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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

NTRabbit posted:

Handballs can only travel backwards

boy would that change the game.

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Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
Posters score 9 points and introduce an additional ball into play. :getin:

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Periphery posted:

Posters score 9 points and introduce an additional ball into play. :getin:

Only if it's a different colour and named the chaos ball.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
chaosballs

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
Netball style zoning (I.e particular positions can only go into particular parts of the ground). And the players would have to wear the bibs.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Volkerball posted:

change the rules of a mark to nfl receiver rules

NFL catch rules require two feet in and two forms of ID. It's awful.

The zone rule would be a good shout as well.

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:
Marks from backwards kicks do not get a free kick. Oh wait.. they already trialled that one

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!
Decisions involving aboriginal players are now allowed to be booed

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Mid game rule changes based on what McLaughlin thinks of the game style

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:

gay picnic defence posted:

Mid game rule changes based on what McLaughlin thinks of the game style

Hamish McLaughlin

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




snaeksikn posted:

Hamish McLaughlin

Too far

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Hockey style penalty corners.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Introduction of the Luke Hodge sinbin.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Solemn Sloth posted:

The AFL is adopting the 10 metre protected zone for marks in the regular season this year.

gently caress sake. That's going to result in a 50 too, isn't it.

gently caress you AFL.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
gently caress me, they didn't even pay it when when it was 5!

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
Eddie keeps coming up with these stupid brainwaves like he's frightened Hawthorn is going to take over from Collingwood as the most hated club and he needs to reassert the pecking order.

DAAS Kapitalist
Nov 9, 2005

Jackass: The Mad Monk

Don't try this at home.

drunkill posted:

Introduction of the Luke Hodge sinbin.

Sending players to hell for Lucifer Hodge to pull their fingernails out in the middle of a game is a bit extreme. Most of them will get there eventually.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

The Deadly Hume posted:

Eddie keeps coming up with these stupid brainwaves like he's frightened Hawthorn is going to take over from Collingwood as the most hated club and he needs to reassert the pecking order.

If he lures Luke Hodge over to Collingwood he will achieve ultimate victory. Instead, Hawthorn takes Pendlebury.

But seriously, what he's proposing is basically completely redesigning two separate disctricts completely including major public transport work. Destroying one stadium, moving another, and building another. I know this seems like a silly question, but how exactly would you move Hisense Arena? Not that it matters, this is surely not going to be taken seriously.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

The Deadly Hume posted:

Eddie keeps coming up with these stupid brainwaves like he's frightened Hawthorn is going to take over from Collingwood as the most hated club and he needs to reassert the pecking order.

Should have disguised his plans to trick the government into building Collingwood Stadium a little better. Victoria Stadium? Get hosed.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
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Without more detail on what Eddie proposed it's basically impossible to come up with an idea of how good it is.

I do think the idea of selling Etihad then building something for less and pocketing the difference would very much appeal to the AFL. However, the plan Eddie has suggested would cost as much as selling Etihad would generate. I'm assuming he's thinking the government will pitch in a significant amount of money for it.

Eddies plan seems to involve the putting Richmond station underground but considering it goes over punt road already I'm not sure how that would work. But Richmond station is in desperate need of a complete overhaul and is probably on the cards anyway so it could be a good way to piggyback onto a bunch of government funding.

I'd kinda envisage them building over the top of the tracks (they are already thinking of doing this between Batman Ave and Fed Square) and really connecting the MCG with the tennis poo poo and maybe even Olympic park if they figure out something to do with Olympic boulevard. If done well that whole area could be really cool on a Saturday with multiple games of footy over the day.

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
Oh please it's hard enough getting a tram or train after the game already with grounds on each side of the city.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
The public transport for Etihad basically implodes if it gets a decent crowd. I don't see how it could be any worse if they aren't retarded.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Periphery posted:

The public transport for Etihad basically implodes if it gets a decent crowd. I don't see how it could be any worse if they aren't retarded.

They would have a crowd arriving for a game at the MCG at the same time a crowd leaves the new stadium and Richmond would collapse into a singularity of bad planning choices.

At both ends of town you're a short walk from a couple of good bars to kill half an hour before getting on a train to avoid the crush, but if you're fighting a crowd coming the other way it would be mayhem. Add that into The Fence at the MCG and gently caress that.

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!
Copy the new perth stadium- a long walk bridge over the river from a suburb that nobody goes to, a new station that wont be able to handle the peak load, and maybe a neon slide directly in to the cass

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
I thought they had rigged up a giant sweeper arm

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

Periphery posted:

Without more detail on what Eddie proposed it's basically impossible to come up with an idea of how good it is.

I do think the idea of selling Etihad then building something for less and pocketing the difference would very much appeal to the AFL. However, the plan Eddie has suggested would cost as much as selling Etihad would generate. I'm assuming he's thinking the government will pitch in a significant amount of money for it.
Very expensive, could maybe see a new stadium built at Olympic Park (as in, the olympic stadium site) or maybe moving punt road oval west about 50 meters to built stands which overhand Punt Road, but residents would object to that overshadowing them.

Periphery posted:

Eddies plan seems to involve the putting Richmond station underground but considering it goes over punt road already I'm not sure how that would work. But Richmond station is in desperate need of a complete overhaul and is probably on the cards anyway so it could be a good way to piggyback onto a bunch of government funding.
Redevelopment of Richmond station has been on the cards for a while now, it was going to be redevloped for the Comm Games but nobody could decide anything. Now that all the factories next to it are apartments they have been wanting to sell the airrights to developers, keeping Richmond Station elevated.

If you want to sink the station underground, you have to remove the Punt Road overpass (main station), then also remove Swan Street overpass because it is close to the station and there isn't enough room to transition from below ground to above, East Richmond Station is closeby too so that'd have to be rebuilt (or removed more likely) for the transition. Now, towards South Yarra you have a few overpasses leading upto the river crossing, which either you sink the entire section between Richmond and South Yarra and rebuild both stations underground (looking a little late with Metro starting without an underground South Yarra interchange now) so, billions.

Although you could probably move Richmond Station to the other side of Punt Road, keeping it on ground level and then decking it.

Periphery posted:

I'd kinda envisage them building over the top of the tracks (they are already thinking of doing this between Batman Ave and Fed Square) and really connecting the MCG with the tennis poo poo and maybe even Olympic park if they figure out something to do with Olympic boulevard. If done well that whole area could be really cool on a Saturday with multiple games of footy over the day.
Fed Square East will be developed in the next decade or two, lots of plans have gone out about it, just need to wait for Docklands to finish to push up land value in the city, because the cost of decking the rail lines there isn't worth it for a museum or parkland, there needs to be a commercial element. ANZ were going to build their HQ there before they decided to build it in Docklands a few years back.


I might make a lovely photoshop of my idea for the sports precinct when I come to power as dictator.

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
Is the Metro line going anywhere near Princes Park? Since they're talking up playing low-demand games there again...

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Nope. But a future link to the clifton hill area could go nearby, which would lay the groundwork and capacity for a doncaster railline (hah yeah right) That was stage 3 of the original metro tunnel proposal, stage 2 was a line from Domain through fishermens bend and under the yarra to newport or spotswood. But those extra stages were canned when the liberals wanted to run it via 'fishermens bend' (montague).

The cliftonhill/doncaster tunnel would have joined the current Metro tunnel at the Parkville station, right next to Melbourne uni/the hospitals, go north a little bit under the uni and then turn to follow Alexandra parade and run down the middle of the Eastern. So that gets you at closest to Princess Park, the other side of Melbourne Cemetery. I suppose you could make the tunnel longer and go north a bit more but that would be expensive for not much benefit.




Other than rebuilding the inner city circle trainline which runs about 200 meters north of Princess Park, would be to build a new entrance for Royal Park station next to the zoo closer to Royal Parade.

drunkill fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Mar 9, 2016

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
I haven't kept much up to date with this metro tunnel malarkey. Is it actually happening? What is the reasoning behind two stations being built next to two existing stations (Flinders/MC)? Just to take pressure off the loop?

Also, seeing people name the new stadium idea as Eddiehad Stadium. No one will notice the difference!

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
Honestly with the myriad of public transport issues in this city I would have thought diddling with Richmond station was of very low priority

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

thepokey posted:

I haven't kept much up to date with this metro tunnel malarkey. Is it actually happening? What is the reasoning behind two stations being built next to two existing stations (Flinders/MC)? Just to take pressure off the loop?

Also, seeing people name the new stadium idea as Eddiehad Stadium. No one will notice the difference!

Yeah basically a couple of lines will wholesale be moved onto the new city ...cuthrough? Which means if I'm on the craigieburn line and want to get on the frankston line I can swap from cbd South to Flinders St.

spamman
Jul 11, 2002

Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...
Here is the current network development plan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67sKsWXKauI

http://ptv.vic.gov.au/about-ptv/ptv-data-and-reports/network-development-plan-metropolitan-rail/

It's a couple of years behind because the Libs wasted a few years of development and money on East-West link garbage but it's still pretty much what we're going for. Work on the updated network development plan happens next year and is released in 2018.

spamman
Jul 11, 2002

Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...

thepokey posted:

I haven't kept much up to date with this metro tunnel malarkey. Is it actually happening? What is the reasoning behind two stations being built next to two existing stations (Flinders/MC)? Just to take pressure off the loop?

Also, seeing people name the new stadium idea as Eddiehad Stadium. No one will notice the difference!

Basically yeah. The idea (if you watch the video above) is to segregate as many services as possible and have stabling yards at each end of the line. It means that you are less likely to have a delay on the Lilydale/Belgrave line (for example) causing havoc on the rest of the network. Also you can run way more trains.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Portals you say?

:raise:

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

spamman posted:

Also you can run way more trains.
Except on the Hurstbridge line where all the single track parts make that impossible :waycool:

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
While Princes Park should be restored to a ~30-35k ground (currently somewhere around 25) and upgrading some facilities (toilets etc) as a boutique stadium, demolish Docklands and rebuild something at E-Gate. The area will be redeveloped once Docklands is completed in the next 10 years.

Build it next to North Melbourne station, fronting Dynon Road on the south side of it, up against the creek. Then they can finally build the Footscray Road tram from the city to Footscray and it'd only be 400m south of the new Arden Station. Then you flog the land around it for developments of the old railyards when they are relocated.

Here's my googlemap of the train tunnels too, it started as the 'skyrail' elevated rail for the Dandenong line but I added in the Melbourne Metro locations this evening, as well as the former proposed tunnels for the doncaster and fishermens bend lines, which are no longer official.
https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=zmhVpxOMtwuI.kfkll7ehKj1U&usp=sharing

Diet Crack posted:

Portals you say?

:raise:
The name for the end of tunnels. If only it were Portal portals.

drunkill fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Mar 9, 2016

spamman
Jul 11, 2002

Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...

Shmoses posted:

Except on the Hurstbridge line where all the single track parts make that impossible :waycool:

I assume there will be a project at some point in the next decade to duplicate it to at least Eltham.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

drunkill posted:

The name for the end of tunnels. If only it were Portal portals.

But there are, it's called Flagstaff.

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

spamman posted:

I assume there will be a project at some point in the next decade to duplicate it to at least Eltham.

That would be good but not sure I see it happening. We're just far enough east of the northern growth corridor that it's hard to see them bothering with infrastructure for us. Really it's a complete joke, the single track part near Heidelberg is completely inexcusable

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Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Jones is the only person from last years leadership group to make the cut.

Dawes, Lumumba, Grimes and Dunn all axed, Cross retired.

Surprised about Dunn, not so much about Grimes.

New group is Bernie Vince, Colin Garland, Tom McDonald, Jack Viney and Max Gawn.

You'd assume Viney would be named vice captain, but I would have thought he's still a touch young for it.

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