HI, ID, MI, MS GOP AND DEM PRIMARIES MAR 8. 8pm ET - Trump just raised the steaks

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Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

chynah

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Dilbert As FUCK: Sep 8, 2007; by Cowcaster; Pillbug

I seriously hope no one is playing the trump drinking game right now or they are about to die because Trump is going on a CHYNA spree

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:48

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Hillary started her victory speech 15 minutes ago. It's already over. Nobody covered it. :stare:

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:48

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

Rocks posted:

oh my god can they just loving cut away from that speech already

OBEY

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:48

Mr. Boogie: Apr 1, 2013; Is a meat patty something or nothing?

I'd be so psyched if I were a news anchor and got to take a full hour break every time Trump spoke.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:48

Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Zyla posted:

so real talk, who's gonna be trump's vice

Jesse Ventura

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:48

VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

Trump being able to just say crazy poo poo is the best thing US press have done for years

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:49

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

"the National Review, they're eggheads"

I agree with this assessment.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:49

smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Zyla posted:

so real talk, who's gonna be trump's vice

Chris Christie but he has to wear a gimp suit and a leash and be led around by President Trump all day.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:49

Vienna Circlejerk: Jan 28, 2003; The great science sausage party!

Mojo Threepwood posted:

It's no coincidence Christian rock bands have some of the most metal album covers.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:49

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

Was Ivanka the one he raped or the one who caught him reading Hitler speeches

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:49

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

Joementum posted:

Hillary started her victory speech 15 minutes ago. It's already over. Nobody covered it.

who cares about foregone conclusions?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:49

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

why

why can't i look away

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:49

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

So where's all this poo poo about Hillary winning Michigan coming from?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:49

The Real Paddy: Aug 21, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Nobody ever listens to you, Jeremy.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:49

Sir Kodiak: May 14, 2007

Joementum posted:

Hillary started her victory speech 15 minutes ago. It's already over. Nobody covered it.

My MSNBC stream cut to it for a bit, though I don't know how long because I obviously jumped to Fox.

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Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO YOU JEREMY

JEREMY

JEREMY

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:49

SNAKES N CAKES: Sep 6, 2005; DAVID GAIDER
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So where's all this poo poo about Hillary winning Michigan coming from?

Michigan.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:50

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

Hillary started her victory speech 15 minutes ago. It's already over. Nobody covered it.

MSM clearly in her pocket!

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:50

Apollo_Creed: Aug 4, 2002; I am the Master of Disaster.

Jeremy just got Trump-Slapped.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:50

Yudo: May 15, 2003

Holy poo poo Trump smack down.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:50

Mr. Nemo: Feb 4, 2016; I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy

Haha, Trump owning the journalists is great. This whole thing is amazing. CHINA

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:50

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

the democratic primary is and has been intensely boring since Super Tuesday, who gives a poo poo
TRUMP is what's happening

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:50

Jaminjami: Jan 26, 2015

Zyla posted:

so real talk, who's gonna be trump's vice

the apprentice, little marco

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:50

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

"I like free trade, but really I want fair trade" is a GE soundbite folks

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:50

InsanityIsCrazy: Jan 25, 2003; by Lowtax

I hope this Jeremy is torn apart and turned into Trump Steak

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:50

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So where's all this poo poo about Hillary winning Michigan coming from?

Decision Desk called it with about 30% in but supposedly they've uncalled it?

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Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

Can they just call Michigan so I stop having to hear Trump talk please

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:50

Dilbert As FUCK: Sep 8, 2007; by Cowcaster; Pillbug

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So where's all this poo poo about Hillary winning Michigan coming from?

Wayne county hasn't reported fully in but hillary is leading pretty well, and DD called it stupidly early by mistake

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:50

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

Michigan.

I mean the Decision Desk's reasoning.

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A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

god loving damnit jeremy

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Tercio: Jan 30, 2003

Joementum posted:

Hillary started her victory speech 15 minutes ago. It's already over. Nobody covered it.

lol

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Schnorkles posted:

"I like free trade, but really I want fair trade" is a GE soundbite folks

Like jfc this is a really really good campaign soundbite and I'm pretty sure he just made it up.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:51

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

interesting how bernie's biggest margins are from kalamazoo county. i guess western michigan university or whatever reported early

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:51

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Jeremy is a mess

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:51

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

I always dig the "I poll well among the 50 Republicans in this blue state, which is clearly why I'll win that state in November" thing.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 03:51

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