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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Balzac! Leaves of Grass, my rear end!
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Mira posted:Leaves of Grass, my rear end! Leaves of four, eat some more 
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Mar 6, 2016 20:29
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Leaves of four, eat some more Don't you know the poem? "Water, water, everywhere, so let's all have a drink."
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Mar 6, 2016 20:31
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Mar 6, 2016 21:06
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She's faking it.
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Mar 6, 2016 21:20
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This never would've happened if we'd gone to Macon, Georgia.
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Mar 6, 2016 23:01
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:This never would've happened if we'd gone to Macon, Georgia. My dad says it's like Vegas if it were run by Ned Flanders.
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Mar 6, 2016 23:59
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Everything Counts posted:My dad says it's like Vegas if it were run by Ned Flanders. No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri. 
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Mar 7, 2016 00:38
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:No, pally, this is Bronson, Missouri. This ain't ovah!
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Mar 7, 2016 00:44
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Mister Kingdom posted:This ain't ovah! I wish I was dead. Oy!
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Mar 7, 2016 02:02
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Leaves of four, eat some more Without it, I could go even...blinder! 
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Mar 7, 2016 06:57
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Root Bear posted:Without it, I could go even...blinder! Mmmm... 64 slices of American cheese.
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Mar 7, 2016 09:47
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Do over Ham posted:Mmmm... 64 slices of American cheese. Americans don't want 64 slices of American cheese. Do over Ham posted:I wish I was dead. Oy! Americans don't wish they were dead.
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Mar 7, 2016 10:05
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Jerusalem posted:Americans don't want 64 slices of American cheese. Americans will like what I tell them to like.  Jerusalem posted:Americans don't wish they were dead. Listen, I'll die when I want to.
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Mar 7, 2016 10:37
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Do over Ham posted:Americans will like what I tell them to like. Do over Ham is a.... brilliant goon.... whose contributions to this thread are assuring it's gold rated status into the future. .......oh yes, and their personal hygiene is beyond reproach! Do over Ham posted:Listen, I'll die when I want to. Goldarnit, why won't ya die!?! 
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Mar 7, 2016 10:58
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Jerusalem posted:Do over Ham is a.... brilliant goon.... whose contributions to this thread are assuring it's gold rated status into the future. My ears are burning. Jerusalem posted:Goldarnit, why won't ya die!?! Give me that, you noodle-armed choir boy!
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Mar 7, 2016 11:17
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Do over Ham posted:Give me that, you noodle-armed choir boy! I have to deliver the quote, it's the Skywriter's Code!
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Mar 7, 2016 12:35
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I have to deliver the quote, it's the Skywriter's Code! I've had it up to here with your  "rules"! 
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Mar 7, 2016 13:55
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Jerusalem posted:Do over Ham is a.... brilliant goon.... whose contributions to this thread are assuring it's gold rated status into the future.
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Mar 7, 2016 15:59
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Nate is a nu~ut, he has a rubber bu~utt!
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Mar 7, 2016 19:09
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 The Nastier Nate, is this projection accurate!?! 
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Mar 7, 2016 21:19
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Jerusalem posted:The Nastier Nate, is this projection accurate!?! Are you sure you haven't made thousands of mistakes?
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Mar 7, 2016 22:30
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MrSlam posted:Are you sure you haven't made thousands of mistakes? So what you're saying is, if I sleep in an oxygen tent it will give me sexual powers?
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Jerusalem posted:So what you're saying is, if I sleep in an oxygen tent it will give me sexual powers? Well I am bald and important, where do I sign?
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MrSlam posted:Are you sure you haven't made thousands of mistakes? 
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Mar 7, 2016 23:03
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Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay...
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Mar 8, 2016 00:36
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Root Bear posted:Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay... I can't wait to eat that monkey.
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Everything Counts posted:I can't wait to eat that monkey. Everything Counts, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.
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Mar 8, 2016 09:41
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I have to deliver the quote, it's the Skywriter's Code! I have to shitpost. It's the
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Mar 8, 2016 10:47
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Do over Ham posted:I have to shitpost. It's the It's all in the Bible, son. It's the Shitposter's Bible.
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Mar 8, 2016 15:08
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IMJack posted:It's all in the Bible, son. It's the Shitposter's Bible. And talk about a preachy book. Everyone's a shitposter. Except for this guy. <----
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Mar 8, 2016 15:13
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TMMadman posted:And talk about a preachy book. Everyone's a shitposter. As the forum says. Thou Shalt not horn in on thy goons quote thread racket.
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Mar 8, 2016 15:24
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:As the forum says. Thou Shalt not horn in on thy goons quote thread racket. I've done everything the Forum Rules say! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! What more can I do?
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Mar 8, 2016 17:30
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We'll get the quote thread a present. An extravagant present. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible present! A frabulous, grabulous, zip-zoop-zabulous present!
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Mar 8, 2016 19:03
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York_M_Chan posted:I've done everything the Forum Rules say! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! What more can I do? Oh just about everything is a ban. Have you ever sat down and read the Forum Rules? Technically we’re not allowed to go to the quote.
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Mar 8, 2016 19:13
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TMMadman posted:And talk about a preachy book. Everyone's a shitposter. But haven't you heard of "Let he who is without shitposts cast the first stone"?  *thwack* OW!
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DrBouvenstein posted:We'll get the quote thread a present. An extravagant present. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible present! A frabulous, grabulous, zip-zoop-zabulous present! Now we can be twins! 
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Mar 8, 2016 19:16
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Root Bear posted:Now we can be twins! 
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DrBouvenstein posted:We'll get the quote thread a present. An extravagant present. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible present! A frabulous, grabulous, zip-zoop-zabulous present! Zip-zoop-zabulous? I never heard that word before I moved to Simpson Quote Thread.
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TMMadman posted:Oh just about everything is a ban. Have you ever sat down and read the Forum Rules? Technically we’re not allowed to go to the quote. One word posts? That's a bannin'. Importin' drama from another thread? That's a bannin'. Usin' too many smilies? That's a bannin'. Reportin' someone you don't like for bannin'? Oh you better believe that's a bannin'.
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