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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

:vince:

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Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Shitlord Bonerhitler. So drat close.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink


"You've gone too far THIS TIME Hitler!"

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 26 minutes!
Let he who has not made his niece poop on them throw the first stone.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

captainOrbital posted:

Let he who has not made his niece poop on them throw the first stone.

My niece pooped on me when she was 8 months old. I have still not forgiven her and she's almost 4 years old. That little punk.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Throw a stone at her.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008


What happens if you mix it with Oatmeal Bloods?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Canemacar posted:

What happens if you mix it with Oatmeal Bloods?

A bunch of dead oatmeal, and nothing much actually accomplished.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Canemacar posted:

What happens if you mix it with Oatmeal Bloods?

Another West Oats rap album.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


It's even from a blue kitchen

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Was at a KFC/LJS over the weekend, and this was their free wifi signon page.

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Speaking of birds/dinos/peacocks.

Imo they're literally archaeopteryxes .. whatever the plural is.




oh so THAT's where Game Freak got the idea for Ho-Oh!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!



Harold Harmsworth, 1st Viscount Rothermere, the founder of the Daily Mail with a notorious scat loving poop-pervert.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

FreudianSlippers posted:


Harold Harmsworth, 1st Viscount Rothermere, the founder of the Daily Mail with notorious scat loving poop-pervert Adolf Shitler.

Camping.. Intense!
May 18, 2005

Absolutely
Grimey Drawer

ChrisHansen posted:

I went to college in this town!

Nobody gives a gently caress you clown.

What is it with goons and "Oh my god this is in my school/city/state/country"

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
It makes things relatable to them. Not that common on the ole internet.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Camping.. Intense! posted:

Nobody gives a gently caress you clown.

What is it with goons and "Oh my god this is in my school/city/state/country"

I read this post!

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


FreudianSlippers posted:


Harold Harmsworth, 1st Viscount Rothermere, the founder of the Daily Mail Heil with a notorious scat loving poop-pervert.

Fixed that for you.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

Camping.. Intense! posted:

Nobody gives a gently caress you clown.

Obviously someone cared enough to post about it.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

Another West Oats rap album.

EZ oats come EZ go

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






What the gently caress is this thing?

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:



What the gently caress is this thing?

That's the person buying shoes for his puppet.

"This man"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Does someone have that rearranged menu with all the trash and insult food

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Kheldarn posted:

Was at a KFC/LJS over the weekend, and this was their free wifi signon page.



And even if forums/something awful.com isn't blocked, good luck at posting with greazy chicken lickin fangers

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Champenema posted:

And even if forums/something awful.com isn't blocked, good luck at posting with greazy chicken lickin fangers

Eat that poo poo with a knife and fork like a civilized person.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

Acne Rain posted:

Does someone have that rearranged menu with all the trash and insult food

You rang?



Managed to find it because I remembered the phrase "$2.40 for salt? Thanks Obama." from earlier in the thread.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Thanks bees on wheat
You are on the menu

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I think I'll eat in tonight.

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
That menu remains one of my favorite things on the Internet. When all other memes grow stale, I can always count on the visual of a "men stewed" hoagie to make me laugh

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


We had a dino stuffie at work we called that. Not around customers though. That would be bad. Thanks for reading my story.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:



What the gently caress is this thing?

It's Chucky's child in Seed of Chucky, a dumb movie only liked by dumb people

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Mustached5thGrader posted:

It's Chucky's child in Seed of Chucky, a dumb movie only liked by dumb people

Got them '16 Jordan's though.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Bees on Wheat posted:

You rang?



Managed to find it because I remembered the phrase "$2.40 for salt? Thanks Obama." from earlier in the thread.

This image is loving dumb and I laugh at four or more things on it every loving time.

LegalPad
Oct 23, 2013

Pick posted:

This image is loving dumb and I laugh at four or more things on it every loving time.

That dark secret to this image is that there's too many to not forget at least a few between each time you see it.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Say Nothing posted:

I think I'll eat in tonight.



Did m'lady enjoy m'semen :fedora:

Edit: that's : fedora:? What?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Soulex posted:

Did m'lady enjoy m'semen :fedora:

Edit: that's : fedora:? What?

You can thank the m'embers of something awful for that one.

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

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