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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I think Finns can be considered on the slavic side since they have the strange looking men-smoking hot women split similar to Russia.

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




RNG posted:

:(:hf::( 6'5 size 16 buddy. If it makes you feel better it was impossible to find shoes in the US before the internet.
:smith: i kinda got that "grass is greener on the other side" is not a footwear story, unless we talk multi-million metros against the smaller towns, once i tried to buy shoes abroad

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Mar 5, 2016

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

etalian posted:

I think Finns can be considered on the slavic side since they have the strange looking men-smoking hot women split similar to Russia.

Finnish women look strange as well, hth

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

kalstrams posted:

:smith: i kinda got that "grass is greener on the other side" is not a footwear story, unless we talk multi-million metros against the smaller towns, once i tried to buy shoes abroad

I went to a "SHOE WAREHOUSE" once and they happily pointed out their size 22 shoes that no one had ever bought.

naem
May 29, 2011

the jizz taxi posted:

Finnish women look strange as well, hth

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

dad gay. so what posted:

i once ate a cake made out of toothpaste in szeged, hungary with some dumb bitch and then i got stuck on a ferris wheel. true story

dosvedanya!

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Hows Egorka doing these days? Looks like he hosed up his left eye. The last years of drinking paint thinner show some real wear on the little dude.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
If you have feet so grotesque you can't find fitting shoes, it's just a God's way of telling you not to go outside among normal people.

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

kalstrams posted:

yea i tried getting shoes here in uppsala but ended up not getting them at all, much like in my latvian hometown they rolled eyes and told me to go to the capital

Over the years stores and stocking of shoes 48 and up have decreased so badly here in Västerås I'm starting to get that Michael Douglas in Falling Down feeling whenever it's time to go shoe shopping.

etalian posted:

I think Finns can be considered on the slavic side since they have the strange looking men-smoking hot women split similar to Russia.

the jizz taxi posted:

Finnish women look strange as well, hth

There are super effiminate Finnish men who make death-metal album covers look like they're for a dollied up boyband, and on the other far side are the Finnish men who look like a roided up GE Cafe who just finished eating a family of rabid bears he killed in his sleep.

Then Finnish women are a ratio of 1:6 at best of looking totally great and fine until they hit the grave, to ones looking like a pro-wrestling babushka that is half-bear half-gorilla the moment they hit 35, like four of my sisters.

Then there's this old favourite of a peanut gallery http://www.hel-looks.com/
Nobody can deny there's a good lot of slavic DNA in there.

Ghosts n Gopniks fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Mar 5, 2016

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Finland is definitely a part of Eastern Europe, they just somehow have a functionally alcoholic state.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Speaking of Finno Ugric-language speaking alcoholics, there's a fine example of Estonian beefcake.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Speaking of Finno Ugric-language speaking alcoholics, there's a fine example of Estonian beefcake.



guy on the left's origin story is that a member of a They Might Be Giants tribute act fell into a vat of HGH

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



hmm strange faces

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

etalian posted:

I think Finns can be considered on the slavic side since they have the strange looking men-smoking hot women split similar to Russia.



:wink:

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Looks like the right wife material, if your car gets stuck in the mud often, if you have to haul a moose's carcass or some big logs.

Ghosts n Gopniks
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Speaking of Finno Ugric-language speaking alcoholics, there's a fine example of Estonian beefcake.



Third from the left skips eating-days

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
i suggest any american male under the age of 40 to go to tallinn and walk around for a few days. then, return home to rustbelt, u.s.a. and cut your dick off.

your welcome, in advance.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

pigdog
Apr 23, 2004

by Smythe

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Speaking of Finno Ugric-language speaking alcoholics, there's a fine example of Estonian beefcake.



Third from the right was literally voted the sexiest man in Estonia.

(he's a comedian and a singer)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

WaryWarren posted:

i suggest any american male under the age of 40 to go to tallinn and walk around for a few days. then, return home to rustbelt, u.s.a. and cut your dick off.

your welcome, in advance.

Ah yes the American who is capable of walking around for a few days.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

WaryWarren posted:

i suggest any american male under the age of 40 to go to tallinn and walk around for a few days. then, return home to rustbelt, u.s.a. and cut your dick off.

your welcome, in advance.

Whats so great in *giggles* Estonia that would make us cut our dicks off?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Speaking of Finno Ugric-language speaking alcoholics, there's a fine example of Estonian beefcake.



Why is the very right one painted like an Oopa Loompa?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I have been to Estonia

It is definitely a country

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Zzulu posted:


It is definitely a country

hosed up if true

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

JaucheCharly posted:

Why is the very right one painted like an Oopa Loompa?

He also skips leg day.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
hmm, let me nitpick these bodybuilders

*is a 300lbs goon*

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

LordArgh posted:

hmm, let me nitpick these bodybuilders

*is a 300lbs goon*

300lbs of pure MAN.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

guy on the left's origin story is that a member of a They Might Be Giants tribute act fell into a vat of HGH

he's actual size but he seems much bigger to me

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Here's a real man.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Sturgeon Slurpin'

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Time to count the money I earned from caviar death. I'm a rich bitch.
                              /

(Somethin i whipped up just for laughs)

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huFDxWG0FYQ

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeYVjOdkUEc

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Slav Franklin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU8G4o8VfLQ

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

frajaq posted:

I expected better of Finland

After this video, I never expect better of Finland anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QYkrp44us

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

CrazyLoon posted:

After this video, I never expect better of Finland anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QYkrp44us

My problem with this isn't anything to do with porn. It's that they had enough free time and money to make specific porn suits for it. Seriously, is Finland so boring that groups of guys have to spend money and time on production values for videos like this? It's not that large of a country so this is like weirdness per capita times 10.

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
a couple of youtube videos are indicative of the whole population of a country, yes

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Although I really didn't get what this guy's problem even was? I think he might be drunk on weed or something?

gnarlyhotep posted:

My problem with this isn't anything to do with porn. It's that they had enough free time and money to make specific porn suits for it. Seriously, is Finland so boring that groups of guys have to spend money and time on production values for videos like this? It's not that large of a country so this is like weirdness per capita times 10.

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Jerry Cotton posted:

Although I really didn't get what this guy's problem even was? I think he might be drunk on weed or something?

Who Gnarly? Ya hes drunk all the time.

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