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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
amazing save by Big Bravo

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Rico has been great too if it wasn't for him we'd be winning 4-1

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Excellent game

Thanks Sevilla for the entertaining game

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


unbeaten in 34

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
That is how the Copa is going to go.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Somehow Messi is better at freekicks from outside the area than penalties?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Atletico with Luis Suarez would win every game

They are sneaky fuckers Barca better not lose any points

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
The first two goals were mire from terrible defending than a good attack.
And that penalty looks pretty dodgy, but I can see why it was given.

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
Keylor saves Madrid's rear end yet again

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



lol that was hilarious Madrid defending

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Florentino is gonna send a truckload full of money to UEFA to make sure they get Wolfsburg or Benfica in the next round of the CL, if they get anyone else they are out.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Keylor is a phenomenal goalkeeper.
Who will be sold for DeGea asap.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Yet an other penalty goal, such a good player....

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Rayo are a cool team

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Chas McGill posted:

Rayo are a cool team

their keeper on the other hand lol

that's the 3rd huge gently caress up by a keeper this matchday

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
FFS they were doing pretty well until that

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Harsh red

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Wow, nice goals.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

BWV posted:

a sexy finish right there

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
penalties are Barca's worse enemy

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
<<<<---- :mrgw:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Pique is doing some periscope chats after games, he answers some questions in English and shows his picnic box as he calls it.

https://twitter.com/3gerardpique/status/705514302145482752

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Remember when their actual picnic requests were revealed and Vermaelen selected plain yoghurt as a dessert and Messi opted for the autist's choice of a 'cheese pizza'?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Pique also had a cheese pizza and he had to fight the doctors to get a can of coke lol

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

That was quite an enjoyable game. :)

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Ronald scored 4 lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Every year it's the same, once RM are off the title race Cristiano scores a million useless goals he gets the pichichi and pretends he's the best in the world while RM win nothing.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Ronaldo's goals don't count if: a) they're penalties, because Messi isn't as good at them; b) they're tap-ins, too easy; c) Real's out of the title race, because they're useless and only there so he gets the pichichi and pretends to be the best in the world; d) they're against Espanyol, since unlike other La Liga teams, their defense is really bad (except against Barca); e) he scores them with his right foot, good job scoring with your strong foot; f) they're headers, good job being taller and jumping higher than everyone else; g) he scores them with his left foot, good job training your weak foot all the time you try hard; h) they helped Real win titles, because those don't count since Messi was injured/depressed/wasn't even trying/he and his dad were going to prison

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Enjoy your pichichi RM fans, we'll enjoy winning La Liga.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Ronaldo's goals don't count if: a) they're penalties, because Messi isn't as good at them; b) they're tap-ins, too easy; c) Real's out of the title race, because they're useless and only there so he gets the pichichi and pretends to be the best in the world; d) they're against Espanyol, since unlike other La Liga teams, their defense is really bad (except against Barca); e) he scores them with his right foot, good job scoring with your strong foot; f) they're headers, good job being taller and jumping higher than everyone else; g) he scores them with his left foot, good job training your weak foot all the time you try hard; h) they helped Real win titles, because those don't count since Messi was injured/depressed/wasn't even trying/he and his dad were going to prison

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


On the one hand Ronaldo never scores anymore in important games and most of his goals come in meaningless games. On the other, Madrid so rarely plays important games after February that it may be a more systemic problem

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Please don't doxx El Hefe.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
*said in whiny, nasally voice while typing on a keyboard made out of old Coca.Cola cans, banana peels and barbed wire in some tiny Venezuelan city, where bullets fly in the air outside his window as the local cartels battle tirelessly day and night for control of the only working toilet in the neighborhood* Enjoy your pichichi RM fans, we'll enjoy winning La Liga.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
get this: RM and CR are really bad

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



lmao Ochoa finally gets to play and 5 minutes later cool guy Celso scores on him

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
My money is on Suarez winning the Pichichi.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Nah, now that the title race is over Ronaldo will keep scoring his pointless goals and win it. But Suarez will have the league and the copa, the titles you get if you're not just a spoiled egoistic rear end in a top hat.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Just saw the highlights. Suarez is so loving strong and so good at those hard angle shots. Guy can finish.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

BWV posted:

Just saw the highlights. Suarez is so loving strong and so good at those hard angle shots. Guy can finish.

At first I thought he had nutmegged both the defender and the keeper, would've been awesome.

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Valencia v Atletico was a tasty game, Valencia are so inconsistent even though they have so many good players.

Torres should stay at Atleti imo, he's loved there and he has scored a few important goals.

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