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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
We lost most of our PC parts shops in our area, but the funny thing is that the ones that stayed open have the least amount of new stuff on their shelves while the ones that closed had good prices and a lot of selection.

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jerry Cotton posted:

One reason hotel TVs (at least around here) don't really have standard inputs is that they're less likely to get stolen.

Where do you live that hotels have TVs stole regularly? You have to have a credit card on file.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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I'm from germany too and for a while around the late 90s early 00s you couldn't throw a stone in the bigger cities without hitting the window of a computer store. They all died. There are still a few around but I think they're only around because they also sell online. (I personally have gotten wary from buying from small stores off ebay etc. because they make a huge fuss about returns or do other shady crap) I've also got a relative living in the US that comes back to visit sometimes and every single time I got this fantasy regarding cheap merchandise and I look up stuff online to see if he can bring me something from the states cheap and the result besides some rare exceptions always ultimately is that it's not worth the bother, only when the dollar is particularly weak. (The Euro is pretty weak itself right now in relation to the US-dollar which makes this even less worth it)

One wtf thing computer related you're somehow not getting here is these small and complete x86 based systems like the Liva X. Somehow you just don't get them here and people also don't seem to be interested a lot which is kinda funny because power is outrageously expensive here.

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
A couple years back some pictures surfaced online of a store in Eastern Europe. It was a computer store in the 90s that shut down for whatever reason. It still had displays advertising Windows 95.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Lipstick Apathy
Off topic, but why can't i find a 5.25 bay card reader thing that doesn't look like poo poo? Preferably one with some spare USBs, maybe one of those charger ports too. There was like one that looked decent and had good features but the reviews all say it just stops reading cards at some point, wtf.

I guess the obvious solution is to use an external, and I do, but it would be helpful in my line of work to not have to dig around for the cable every time and all that poo poo.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Bovril Delight posted:

Where do you live that hotels have TVs stole regularly? You have to have a credit card on file.

Credit card? Credit is for poor people.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

theultimo posted:

I just picked up a 17 inch gaming laptop. Heavy as hell, but I'd recommend it to anyone who want a bit of portability and still have playable games

My wife wanted to play games but insisted she wanted a laptop so she could easily clear it off her desk and have a clear workspace. Now she has a 17" gaming laptop which she says is too heavy for her to lift so I have to do it or else I might find out how well it deals with being dropped :rolleyes: I hope the thing at least lasts a few years.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

I've wondered how viable carrying around a tiny desktop computer would be for people who travel for work or are couch surfing, since HDTVs with HDMI inputs that you can use as a display are ubiquitous these days. I could see a suitcase form factor computer with a keyboard that clips to the side like an old timey portable computer actually being useful.

Probably only for very specialized applications (i.e. hardcore gamers who are also homeless), ever since laptops started becoming super-common.

But speaking of hauling desktops around, I remember going to LAN parties around the year 2000 (:corsair:) using something like this to haul the tower around:



Unfortunately everyone's monitor (almost always a 17-inch or 19-inch CRT) was bigger, heavier and more awkward than the computer itself, and the shape wasn't anywhere near standard enough for anyone to make carrying straps for them. Still, for one of the two or three trips to the car, you'd feel like a total pro, carrying your tower with a real handle, while all those other scrubs had to use both arms for theirs. Monitors were the great equalizer -- we ALL had to carry it the old fashioned way, hoping that our ropey little arms didn't give out and let it bounce down the basement stairs.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Buttcoin purse posted:

My wife wanted to play games but insisted she wanted a laptop so she could easily clear it off her desk and have a clear workspace. Now she has a 17" gaming laptop which she says is too heavy for her to lift so I have to do it or else I might find out how well it deals with being dropped :rolleyes: I hope the thing at least lasts a few years.

gently caress me man even a huge gaming laptop is gonna be like 10 lbs max

are you married to an 80 year old

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


TheWhiteNightmare posted:

gently caress me man even a huge gaming laptop is gonna be like 10 lbs max

are you married to an 80 year old
MSI has one now with a mechanical keyboard and a desktop video card. Still it can't possibly weigh more than 15. No modern laptop has any considerable weight to them.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
She just likes to remind him that he's a bitch.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


lol if you don't just stick it under your armpit, with your fingertips barely gripping the bottom whilst simultaneously holding another bag of stuff, and your shoulder slightly dislocated, LIKE A PRO

Cojawfee posted:

She just likes to remind him that he's a bitch.

It's probably this.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Buttcoin purse posted:

lol if you don't just stick it under your armpit, with your fingertips barely gripping the bottom whilst simultaneously holding another bag of stuff, and your shoulder slightly dislocated, LIKE A PRO

Don't forget banging it on random things while walking out.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
And stuffing several systems and monitors into the back of a tiny hatchback or my mate's disintegrating Holden Gemini.

This would become a game of human tetris as the battered vehicle would doorstop on the way to the event and everything get reshuffled around to fit in another system while cursing at the individual who upgraded to a full tower which could only just fit behind the passenger seat that was pushed forward.

My Lan monitor used to be a tiny 14" from my 486 days which slowly got softer and softer; "poor man's AA".

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Buttcoin purse posted:

which she says is too heavy for her to lift

Sever

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
handles on computers you say?



oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The gum drops are semi-mobile space heaters with a passive heat sink. I had a iMac DV G3 400MHz for years until I decided to OC it by messing with some resistors. Got it up to 450MHz. Not surprisingly, it got hotter.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Light Gun Man posted:

Off topic, but why can't i find a 5.25 bay card reader thing that doesn't look like poo poo? Preferably one with some spare USBs, maybe one of those charger ports too. There was like one that looked decent and had good features but the reviews all say it just stops reading cards at some point, wtf.

I guess the obvious solution is to use an external, and I do, but it would be helpful in my line of work to not have to dig around for the cable every time and all that poo poo.

not only do they look like poo poo, those things are pretty much poo poo too


the one i have in my computer broke after like 6 months. I got one of those ones with "charging ports" and it had a molex power connector on it

thing was, if you plugged in the molex power, the power would backfeed through the usb connector to the mobo and it made my DVD drives go nuts and my computer wouldn't turn on.

if you need more front USB ports just get one with some usb ports that go straight to the usb header on the mobo.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

not only do they look like poo poo, those things are pretty much poo poo too


the one i have in my computer broke after like 6 months. I got one of those ones with "charging ports" and it had a molex power connector on it

thing was, if you plugged in the molex power, the power would backfeed through the usb connector to the mobo and it made my DVD drives go nuts and my computer wouldn't turn on.

if you need more front USB ports just get one with some usb ports that go straight to the usb header on the mobo.

Man that sucks. I don't see what's so drat hard about making a decent one of these things.

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Light Gun Man posted:

Man that sucks. I don't see what's so drat hard about making a decent one of these things.

Almost nobody is willing to pay for a really nice one. They are gettable and are sold to forensics people and normally have write blocking features etc.

Edit: I've checked it out, the Atech Flash Pro-77U is supposedly good and recommended by people doing digital photography work. It's about $60 USD, so a factor of ten less than the forensic grade gear.

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Wow, thanks, that one has not once come up in several rounds of shopping for one of these. Added to wish list for later! And yeah, I want it for photography purposes, so it sounds like the best match to my wants I am likely to find.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Casimir Radon posted:

I'm apparently not staying in the right hotels. If this was a bit more commonplace then the portable desktop would be a great idea. Hotels are just going to have to accept that people would rather crowd around an iPad to watch a movie than get gouged on pay-per-view.
Hotel PPV, especially Hotel porn PPV is still a lucrative and viable revenue stream. Probably second only to the room itself. There's a reason a hotel's 'free' internet is gimped beyond belief. Blame the horny corporate card carrying guests for keeping hotel PPV and Lodgenet alive in the 21st Century.

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


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Can I ask for this here?

There was a gif you used to see all over the web of a 2 little computers, one a mac, one a pc, you'd see the windows and apple logo boot and they'd say "mac sucks, no windows sucks" and one would shoot up the other, and the first would smack the second with a bat.

Try as I might I cannot find this loving thing anywhere. Hope it didn't die with Geocities.

Is there a collection of early web animated gifs somewhere?

Edit: This loving thing right here.


Animated Mother loving Gifs!
http://www.heathersanimations.com/computers.html

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Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
https://youtu.be/I-SUu4epa-g

Speaking of old Mac parodies!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

thathonkey posted:

handles on computers you say?





Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


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Original_Z posted:

https://youtu.be/I-SUu4epa-g

Speaking of old Mac parodies!

Here's to the crazy ones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY57NgcZ8C0

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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The C128 Plastic model (there was a cheaper, metal one) has also a carrying handle



You can pull it out, feels fairly solid. You have to know that the Mainboard inside sits in a massive metal cage so it's pretty heavy. (Fun fact about that - The mainboard often won't work outside of this massive metal cage because of lack of grounding/interference)



On the backside you also have these hooks where you can put it on a cord and sling it over the shoulder, on the underside you can snap the keyboard into the case for transport. The plastic hooks are not very solid and on many units you see they have snapped off, I don't know if that was from carrying though as I can't imagine why anyone would want to carry around a C128 like this.



It's a strange little computer, or rather two computers in one. One part C64, another part an all around more powerful Z80-powered 8 bit machine with RGB (digital RGB, like EGA) capabilities shipped with CP/M right around the time where the Amiga 1000 was released. (you can see the case even looks similar to the Amiga 1000) Commodore wanted to make a serious 8-bit machine for business and apparently didn't really trust itself to pull it off, so they also put in a complete C64 in it for compatibility. CP/M is nice and all but slow on this thing and also you couldn't get a lot of software, so the most useful thing as end-user you could do with the C128 part is running GEOS I'd say, especially if you had a RAM Module. (Wonder if anyone remembers/knows GEOS)

Again a perfect example for Commodore competing with it's own products. (and failing) I don't think you had the plastic version in America or at least if you had it it wasn't widespread. You mainly had the cost-reduced metal version which didn't have these mobile features AFAIK but had some improvements in graphic capability of the C128 Part IIRC.

E: Also this thing needs active cooling because of the cramped case and the fan is LOUD.

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Yes except the GameCube is cool and good :agesilaus:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I still have a gamecube it functions perfectly and boots up so fast. Nintendo makes some drat near indestructable hardware... Ive got a wii also that has been crushed and stepped on a number of times that still works fine even though the shell fractured

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


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thathonkey posted:

Nintendo makes some drat near indestructable hardware...

That's because it's made out of Nintendium - The hardest, most durable material known to mankind

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I have TWO bongo controllers.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Just thought I'd brag.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Police Automaton posted:

the most useful thing as end-user you could do with the C128 part is running GEOS I'd say, especially if you had a RAM Module. (Wonder if anyone remembers/knows GEOS)

I learned about GEOS recently by watching Computer Chronicles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XLgAR_vmZo I only ever used C64s at friends houses and K-Mart, so never really knew much about them, found the show interesting.

herhehejhrekjashsd
Mar 7, 2016

by zen death robot
y cant these types of things be public information right now

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Let us reminisce the greatest handle computer of all, the computer that Tony Stark himself uses in the Iron Man movie: The Dell XPS M2010. That's a 20" LCD in a portable computer.



However, Tony Stark did not look like this carrying it around:



They were also giant pieces of poo poo that had hardware that constantly needed to be replaced.

Edit: The text is in Russian, but Google translate will take care of that, and the pictures are good: http://www.3dnews.ru/265568

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

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Vanagoon posted:

That's because it's made out of Nintendium - The hardest, most durable material known to mankind

My original SNES fell from a ledge and took a tumble down a flight of hardwood stairs, shattering the plastic casing and bending and cracking the exposed mainboard in a few places. It still worked perfectly, so I sloppily glued the many, many pieces of the case back together and used it until emulators caught up on PC. If I hadn't thrown it in the trash, I think it would still be working today.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

It's a shame the Dell M2010 had so many hardware issues, I love the shape and the sheer ridiculousness of it

This is my favorite video review of it, annoyingly not on youtube: http://www.cnet.com/videos/20-inch-laptop-on-the-london-underground/

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Jerry Cotton posted:

I have TWO bongo controllers.

I don't even have one and now I feel lower then garbage :(

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Vanagoon posted:

That's because it's made out of Nintendium - The hardest, most durable material known to mankind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBeTXPaewMo
Obligatory.

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Oh my god this owns and I'd love to get one that was better quality, that's awesome.

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