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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
In all seriousness, this can only go so far before this poo poo is criminalized. Once these kids start going to relatives funerals in fur because THIS IS WHO I AM MOM AND DAD GOD or start yiffing at their jobs, we will begin loading them on to trains. We will ship them to Orlando. We will build a fence for the bad, bad baby furs. And if they leave the perimeter, we will shred them with machinegun fire.

Like, maybe not that exact scenario, but I bet Marriott isn't going to host them much longer. Then they can have these meetings in the sewer, with all the dirty poop they adore so.

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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Necc0 posted:

a cigarette burn collection :stonk:

furries are just gays without the pretense and self-awareness to hide their shame :troll:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Sleeveless posted:

furries are just gays without the pretense and self-awareness to hide their shame :troll:

I remember some goon saying something like the whole furry thing acts as a filter for finding gay stuff acceptable or something. Like, they're scared of real dudes so slap a disney head on it.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Magnus the Red just read this and transformed into a giant angry red daemon. Foolish.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Wicker Man posted:

I remember some goon saying something like the whole furry thing acts as a filter for finding gay stuff acceptable or something. Like, they're scared of real dudes so slap a disney head on it.

Maybe, but I think it's more of them giving up before they even try.

Why bother to change or better yourself, when they are auto-accepting of even the most degenerate? You can gently caress/get hosed without even making an effort!


It's easy, freely available , and hell no one else will touch them.

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

Zzulu posted:

Is this the future you imagined when u were kids?
Instead of awesome cyberpunks or flying cars, we kind of just got weirdos in cartoon fetish suits who like to bark when they get sodomized?
and that's like, one of the least disagreeable parts

all in all this is the worst cyberpunk dystopia ever

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO





:barf:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It's not really funny anymore, it's just kind of nauseating.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Pampered flabby white flesh all around.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
A lot of references to Oklacon, let's see what happened there:

wikifur posted:

In September, 2015, is was announced that Oklacon had been "cancelled this year and indefinitely".[25] Earlier that year, it had been announced that Roman Nose State Park had terminated their relationship with Oklacon, and denied the group camp application for Oklacon 2015.
Previously that year, Oklacon staff had noted "a chill indifference from the park managers and rangers in the past few years":[4]
Oklacon
While park rangers and staff are not allowed to be very choosy, by law, about what groups reserve spaces in the park and host events there, they have made it very clear they personally object to our group at many levels -- they don't appreciate the core of our being - our fandom - or the artwork, fursuits, or other elements that make us unique and special. They've made several overtures against our group for those in attendance in same-sex relationships, and we've been asked, at times, to try to ask attendees of the same sex not to hold hands. In certain instances, rangers have hassled our attendees simply because of their look, and suggested perhaps they were substance abusers, simply because they didn't look the part for what the newer management wanted their park to cater to - families with children.
Oklacon
Things came to a head during Oklacon 2014, when "three first-time attendees showed up a night before opening ceremonies, intoxicated themselves, and engaged in public sexual intercourse in the middle of group camp in night."[4]
In the State of Oklahoma, women cannot legally consent to sex if they are intoxicated, even if they consent before or afterwards, so park management reported this incident to the Blaine County District Attorney as required by Oklahoma law.[4] Various Oklacon volunteers who witnessed the event also provided written statements of the incident, to fully disclose what occurred and to document Oklacon's appropriate handling of the issue; upon discovering this incident, Oklacon staff stopped it, immediately reported it to the rangers, and ejected the three individuals from the convention.
Some months later, the park rangers realized they did not document the event properly, and asked Oklacon for additional follow-ups to the statements they provided. The Blaine County District Attorney, in his official capacity, requested through the rangers a full attendance list for Oklacon 2014, so that he could potentially contact each attendee to see if they could corroborate the written affidavits they already had.
Oklacon did not feel this was right or required by law - whilst they had provided written affidaviats and information about the three individuals ejected from the event, they felt it was not appropriate for them to turn over the names, addresses, telephone numbers, dates of birth, car tag numbers, and dealer tax ID numbers of those who had no involvement or knowledge of the incident. Hence Oklacon staff declined the request, and indicated they would fully comply only if legally compelled to do so by an official subpoena.[4]
No subpoena came, but Roman Nose park staff returned their deposit check, provided a two sentence denial letter, and referred them to their state general counsel (their lawyers) for any questions. Although Oklacon staff followed up with their general counsel, an impasse was reached and Oklacon staff found a new home at Sequoyah State Park for Oklacon 2015.[4] This fell through when "an Oklacon attendee directly contacted Sequoyah and linked our event with these serious lapses in judgement by those three individuals that damaged Oklacon’s reputation and ability to host at RNSP to the Sequoyah State Park staff."[25] Sequoyah viewed Oklacon as "too large of a liability to be hosted there", and they received notice from the state-level management of the park system that they would be denied from re-entry to any state park in the future.
With this in mind, Oklacon staff announced the indefinite cancellation of the convention.

naem
May 29, 2011

I suspect that several generations have been raised who were blasted with high quality entertainment nonstop since birth by parents who both worked who then never escaped childhood because there wasn't anything better out there for them than childhood mass media and now they attempt to remain infantilized in a desperate attempt to feel some semblance of happiness again as failed gross fat young adults

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

naem posted:

I suspect that several generations have been raised who were blasted with high quality entertainment nonstop since birth by parents who both worked who then never escaped childhood because there wasn't anything better out there for them than childhood mass media and now they attempt to remain infantilized in a desperate attempt to feel some semblance of happiness again as failed gross fat young adults

oh word?

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

I Greyhound posted:

A lot of references to Oklacon, let's see what happened there:
i suspect oklacon would have continued if they handed over the attendance list (like any other con would have done discreetly, "integrity" be damned), but the people running it likely had something to hide and spun it off as just being too drat proud of themselves

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
god bless the roman nose state park rangers

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

section 8 all of these people. or kill them w/e.

discharged (with the implication that it wasn't honorable)

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


God is dead, and we have yiffed him.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dreddout posted:



God is dead, and we have yiffed him.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Next Hitman game should have the same hotel as in that one hotel mission in an earlier game, but this time its hosting a furcon.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I audibly sighed when I saw this.



THE LEGEND

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Dandywalken posted:

Next Hitman game should have the same hotel as in that one hotel mission in an earlier game, but this time its hosting a furcon.


That'd be great you have to find your target who is in a fursuit and all you know is its like a tiger or something and theres a poo poo ton of tigers. But you want the one with like the neon blue pink hair.

NOT THE NEON PINK PURPLE.

And you have to dress up in a suit too.

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

The White Dragon posted:

discharged (with the implication that it wasn't honorable)

yes but you see the only way to really deal with these people is to discharge a pistol into the back of their skulls.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Haha. Of course there's already crossover art between this obscure music video and Furry Movie. She looks so depressed. Maybe she'll quit this gig and go to Quantico and learn that the enemy is her.

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

It's not really funny anymore, it's just kind of nauseating.

I woke up hungover and this thread actually made me puke. Just hit me at the right moment I guess.

Dandywalken posted:

Next Hitman game should have the same hotel as in that one hotel mission in an earlier game, but this time its hosting a furcon.

Don't give great ideas away. Sell that poo poo to eidos. EA. Whoever owns that franchise at this point.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I wanted to make a happy post about how Zootopia is such a cool movie that I've seen it twice in the cinemas but I feel like this maybe isn't the best place for it after the thread lost its innocence in a foul smelling dark alley :smith:

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Dandywalken posted:

Next Hitman game should have the same hotel as in that one hotel mission in an earlier game, but this time its hosting a furcon.

I've always thought the fact that Hitman never had a mission where you had to assisnate somebody in a disguise that you identify through actions and clues was a missed opportunity. The assassins in the Heaven & Hell level of Blood Money have unique character models and cutscenes so you have no trouble knowing who is who.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Sleeveless posted:

I've always thought the fact that Hitman never had a mission where you had to assisnate somebody in a disguise that you identify through actions and clues was a missed opportunity. The assassins in the Heaven & Hell level of Blood Money have unique character models and cutscenes so you have no trouble knowing who is who.

didnt the mardi gras level do something like that

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)


'
shouldn't be allowed for kids to pet someones fetishsuit

who knows how much cum that kid accidentally touched

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This sounds kind of intense.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Dandywalken posted:

Next Hitman game should have the same hotel as in that one hotel mission in an earlier game, but this time its hosting a furcon.

Agent 47's no stranger to cosplay.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Lime Tonics posted:

Here is part 2, and part 3 for the brave,

:nws:

https://imgur.com/gallery/mkBay

https://imgur.com/gallery/da5h6

:nws:

I do not like people who dress up as animals. I do not like it at all.

how the gently caress can people be so hosed up

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

papa_november posted:

i suspect oklacon would have continued if they handed over the attendance list (like any other con would have done discreetly, "integrity" be damned), but the people running it likely had something to hide and spun it off as just being too drat proud of themselves

Wanna bet they were hiding that there was some sex offenders on that list?

Dandywalken posted:

Next Hitman game should have the same hotel as in that one hotel mission in an earlier game, but this time its hosting a furcon.

Saints Row The Third has a side quest where you have to stop a bunch of furries from congregating at the Let's Pretend store because "that's how they breed".

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Young Freud posted:

Saints Row The Third has a side quest where you have to stop a bunch of furries from congregating at the Let's Pretend store because "that's how they breed".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfk9YoAA7L4&t=460s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25sUxMHK0uU&t=1950s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L0zhaGYQzI

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Furry indoctrination propaganda.


Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Say Nothing posted:

Furry indoctrination propaganda.




I'm the Kwisatz Haderach wolf.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Sleeveless posted:

You can't post that without the actual radio broadcast. The uncomfortable silence when they all google what "furriers" are and get a bunch of porn is amazing.

https://soundcloud.com/nicknice/furries

Thank God we live in the internet era and this can be preserved for future generations

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

I Greyhound posted:

A lot of references to Oklacon, let's see what happened there:

i keep noticing a pattern with these furry convention shutdowns, i.e. all it takes is one hero getting the venue's attention and duly informing them of what actually goes on at furry conventions, leading said venue to panic and disengage as quickly as possible

there was one time when all it took was an awful link of the day post and the hotel contacted somethingawful to notify them that the event had been killed: http://www.somethingawful.com/awful-links/foxmas-furry-relocated/

Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum

Zzulu posted:

Is this the future you imagined when u were kids?

Instead of awesome cyberpunks or flying cars, we kind of just got weirdos in cartoon fetish suits who like to bark when they get sodomized?



whats crazy is that social media is a fairly new invention and things will get much much worse

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Well...



http://variety.com/2016/film/box-office/box-office-zootopia-disney-1201723754/

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



this is the beginning of the end. Something awful is dying, and the furries have won

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

rainfurrest actually had to close down because furries ruined it lol

http://orrery.prismaticmedia.com/2016/02/20/rainfurrest-2016-post-mortem/

tl;dr: furries get con, furries ruin con by being morons, con tries to find new hotel, con can't find new hotel, con dead

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Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

error1 posted:

I wanted to make a happy post about how Zootopia is such a cool movie that I've seen it twice in the cinemas but I feel like this maybe isn't the best place for it after the thread lost its innocence in a foul smelling dark alley :smith:
movie furry, so what

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