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Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Epic High Five posted:

Trump likes his steaks well done and his leagues to have designated hitters

Unelectable

Just like Trump he likes everything done well.


but medium rare is really the best way

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XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

Mu Cow posted:

I know everyone expects Clinton to win MI, but the exit polls give Sanders a razor thin lead. What are the chances they are completely off?

Well they're definitely off, since the last polls showed anywhere from a 10-20 point lead, and it's not gonna be that. It's just a matter of how off they're gonna be. Decision Desk's already projecting a Clinton victory and they're usually pretty accurate but it hasn't flipped over to Clinton lead yet. She's gained the lead in Oakland county but overall Sanders' got other leads.

Does he have a serious chance? :iiam:

edit: If she gains the lead in Wayne like she did in Oakland that'll probably make the difference, and I think that's what they're expecting.

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


blue squares posted:

Can someone explain why there is a checkmark by Hillary Clinton's name when she is behind?


they're obviously in $hilary's pocket.

Mu Cow
Oct 26, 2003


I've have found Nate Silver pretty insufferable lately, but this is brilliant.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Literally 0 (zero) polls have Trump over Hillary. None.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Trump is amazing when he's gloating

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

blue squares posted:

Can someone explain why there is a checkmark by Hillary Clinton's name when she is behind?


establishment vote rigging

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

blue squares posted:

Can someone explain why there is a checkmark by Hillary Clinton's name when she is behind?


because according to the forecasters, the demographic data + exit polls for the votes that haven't been counted yet will make up the difference and then some comfortably

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

lmao

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

blue squares posted:

Can someone explain why there is a checkmark by Hillary Clinton's name when she is behind?


The fix is in

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

blue squares posted:

Can someone explain why there is a checkmark by Hillary Clinton's name when she is behind?


Voter fraud

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Literally 0 (zero) polls have Trump over Hillary. None.

we call this the denial stage

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

Trump's ability to humblebrag is absolutely amazing

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Literally 0 (zero) polls have Trump over Hillary. None.

Well Trump says he's ahead in all of them. By yoooooge amounts

The truth is probably in the middle

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

blue squares posted:

Can someone explain why there is a checkmark by Hillary Clinton's name when she is behind?


Because Bernie Sanders does not understand white priviledge.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

blue squares posted:

Can someone explain why there is a checkmark by Hillary Clinton's name when she is behind?


he explains it here https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vOxwWPqwaExB

tldr: Hillary is edging out in Oakland County so she should destroy Bernie in Wayne.

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

this is weirdly on point and not-rambling for Trump

He's not speaking to his usual audience.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

understandably christie doesn't wanna show his face

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

pathetic little tramp posted:

So Kasich really needed to win Michigan but he's not even getting a respectable second place, he's getting blown the gently caress out.

The RNC's last worst hope is gone. They must now support Cruz or Trump.

The Kasich's a lie.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



blue squares posted:

Can someone explain why there is a checkmark by Hillary Clinton's name when she is behind?


Just means she's verified

Somewhere, Milo Yawannapuppylouse seethes

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"He never beats me. He never beats me.



Meaning, he rarely beats me."

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump just redefined the definition of "never"

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


I love this.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Chris? Chris? Get over here.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Cruz has beat you in multiple states...

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

My Imaginary GF posted:

Because Bernie Sanders does not understand white priviledge.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I still can't believe Jerry Fallwell Jr. endorsed Trump.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Literally 0 (zero) polls have Trump over Hillary. None.

lol if you think that Trump cares about such minor details like 'reality'

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
There's an obvious bowel movement joke in there but I can't decide quite how to phrase it...

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/707390124611510272

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

lamentable dustman posted:

he explains it here https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vOxwWPqwaExB

tldr: Hillary is edging out in Oakland County so she should destroy Bernie in Wayne.

s4p is soooo hopeful for Wayne because of the early results.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

gently caress the dh

love nate silver and chuck todd having good tweets. thats that good tweet poo poo

kasich's winning ann arbor!!!!

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

hahahaha he's going to talk about trump water

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

https://twitter.com/timothy_stanley/status/707390254949527554

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
YES YES YES

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Harlock posted:

Paul?!

Paul Allen?

Halberstram.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Yessss, the wine and steaks are to hit back at Mitt.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lamentable dustman posted:

he explains it here https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vOxwWPqwaExB

tldr: Hillary is edging out in Oakland County so she should destroy Bernie in Wayne.

Thanks!

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


the best part about /r/sanders4prez is that a lot of the people that are posting have super cool ranks next to their usernames.

I wanna be a colonel in the bernie squad too.

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Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Literally 0 (zero) polls have Trump over Hillary. None.

literally wrong, trump +2 here

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/02/17/usa-today-suffolk-poll-whos-more-electable/80452560/

why do people keep making really really easily disproven claims about trump when there's plenty of actual poo poo to go after him for

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