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herhehejhrekjashsd
Mar 7, 2016

by zen death robot
nash

tw is mine

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simplyhorribul
Jul 30, 2013
Babushka in progress.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

gnarlyhotep posted:

My problem with this isn't anything to do with porn. It's that they had enough free time and money to make specific porn suits for it. Seriously, is Finland so boring that groups of guys have to spend money and time on production values for videos like this? It's not that large of a country so this is like weirdness per capita times 10.

iirc it was from tv show

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

gnarlyhotep posted:

My problem with this isn't anything to do with porn. It's that they had enough free time and money to make specific porn suits for it. Seriously, is Finland so boring that groups of guys have to spend money and time on production values for videos like this? It's not that large of a country so this is like weirdness per capita times 10.

It's not a real porno, and they are just wearing cheap elastic suits and party store masks. You could make that video in an hour with loose change you found behind sofa cushions.

Puukko naamassa
Mar 25, 2010

Oh No! Bruno!
Lipstick Apathy

Hogge Wild posted:

iirc it was from tv show

Yeah, it's originally from Ugrilampaat, which was a completely forgettable Finnish sketch show that originally ran from 1999 to 2000. Somehow this throwaway joke that they probably did to pad a single episode ended up becoming a youtube hit over a decade later.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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CrazyLoon posted:

After this video, I never expect better of Finland anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QYkrp44us

Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I'd most like to be.

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
Yeah, no. People in Finland really just are that bored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgw99VoCssU

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
What's the deal with finns throwing knives at each other?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

klafbang posted:

Yeah, no. People in Finland really just are that bored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgw99VoCssU

lmao How did you prepare for this?

He was drunk yesterday.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




etalian posted:

lmao How did you prepare for this?

He was drunk yesterday.
ahahah

President_MoM
Mar 7, 2016

by zen death robot
home saunas should be standard with steam


also culturalyl canadian to do FINISH SNOW BATH

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

etalian posted:

lmao How did you prepare for this?

He was drunk yesterday.

President_MoM
Mar 7, 2016

by zen death robot
d0rf is not a real thing

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

klafbang posted:

Yeah, no. People in Finland really just are that bored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgw99VoCssU

This is a country that takes pride in throwing women over their shoulders and running through an obstacle course.

simplyhorribul
Jul 30, 2013

Puukko naamassa posted:

Yeah, it's originally from Ugrilampaat, which was a completely forgettable Finnish sketch show that originally ran from 1999 to 2000. Somehow this throwaway joke that they probably did to pad a single episode ended up becoming a youtube hit over a decade later.
Wasn't it from Ranuan kummit? It wasn't that bad of a show, tbh, but considering Finns have some sort of collective brain damage of comparing everything to Julmahuvi, nothing will be funny after that. Such is life in Kekkoslovakia.

Puukko naamassa
Mar 25, 2010

Oh No! Bruno!
Lipstick Apathy

simplyhorribul posted:

Wasn't it from Ranuan kummit? It wasn't that bad of a show, tbh, but considering Finns have some sort of collective brain damage of comparing everything to Julmahuvi, nothing will be funny after that. Such is life in Kekkoslovakia.

Well poo poo, you're right, turns out Ugrilampaat is even more forgettable than I first figured. Yeah, Ranuan Kummit was decent compared to that, but they're still no Kummeli :hehe:

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syMhJMmGEIc

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WBNa6Jl0w

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Puukko naamassa posted:

Yeah, it's originally from Ugrilampaat, which was a completely forgettable Finnish sketch show that originally ran from 1999 to 2000. Somehow this throwaway joke that they probably did to pad a single episode ended up becoming a youtube hit over a decade later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0POvYCD_D8

Puukko naamassa
Mar 25, 2010

Oh No! Bruno!
Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ40w8ZY-9w

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008


Is this... is this a Finnish parody of a German krimi (like Derrick or Der Alte)? This seriously weirds me out.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

the jizz taxi posted:

Is this... is this a Finnish parody of a German krimi (like Derrick or Der Alte)? This seriously weirds me out.

No that's Die Kühe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Ansf9z6bs

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

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RNG fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Mar 9, 2016

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thZTZk09Cp4

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005



http://news.err.ee/v/business/ddc020b1-ce46-471a-85fb-c3071305e12e/recent-logo-of-estonia-contest-flopped

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Looks like it's covered in blood

Also:
____W
____O
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bignose
Mar 21, 2006
fucked up

There's also Die Voche (if you like to learn the name of German days), thanks Estonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqxWRbpRros

LongSack
Jan 17, 2003

Anyone in Ukraine can help me out? There's a shirt I've been trying to get for a long time, finally found one for sale on a Ukrainian site Best4u in Kiev (link here).

I see at one spot on that page they talk about the manufacturer of the shirt being Fruit of the Loom in the US, but later down below they talk about delivery "in Kyiv and throughout Ukraine" and I see no mention of shipping anywhere outside Ukraine.

Anyone know anything about this site? I've sent them an email asking if they ship to the US. If they don't, would someone be willing to go pick me up some shirts if I sent enough :10bux: to cover the cost and shipping and a case of your favorite beer?

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

LongSack posted:

Anyone in Ukraine can help me out? There's a shirt I've been trying to get for a long time, finally found one for sale on a Ukrainian site Best4u in Kiev (link here).

I see at one spot on that page they talk about the manufacturer of the shirt being Fruit of the Loom in the US, but later down below they talk about delivery "in Kyiv and throughout Ukraine" and I see no mention of shipping anywhere outside Ukraine.

Anyone know anything about this site? I've sent them an email asking if they ship to the US. If they don't, would someone be willing to go pick me up some shirts if I sent enough :10bux: to cover the cost and shipping and a case of your favorite beer?

Have I got the thread for you: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763823&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Edited for link to first page

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!
Anyone know anything about Soviet night vision devices?

Just found out that my Swedish father has one that he bought in some market in Moscow around 1991.
Can't find much about it on the internet, it's a monocular, and on the side of it says "Сарбоян".
The camera lens is less of a mystery, it's a Zenith from 1991 (same year as my dad purchased it) fitted independently on the NVD.


Looks exactly like this one below (apart from the lens, which i already have identified):




Picture is not mine, found it while googling for the name written in cyrillic, the site i took the picture from didn't reveal anything about it's history either.


So, any goons have any idea of the history of the product?

Still works btw, as long as it isn't complete pitch black outside (then it only works very short distance when you press a button.

Falukorv fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Mar 12, 2016

LongSack
Jan 17, 2003


Thanks!!

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I have lost my soviet avatar. To mourn, what Slavic thing should I do? Squat for an hour? Make a soup of cabbage and water? Vodka is not possible as I do not drink Vodka.

e: should I go out and buy a bag of potatoes?

Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Mar 14, 2016

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Thin Privilege posted:

I have lost my soviet avatar. To mourn, what Slavic thing should I do? Squat for an hour? Make a soup of cabbage and water? Vodka is not possible as I do not drink Vodka.
if vodka is a no, squat on a rooftop. remember to buy some smokes

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Thin Privilege posted:

I have lost my soviet avatar. To mourn, what Slavic thing should I do? Squat for an hour? Make a soup of cabbage and water? Vodka is not possible as I do not drink Vodka.

Get your old av Lazer etched onto a tomb stone and squat on top of it and put your head in your hands

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

kalstrams posted:

if vodka is a no, squat on a rooftop. remember to buy some smokes

My rooftop isn't open currently, i live in an apartment building.


Noblesse Obliged posted:

Get your old av Lazer etched onto a tomb stone and squat on top of it and put your head in your hands

This is a good idea as I have photoshop skills. Not a real adidas suit though because I'm not going to spend that kind of money.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

Thin Privilege posted:



This is a good idea as I have photoshop skills. Not a real adidas suit though because I'm not going to spend that kind of money.

I think you've found your answer

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I didn't think to photoshop an adidas suit on myself :doh:

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:

abibas :nyd:

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Thin Privilege posted:

I have lost my soviet avatar. To mourn, what Slavic thing should I do? Squat for an hour? Make a soup of cabbage and water? Vodka is not possible as I do not drink Vodka.

e: should I go out and buy a bag of potatoes?

Make kvass at home. Spice up casual conversations with antisemitic slurs or rants about gypsies. Build a potato shrine. Get high on paint thinner or glue. Reverse your car on the autobahn. Laud Stalin. Shoot streetsigns with your gun while driving on the countryside. Drink from a boot.

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Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

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