9, or 12.9 you put it on. I think HF tools might be the only place I've actually seen 4.8 hardware sold/used.

Is 4.8 the cheese-grade of the bolts they sell? That poo poo is Dangerously Cheesy.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

No. 6 posted:

You'd have better luck sitting down and inserting the bolt in your anus, and then spinning in place.

I found this far too funny, well done.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Anime Reference posted:

What kind of person would have a bunch of spare nuts and bolts just lying around but not a set of box wrenches? I can't really imagine a scenario for it.

I have an absurd amount of basic wrenches and $4 socket sets from Harbor Freight.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Congrats. You've created something more worthless than a loving crescent(tm) wrench.

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

Uthor posted:

I think someone in the tools thread posted wrenches that had little tabs on the end to keep them from slipping past the hex head like that.
Wera Jokers, I believe.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
What about those screwdrivers that were serrated to keep the screw held?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Uthor posted:

I think someone in the tools thread posted wrenches that had little tabs on the end to keep them from slipping past the hex head like that.

A piece of tape works pretty well, too.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Krakkles posted:

Wera Jokers, I believe.

Yup, expensive but good.

Geirskogul posted:

What about those screwdrivers that were serrated to keep the screw held?

Also Wera, comment above stands.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


ShittyPostmakerPro posted:

Can you not buy adjustable wrenches for like 10 bucks or something from every drat walmart in the country?

Oh wait, you can.

It would take a long loving time to go to every Walmart and then what are you going to do with them all??

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Krakkles posted:

Wera Jokers, I believe.

My Gearwrench ratcheting wrenches also have rings on the ratcheting end for the same purpose.

Really all this is just like most "lifehacks": some slightly clever solution to a problem that doesn't exist.

Maybe it would be useful on the side of the road if you didn't have the right wrench for some reason, and happened to have handy (or be able to pull) a bolt/nut. But that's stretching it.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Decrepus posted:

It would take a long loving time to go to every Walmart and then what are you going to do with them all??

Lose one from every set.

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Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.
Is this a legit language difference or did I make a grammatical error in my post?

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