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Logicblade
Aug 13, 2014

Festival with your real* little sister!

Ross Angeles posted:

One day Febreeze will draw Philip in a positive light

Philip is already the shining beacon of hope to this broken league. He doesn't need more positive image boosters.

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ross Angeles posted:

One day Febreeze will draw Philip in a positive light


About as positive as it's going to get

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/peyton-manning-rides-into-the-sunset/


ahahahahahaha

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Elway horse never stops being funny

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


I love that his forehead is only completely viewable in the last strip

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

It's so beautiful

The head cuts off at just the right spot

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!


The last panel made me think of the Spire from Planescape.

When Peyton finally leaves this mortal coil, someone needs to remember to crack that his halo is actually Sigil. This is important for future generations.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
What would Peyton's halo look like? Would it be floating just above the crown of his head like everyone else's or would it look more like someone was playing a game of ring toss

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I want an alternative ending where Peyton's head bumps into the sun

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Febreeze, since Osweiler is now also on the money train you should make a QB money fort cartoon where they see his head going by and are all "wtf?" and he's just so incredibly tall

I don't know this is dumb and I hate that my team paid him so much money

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Intruder posted:

Febreeze, since Osweiler is now also on the money train you should make a QB money fort cartoon where they see his head going by and are all "wtf?" and he's just so incredibly tall

I don't know this is dumb and I hate that my team paid him so much money

You are like the third person to suggest a new money fort comic for Brock, it's totally happening

not tomorrow though, already half done a Titans (!) comic

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Febreeze posted:

You are like the third person to suggest a new money fort comic for Brock, it's totally happening

not tomorrow though, already half done a Titans (!) comic

Just leave it half done and say your forgot about the Titans like everyone else.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Dango Bango posted:

Just leave it half done and say your forgot about the Titans like everyone else.

The Titans and comics about them should totally be your version of Kimmel's "apologies to Matt Damon" bit.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005


Kristen Stewart looks way hotter these days :swoon:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Wilfork gonna get cut tho

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Considering what Vernon just made, everyone is in Fort Money. 85 million over 5 years, 52.5 guaranteed.

Dang, Giants.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Someone sent Mina Kimes something eerily similar to this about the Broncos.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

:barf:


Silly Burrito posted:

Considering what Vernon just made, everyone is in Fort Money. 85 million over 5 years, 52.5 guaranteed.

Dang, Giants.
I was expecting the Jaguars to build him a fort inside a fort but the Giants, uh, built a bigger one?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
A TITANS COMIC

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/demarco-murray-joins-the-titans/

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Lol

The Titans shall rise again and prove you wrong Febreeze :black101:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

:thurman:

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Someday I'll be able to see something about the Titans and not have the knee jerk response be to make a Remember the Titans joke, but today is not that day.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

Thaddius the Large posted:

Someday I'll be able to see something about the Titans and not have the knee jerk response be to make a Remember the Titans joke, but today is not that day.

That's like saying that one day you'll be able to look at Peyton Manning and not make a forehead joke, it's just not happening.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
the final Johnny and the King comic owns.

Never stop Febreeze.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Juke on, you crazy football man.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Dubious posted:

the final Johnny and the King comic owns.

Never stop Febreeze.

Thanks man

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/one-last-johnny-and-the-king/

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Hahahahahaha I love this

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

I never realized the Titan's line could be that bad without J'Marcus Webb on it.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
All linemen should be named Webb so whenever they get a good block you can shout "hhe got caught in the webb!"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
All white receivers should be called Lunchbox.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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NC-17 posted:

All white receivers should be called Lunchbox.

Especially so cornerbacks could shout I just ate your lunch when they INT

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
All second string runningbacks should be Gritt

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

All names should be judged by a single metric, how well their name fits into "Yeah, he's good, but he's no <insert name> back in the day".

It's why Colt McCoy, Reggie Ragland and Richie Incognito are fated to become some of the greatest of all time.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

NC-17 posted:

All white receivers should be called Lunchbox.

Or just WR PATRIOTS at the rate they're going. :heritage:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



sean10mm posted:

Or just WR PATRIOTS at the rate they're going. :heritage:

This is probably Bomani Jones' best and most predictive work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh9IRJ6FHF0

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Tunsil? More like turnstile

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Kalli posted:

This is probably Bomani Jones' best and most predictive work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh9IRJ6FHF0

Pro click

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

sean10mm posted:

Or just WR PATRIOTS at the rate they're going. :heritage:

I can definitely get behind this on some Tecmo Super Bowl vibe

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Jerry Rice

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