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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The Cool New Thing™ changes monthly, so any studio horror film requires a reshoot to feature that Cool New Thing™. I can't wait until some horror film gets caught in a Duke Nukem Forever situation where it's constantly being reshot to try and catch up with the horror zeitgeist.
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Maxwell Lord posted:I can't wait until some horror film gets caught in a Duke Nukem Forever situation where it's constantly being reshot to try and catch up with the horror zeitgeist. A found footage torture porn remake of Texas Chainsaw 2 where the ghost is in the internet but it's the kid's dream that came to life and can be passed on to other people via a videotape of you having sex with the vampire in your basement that was actually the original victim of Leatherface but now she's cursed by a talking goat. It took 12 years to make!
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Sleeveless posted:With remakes and Cinematic Universes being so big I'm almost surprised that there hasn't been some attempt to remake a bunch of old Stephen King movies only with all the Derry/Castle Rock/Dark Tower stuff intact if not even more prominent. I'd completely geek out if something like that were ever done, but its probably not really worth the effort. With a handful of exceptions, most of the connections are a line here or there and or a road sign, small stuff like that. Like, yea Father Callahan becomes important in the Dark Tower, but how exactly would a Salem's Lot remake take advantage of that? His future exploits with the Ka-tet don't ever become relevant during the events of Salem's Lot. Insomnia is the only novel that could really be used to establish the Dark Tower mythology in any meaningful way.
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Michael Shannon doing a takedown, just before he starts pounding on the kid.
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Looks like that early scene in Akira.
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Vagabundo posted:Michael Shannon doing a takedown, just before he starts pounding on the kid. ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!
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That's clearly the spinebuster that sets up the People's Elbow, get your head in the game!
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Palpek posted:I can't be mad at Cage. He started with a string of classics, after that sure he made some stinkers but then he's back in a terrific movie every few years and gently caress, that's more than most actors manage to. This entire scene is so goddamn good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYJOAW7r03s
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Waffleman_ posted:They are working on a Dark Tower movie, so maybe. Supposedly McConaughey is going to be playing Flagg/Walter in the Dark Tower and The Stand movies.
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Parachute posted:I want to see who they cast as Jack Mort. I can't remember exactly how he's described in the books, is he more of the overt creepy type, or would he be closer to a Ted Bundy? I've heard people throw out Zachary Quinto's name but if Mort is supposed to be a greasy haired creepo then that might not work.
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Parachute posted:I want to see who they cast as Jack Mort. hes probably been cut and replaced with Flagg
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Basebf555 posted:I can't remember exactly how he's described in the books, is he more of the overt creepy type, or would he be closer to a Ted Bundy? I've heard people throw out Zachary Quinto's name but if Mort is supposed to be a greasy haired creepo then that might not work. Honestly I can't remember other than he was an accountant for a big firm and had blonde hair. I vote Michael Pitt. scary ghost dog posted:hes probably been cut and replaced with Flagg That makes a lot more sense in terms of simplifying the story, for sure.
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Idris Elba is the current frontrunner for the role of Roland.
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Waffleman_ posted:Idris Elba is the current frontrunner for the role of Roland. I think he and McConaughey been all but confirmed, no?
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flashy_mcflash posted:I think he and McConaughey been all but confirmed, no? King confirmed it on Twitter a few weeks ago.
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Basticle posted:The poster is boring as gently caress but the trailer looks amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uvKw1b7bxM I want to makeout with this movie.
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Wait, one of the suicide squad is just called "Katana"?
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She also has a red dot on her mask. Because she is Japanese you see.
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Mr. Squishy posted:Wait, one of the suicide squad is just called "Katana"? DC comics are very bad.
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Mr. Squishy posted:Wait, one of the suicide squad is just called "Katana"? And another one is Boomerang.
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It doesn't matter if they have silly names if they die 30 minutes in. I don't think Slipknot and Diablo are going do anything of note but to die quickly.
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computer parts posted:And another one is Boomerang. Next you'll tell me there's man named after calendars.
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Joker, Riddler They're all as bad as Katana but people just got used to hearing those names.
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Palpek posted:Joker, Riddler "Captain America"
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Mierenneuker posted:It doesn't matter if they have silly names if they die 30 minutes in. I don't think Slipknot and Diablo are going do anything of note but to die quickly. I can only hope so in the case of Slipknot, because Adam Beach is just so, so, so awful.
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kiimo posted:Everything about this movie and its campaign seems forced. The campaign seems to be pushing a tone that the movie doesn't actually carry; the trailers are going for "Guardians of the Galaxy BUT EDGY" and yet the clips from the film in them just look like a regular action movie.
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kiimo posted:Everything about this movie and its campaign seems forced. Wait till you hear that they're gonna recut it for an R rating
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Fayez Butts posted:Wait till you hear that they're gonna recut it for an R rating Someone at WB -- Alan Horn, I think -- said just a day or two ago that it will be a PG-13 movie.
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Also, I'm a little late, but:Vagabundo posted:Oh is it? Then I guess it does end with a jump scare at the end. There were two things I was getting at by pointing out that it's Blumhouse. Firstly, pretty much every horror trend post-Paranormal Activity has been spawned or codified by a Blumhouse movie; they're absurdly loving prolific, to a degree that I don't think any other production house matches nowadays. They're practically a 30s Poverty Row studio transplanted to the 2010s, which is a large part of why they own. They're not gonna recut a movie to match the new Big Things when they generally make the new Big Things. Secondly, they don't have a distribution arm and rely on other studios to handle distribution for them. When a movie's solid, this is good and doesn't create issues, but when they've got something that nobody actually wants to see or release, it creates issues because they have to either try to bash the movie into not sucking or just hold out until they can foist it off on someone. This is why The Green Inferno took like 2 years to come to theaters after its festival premiere. This is presumably why the new Amityville got pushed back nearly a year.
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Timby posted:Someone at WB -- Alan Horn, I think -- said just a day or two ago that it will be a PG-13 movie. Alan Horn was forced out and now is at Disney. I think it was the producer who said that.
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kiimo posted:Alan Horn was forced out and now is at Disney. I think it was the producer who said that. Oh, right -- Charles Roven, then.
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