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Solice Kirsk posted:So about three weeks ago I got slightly winded walking up 4 flights of stairs and took that as a wake up call to start working out/losing weight again. I can't imagine "rear end not being able to fit through a normal door" wouldn't be one to someone. Should we just start executing the super morbidly obese? Besides their immediate family who would give a gently caress? I uh, think I'm going to stop posting fat people gifs in this thread.
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Eh, it was supposed to be tongue in cheek/hyperbole man. Keep those fat people not fitting in things gifs rolling!
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Mar 9, 2016 20:17
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Solice Kirsk posted:Eh, it was supposed to be tongue in cheek Those are some big cheeks to tongue
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I lifted weights regularly for a few years around 2009-2012 and although I could pick up heavy stuff fairly well I would get winded going up 4-5 flights of stairs at the school I was attending. I don't lift weights or walk nearly as much currently but I can move around much easier. In other words I suck at being fit while trying to be fit. Also if anyone wants awkward details about my year long squat poop fest I'd be happy to share.
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Mar 9, 2016 21:48
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amityville anus posted:Those are some big cheeks to tongue Quick, someone call Gene Simmons! ServoMST3K posted:I lifted weights regularly for a few years around 2009-2012 and although I could pick up heavy stuff fairly well I would get winded going up 4-5 flights of stairs at the school I was attending. I don't lift weights or walk nearly as much currently but I can move around much easier. In other words I suck at being fit while trying to be fit. I quit running because it made me too skinny to my liking. Started lifting weights instead, and though it's improved my physique I'm definitely less fit than I was. It's probably nothing that adding a little cardio to my workout won't fix. quote:Also if anyone wants awkward details about my year long squat poop fest I'd be happy to share. Did you change the way you poop just because the internet told you so, or did you feel there was something wrong with the way you did it? I Am Crake has a new favorite as of 22:13 on Mar 9, 2016 |
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Mar 9, 2016 22:05
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ServoMST3K posted:I lifted weights regularly for a few years around 2009-2012 and although I could pick up heavy stuff fairly well I would get winded going up 4-5 flights of stairs at the school I was attending. I don't lift weights or walk nearly as much currently but I can move around much easier. In other words I suck at being fit while trying to be fit. This is because strength, cardio and resistance training are very different things. I remember that after doing powerlifting for a few years, I tried running and rock climbing, only to fail utterly and miserably at both. Now I'm trying to take running a bit more seriously and after a few months I can run as well as most of my sedentary friends!
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Mar 9, 2016 22:13
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I Am Crake posted:I quit running because it made me too skinny to my liking. Started lifting weights instead, and though it's improved my physique I'm definitely less fit than I was. It's probably nothing that adding a little cardio to my workout won't fix. I added lifting to my fitness routine because running was making a T-rex out of me (big legs, skinny arms, always hungry) and I wanted a little balance. Best of both worlds, plus it's made my rear end stronger, which makes me a better runner. And I can wear the same size tops and bottoms now.
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Mar 9, 2016 22:20
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Maggie Fletcher posted:I added lifting to my fitness routine because running was making a T-rex out of me (big legs, skinny arms, always hungry) and I wanted a little balance. Best of both worlds, plus it's made my rear end stronger, which makes me a better runner. And I can wear the same size tops and bottoms now. This definitely makes me want to start running again because gently caress leg day at the gym. That poo poo is boring as gently caress and I actually liked running.
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ServoMST3K posted:I lifted weights regularly for a few years around 2009-2012 and although I could pick up heavy stuff fairly well I would get winded going up 4-5 flights of stairs at the school I was attending. I don't lift weights or walk nearly as much currently but I can move around much easier. In other words I suck at being fit while trying to be fit. A friend of mine who's a PT says that a lot of people, mostly guys, come in and don't actually want to get healthy and fit they just want a ripped, super hero body. They look at anything that improves cardiovascular health or anything that's not sweet abs as something for pussies. It's just free weights and weight machines all day long. She told me she doubted any could run more than a block or walk up a flight of stairs without getting winded. Been a while since I saw some bad hat choices  Nice toy M1, you weren't allowed to draw on it so you had to use masking tape?  Because ladies love a fedora with a Naruto headband on it with the logo from a 80s kids cartoon on it  This guy looks like someone who really likes Roosh V  He paints his face rather than getting a head for his fursuit, so you can see his sweet braided beard. It totally makes him look like a Viking!  If you're going to pose with your hat on, make sure its clean. It's either covered in dust/cobwebs, or cat hair. I think cat hair.  Yep, just gonna go to Tower Records in my Rorschach outfit, but see its Rorschach on vacation, and he's a big Avalanche Fan.  Let me lean my head back, I've been cultivating this beard for months  I've never been a smoker, but I can tell that cigarette has never been puffed on   Found these and the guy in them was defending how awesome he looks, and how no, it wasn't just for the photoshoot or a party, he dresses like that normally. He got super salty when people said he looked dumb and like he was playing out a Noir fantasy. Also, wrong kind of gun, if you wanted to be noir, you'd have a M1911 or some kind of .36 revolver.
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DandyLion posted:Food for thought, but Brunswick reports the lowest levels of child autism of any other surrounding area. Hahaha amazing  Conclusive proof for your average anti-vaxer, nevermind the measles outbreak. twistedmentat posted:
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/blackmarsh-ultramar-fedora-robbery-1.3481643
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Mar 9, 2016 23:34
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twistedmentat posted:
That... is a (possibly toy) 1911? Also he'd probably want a .38 
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Mar 9, 2016 23:46
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PCOS Bill posted:That... is a (possibly toy) 1911? Also the short beavertail would suggest an era-appropriate model.
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Mar 9, 2016 23:53
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I Am Crake posted:Did you change the way you poop just because the internet told you so, or did you feel there was something wrong with the way you did it? Let's just say I had major rear end problems around the time and I was researching different remedies. There are some peer reviewed studies that show squatting puts less strain on things than sitting, and it would make "evacuation" happen faster etc. I would conclude that it's worth trying if you're having different rear end troubles but don't expect a miracle.
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ServoMST3K posted:I lifted weights regularly for a few years around 2009-2012 and although I could pick up heavy stuff fairly well I would get winded going up 4-5 flights of stairs at the school I was attending. I don't lift weights or walk nearly as much currently but I can move around much easier. In other words I suck at being fit while trying to be fit. Post a pic with your feet on the seat
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Mar 10, 2016 00:35
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I will do no such thing you sick degenerate
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Mar 10, 2016 00:46
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Didn't know that JNCO made jeans out of Pandoran tiger fur. drat.
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Mar 10, 2016 01:42
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twistedmentat posted:
Love how both of these girls can just barely keep a straight face while posing with this doofus
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genetic_knockout posted:Love how both of these girls can just barely keep a straight face while posing with this doofus I suspect the second one might be a real doll. She looks like rubber to me.
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Mar 10, 2016 02:30
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nerdz posted:Well, define this then Looks like Garrett Morris in The Stuff. 
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Mar 10, 2016 02:48
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What Top Mom Bloggers Think Happens In The Ghetto! You Won't BELIEVE What Happens Next!
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twistedmentat posted:A friend of mine who's a PT says that a lot of people, mostly guys, come in and don't actually want to get healthy and fit they just want a ripped, super hero body. This is a thing fat people say.
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Mar 10, 2016 06:18
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Haven't seen a good mugshot in a while. http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/c...-371436741.html My favorite detail is that he has the word "eye" tattooed above each eye.
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Knormal posted:Haven't seen a good mugshot in a while. It's the tatted curls that do it for me.
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Mar 10, 2016 07:12
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twistedmentat posted:
When I first saw this one, I thought it was some cosplay and thought it looked really good. Then you said it's what he wears all the time and I thought, ewwww. But, unlike a lot of people in this thread he could pass as normal if he just lost the stupid hat, overcoat and toy gun. Guy with well groomed beard in properly fitting suit. Much better.
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$20 says Sydney, think the whole video counts as awkward for the people dealing with them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pxis8ly52k&t=239s
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Knormal posted:Haven't seen a good mugshot in a while. You really have to admire this man's commitment to showing the world that he's not good at decision-making. It takes guts to stick to a theme to steadily and so firmly.
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Gorilla Salad posted:When I first saw this one, I thought it was some cosplay and thought it looked really good. Then you said it's what he wears all the time and I thought, ewwww. the gently caress is wrong with you
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Mar 10, 2016 13:02
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That classic noir detective in his Tyrolean hat and loafers 
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Mrs.Nameko posted:http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/blackmarsh-ultramar-fedora-robbery-1.3481643 I read that as "fedora armed robber" first.
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Mar 10, 2016 15:39
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Knormal posted:Haven't seen a good mugshot in a while. Man what thought process leads to having Gucci tatted to one's head?
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Mar 10, 2016 16:12
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HukHukHuk posted:Man what thought process leads to having Gucci tatted to one's head? Some people are really into brand names. Especially in lower income neighborhoods where something like a nice pair of sunglasses is a major status symbol.
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Mar 10, 2016 16:34
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HukHukHuk posted:Man what thought process leads to having Gucci tatted to one's head? Poors 
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Mar 10, 2016 21:22
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No it's not. That dude looks like he's approaching 40 and everything about him sucks.
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Mar 10, 2016 21:38
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Jesus, look at that hoodie. What a fruit!
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Mar 10, 2016 21:52
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Screaming Idiot posted:Jesus, look at that hoodie. What a fruit! He looks pretty sweet to me.
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Mar 10, 2016 21:57
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This is the last straw. Berry his head in shame.
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Cosima posted:No it's not. That dude looks like he's approaching 40 and everything about him sucks. I think you're attacking a strawberry man here.
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