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Who will win the debate?
Bernie "I Hate Math" Sanders
Hillary "I Am Inevitable" Clinton
TRUMP *steaks*
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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Bad Caller posted:

what the gently caress did she just say the audio was bad and I didn't have subtitles

Something about how it was unfair that her husband was deported for being a rapist and having calves like melons.

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gucci bane
Oct 27, 2008



That shot was creepy as gently caress. Someone post it please

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Yudo posted:

Why did Clinton complement Drumpf's wall?
Everyone already knows it will be the most greatest, glorious, huuugest, and most luxurious wall if built.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Univision is essentially telling these candidates to have open borders with no security. A foreign "news" agency.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



sweet bernie whispers into her ear :3

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
lol at the host doing the job for the translators.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Her family was torn apart by her husband being deported and she wanted to know what the candidates were gonna do to reunite families.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Yudo posted:

Why did Clinton complement Trump's wall?

I think just to highlight that a literal wall is dumb, voting records (for them both) be damned

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Oh goody, here comes Hillary's pandering.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Yudo posted:

Why did Clinton complement Trump's wall?

she can't help herself, her brain is triangulating with the man she subconsciously knows will be president

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



SO BRAVE

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hillary is infinitely better at being more sympathetic-sounding

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Yoshifan823 posted:

Correct. But if his vote had been the deciding one, would he still have taken that side? And what should that say to the workers in Detroit?

"Bills have some good stuff and some bad stuff"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Immortan posted:

Univision is essentially telling these candidates to have open borders with no security. A foreign "news" agency.

Remember when it was a big deal last fall that Bernie told Ezra Klein he didn't support open borders?

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
God drat hillarybot - you suck at sounding emotional. stop it. It seems so fake.

HISPANDERING

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

they should not bother with the translators and have the candidates try to answer los preguntas en espanol

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
Goddamn the host looks sketchy whispering into the grandma.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this is so weird

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

logikv9 posted:

hillary is infinitely better at being more sympathetic-sounding

Yeah, but does it translate from robot to Spanish?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



logikv9 posted:

hillary is infinitely better at being more sympathetic-sounding

well her husband was the master

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
lol how is that an answer?

"you.. yer great. so awesome. soooo great. aint this gal great? yeah yer great. i'm gonna do uhh.. stuff. yeah were gonna do stuff and it's gonna be great!"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Jeb! is watching this and telling himself he could knock this poo poo out of the park :smith:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I just got here - did Hillary really say she supports the wall

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Commie NedFlanders posted:

they should not bother with the translators and have the candidates try to answer los preguntas en espanol

las preguntas

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

"Bills have some good stuff and some bad stuff"

"Your jobs are just part of the bad stuff, and I'm not willing to pay that price." It's probably true, but it's also a hard thing for people to hear objectively.

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.
Kinda sad that they had to end it by reassuring everyone they were in fact citizens

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

EugeneJ posted:

I just got here - did Hillary really say she supports the wall

"better border security"

Malachy
Dec 20, 2013

Immortan posted:

Univision is essentially telling these candidates to have open borders with no security. A foreign "news" agency.

Univision is an american company headquartered in new york. How are they a foreign news agency?

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
And back to terrible questions

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
A good point on this dynamic, which probably favors the GOP this Fall.

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedBen/status/707758575234490368

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

I wish all debates had questions in spanish to be more representative of the population. It is ludicrous that most debates only have questions from english speakers.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
New debate rule.

Every question must be answered with the word yes or no and only then can you equivocate.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
The host subtly bringing up Vince "Foster"

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



logikv9 posted:

Jeb! is watching this and telling himself he could knock this poo poo out of the park :smith:

What's funny is yeah, he could lol

Chalupa Picada
Jan 13, 2009

that was such a gross response from hilldawg

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

EugeneJ posted:

I just got here - did Hillary really say she supports the wall

She farted an answer out while punting to how dumb trumps plan was

Thenext8months.txt

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Commie NedFlanders posted:

she can't help herself, her brain is triangulating with the man she subconsciously knows will be president

I used to like you

Emerson Cod
Apr 14, 2004

by Pragmatica
Hillary has had an emotion chip installed and seems to be getting used to it.

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

Commie NedFlanders posted:

they should not bother with the translators and have the candidates try to answer los preguntas en espanol

an all spanish debate would own mostly because of the people who would poo poo their pants over it

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



logikv9 posted:

hillary is infinitely better at being more sympathetic-sounding

Tigntink posted:

God drat hillarybot - you suck at sounding emotional. stop it. It seems so fake.

I'm not a huge Hillary fan and I think Hillary's good at emotionality, and that she really means it.

Whoa, moderators going in on the trust stats :eyepop:

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