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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Two things I've noticed this year: popped roof flaps (Danica's looked up every time I saw it, though her roof being a lighter color might've made that easier to see) and flared side skirts (Jr's team was blatantly pulling them out in a slow-mo replay during pit stops).

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HFX
Nov 29, 2004

CBJSprague24 posted:

Did you know this was coming or was this sarcasm? Because:

https://twitter.com/nascardaytona/status/706856950869467136


That tweet is late to the party:
http://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/motor-sports/nascar/maverick-helicopters-allegiant-announce-ties-nascar

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Assist to Kidc for pointing it out earlier in the podcast group:

https://twitter.com/CBJspanberg/status/706895471256739841

Donald Trump: ruining the clean image of our NASCAR heroes, one driver at a time.

https://twitter.com/CBJspanberg/status/706900406530666497

NASCAR is Trans World Airlines?

And the best one:

https://twitter.com/CBJspanberg/status/706895759136964608

https://twitter.com/chaseelliott/status/706907623379972096

Intended or not, Trump thinks France's endorsement is a NASCAR endorsement. Brian probably thinks this is tremendous PR, delightfully oblivious to the potential fallout.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Mar 7, 2016

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

"He has taken substantial or controlling positions in various corporations including RJR Nabisco, TWA, Texaco, Phillips Petroleum, Western Union, Gulf & Western, Viacom, Uniroyal, Dan River, Marshall Field's, E-II (Culligan and Samsonite), American Can, USX, Marvel Comics, Revlon, Imclone, Federal-Mogul, Fairmont Hotels, Blockbuster, Kerr-McGee, Time Warner, Netflix, Motorola, and Herbalife."

yeah sounds about as smart as ol France.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

quote:

Carl Icahn acquired control of TWA and took the company private in a leveraged buyout in 1988. TWA became saddled with debt, sold its London routes, underwent Chapter 11 restructuring in 1992 and 1995, and was further stressed by the explosion of TWA Flight 800 in 1996. In 2001, TWA filed for a third and final bankruptcy and was acquired by American Airlines. American laid off many former TWA employees in the wake of the September 11, 2001 attacks and closed its St. Louis hub in 2003.

...

The airline briefly considered selling itself to renowned corporate raider Frank Lorenzo in the 1980s, but ended up selling to yet another corporate raider, Carl Icahn, in 1985. Under Icahn's direction, many of its most profitable assets were sold to competitors, much to the detriment of TWA. Icahn was eventually ousted in 1993, though not before the airline was forced to file for bankruptcy on January 31, 1992. Icahn emerged unscathed. TWA moved its headquarters from Mt. Kisco to the former headquarters building of McDonnell Douglas in St. Louis soon after Icahn left.

Icahn is France...TWA is NASCAR...Finkle is Einhorn...

(Selling to Frank Lorenzo would have been like selling to Tony George in that he fits the "loving retard having no business running an airline/racing league" category.)

e-

quote:

In 1989, TWA decided to replace its fleet of Boeing 727 Series 100 aircraft with the former Ozark DC-9s. This decision was based on the economics of operating three-crew airplanes (727s) with three engines, versus operating two-crew airplanes (DC-9s) with two engines. Both airplanes had approximately the same passenger and cargo capacity, so it was decided to replace the Boeing fleet. In order to prepare for this transition, TWA positioned several million dollars worth of spare parts for the DC-9s in Germany. This was a requirement dictated by the German government. If TWA wanted to use DC-9s in the service of the German population, then TWA had to provide readily available spare parts for its fleet. The airline also sent its senior DC-9 pilots (known as Check Airmen) to Europe to observe the operations in preparation for the changeover of the crews that was to follow. Shortly before the DC-9 airplanes began arriving in Germany, however, the entire plan was canceled because the leasing contracts that Carl Icahn had created for the former Ozark DC-9s specifically forbade any operations outside the continental limits of the United States.

"Airplanes Which Actually Can't Be Flown in Germany After Lots of Prep Work = Cars Which Will Be Useless in Five Years After Lots of Prep Work".

Yeah, France is Icahn, Einhorn is Finkle, etc... :lol:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Mar 7, 2016

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


NASCAR Nixon put together the best Michael Waltrip video to date.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
https://twitter.com/JennaFryer/status/706964886543343616
https://twitter.com/JennaFryer/status/706965152764194816

lol

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



CBJSprague24 posted:

Assist to Kidc for pointing it out earlier in the podcast group:

https://twitter.com/CBJspanberg/status/706895471256739841

Donald Trump: ruining the clean image of our NASCAR heroes, one driver at a time.


That? Oh nothing, that's just the sound of my heart breaking.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
the irony of the "takin' yer jerbs" driver being for the building of a wall is pretty lol

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Elitist Bitch posted:

That? Oh nothing, that's just the sound of my heart breaking.

:smith:

Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect

VikingSkull posted:

the irony of the "takin' yer jerbs" driver being for the building of a wall is pretty lol

:cawg:

SpitztheGreat
Jul 20, 2005
God damnit Mark...god damnit....

Can we build a wall around his inevitable HOF plaque so we never have to see it?

This loving sport....man I just don't belong here sometimes.

Uncle Jam
Aug 20, 2005

Perfect
I lolled



get those rapists out of here, mark!

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Elitist Bitch posted:

That? Oh nothing, that's just the sound of my heart breaking.
- Me, in 2009

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!



"I, too, have experience in aviation failures."

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Much like Mark, Trump may win a lot of races, but he ain't winning the championship.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



gret posted:

Much like Mark, Trump may win a lot of races, but he ain't winning the championship.

This owns hard.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

gret posted:

Much like Mark, Trump may win a lot of races, but he ain't winning the championship.

:vince:

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


gret posted:

Much like Mark, Drumpf may win a lot of races, but he ain't winning the championship.

Good post.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

gret posted:

Much like Mark, Trump may win a lot of races, but he ain't winning the championship.

Nicely done. I've seen a different version on Twitter which says much like Mark, Trump will be good at finishing second.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Loses 46 delegates after the Virginia primary, then loses the nomination by 26.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Trump better build 4 walls because I seen Mark knock 3 down in one shot before

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VikingSkull posted:

Trump better build 4 walls because I seen Mark knock 3 down in one shot before

:drat:

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

quote:

XFINITY Entry List: There are 42 cars on the preliminary entry list for Saturday's Axalta Faster. Tougher. Brighter. 200 at Phoenix International Speedway. A few notes:
Spencer Gallagher will be in the #21

:getin:

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


gently caress I'm going to be busy all damned day

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Years and years ago I remember they did some kind of survey of the top 10 drivers in points and Jeff Gordon was the only one who was a democrat. Too bad he's in the booth now so he can't run a Hillary for President paint scheme.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

quote:

Mark Martin got the seemingly thankless task of escorting Clinton around the paddock. Both were from Arkansas, so NASCAR asked Martin to handle the duty.

Looking back, Martin said he didn't mind being seen with a man who was obviously viewed with scorn and skepticism by most of the other drivers.

''My dad told me he did a lot of great things for our state,'' Martin said. ''I probably wouldn't have escorted him around if I thought he was a heel.''

While professing that he's not into politics, Martin did speak some brave words as he walked toward his motor home after Wednesday's practice - he actually believes Clinton was a pretty good president.

''I'm not into whether you're a Republican or a Democrat - I care about the individual,'' Martin said, not even bothering to lower his voice to a whisper. ''I will tell you this: I don't believe the Republicans when they say everything good that Clinton did was just luck, and all the bad stuff that's happened since Bush has been in office is just bad luck.

''Hey, at least the budget got balanced when Clinton was in there.''

Link

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


i'm not surprised that NASCAR drivers are republicans, i'm surprised that they give a gently caress about politics at all. if i ever hear dale jr use the words "balance the budget" i'm probably going to kill myself.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Cubey posted:

Years and years ago I remember they did some kind of survey of the top 10 drivers in points and Jeff Gordon was the only one who was a democrat. Too bad he's in the booth now so he can't run a Hillary for President paint scheme.

Years ago when Twitter just started and had his Twitter just started, he followed Obama. Now he doesn't which is either now doesn't like him or NASCAR fans would blow a gasket. He does help out Bill Clinton's Clinton Global Initiative so probably some political aligning to him.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

You know what else polarizes NASCAR fans that's pissing me off? Dave Moody and everyone affiliated with Brad Keselowski saying Buschwackers help NXS drivers get sponsors.

https://twitter.com/DGodfatherMoody/status/707304002199949312

Yes, let's ignore the fact that Truex was virtually the last driver out of Busch before it became overrun with Cup drivers in 2006, that Kes was the only driver who could hold a candle to them in 2009, and that neither had to share a ride with a Cup driver when they competed for gently caress's sake.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I mean, I guess it's possible that a Cup driver sponsor in Xfinity wouldn't provide spillover to help fund a second team, but I doubt it.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Please fire brad keselowski into the loving sun already.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Peanut President posted:

Please fire brad keselowski into the loving sun already.

we finally agree on a thing

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


VikingSkull posted:

I mean, I guess it's possible that a Cup driver sponsor in Xfinity wouldn't provide spillover to help fund a second team, but I doubt it.

NASCAR's Trickle-Down Theory: Kes pissing on your head

mearn
Aug 2, 2011

Kevin Harvick's #1 Fan!

Chase Elliott was invited by NASCAR to fly on a NASCAR plane to be at a campaign event for someone NASCAR totally isn't endorsing! Also, Brian France isn't sure what some of Trump's policies are but dammit he's gonna support him because :supaburn:ELECTRICITY:supaburn:
https://t.co/xsEkhrewX5

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


"but I endorsed Barack Obama in 2008" is the new "but some of my best friends are black."

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


This is still the most entertaining thing about this season so far.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

quote:

"I was frankly, very surprised, that my diversity efforts for my whole career would have been called into question, over this, in my view, a routine endorsement," France said Wednesday in an interview with The Associated Press.

"I, the CEO and face of NASCAR, took one of the most popular drivers in the sport's history, his "face of the future" son, and two other drivers to a rally to so I myself could endorse a candidate who is a bigot and hates political correctness, two things our recent punishment system attempts to stifle! This is the same candidate whose property we pulled the NXS and CWTS banquets out of just a few months ago! What could possibly go wrong? Nobody's going to take this as a NASCAR endorsement, I'm sure."

I'm trying to think and can't remember anything under the Brian France era which has created this much of a shitstorm. He's an idiot, but has never come this close to completely screwing the NASCAR pooch.

quote:

To the surprise of everyone at Hendrick Motorsports, France was joined by Elliott at the Trump rally in Georgia where he offered his endorsement. At 20, Elliott has yet to vote in his first presidential election. Trump called Elliott to the microphone, and the young driver stumbled through a few remarks before sheepishly joining his father and the rest of the NASCAR contingent off to the side.

A person familiar with the situation told the AP that Elliott, intrigued by the election process, agreed to an invitation from NASCAR to fly on a NASCAR plane to the Trump event in Elliott's home state of Georgia. It never occurred to the rising star to give his team or sponsors a heads-up, the person said, and Elliott realized he was in over his head when he began receiving heavy criticism on social media.

Not only is Chase Elliott boring, but he's misguided!

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Mar 10, 2016

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Chase had probably never thought for himself once in his life.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
whatever distaste I had in my mouth for hearing celebrities talk about politics, it's more than made up for by watching morons twist in the wind about it

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