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DrBouvenstein posted:We'll get the quote thread a present. An extravagant present. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible present! A frabulous, grabulous, zip-zoop-zabulous present! Too cornball.
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MrSlam posted:One word posts? That's a bannin'. Importin' drama from another thread? That's a bannin'. Usin' too many smilies? That's a bannin'. Reportin' someone you don't like for bannin'? Oh you better believe that's a bannin'. I will not post in a thread that robs men of the right to marry their cousins.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 20:12 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I will not post in a thread that robs men of the right to marry their cousins. There's also a law requiring ducks to wear long pants!
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 20:59 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I will not post in a thread that robs men of the right to marry their cousins. Then who will come with me to a new thread and live a life devoted to chastity, abstinence and a flavorless mush I call rootmarm?
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 21:01 |
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York_M_Chan posted:There's also a law requiring ducks to wear long pants! Hey, according to the forum rules, as chief moderator I'm supposed to get a pig every month, and two comely lasses of virtue true.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 21:30 |
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Everything Counts posted:Hey, according to the forum rules, as chief moderator I'm supposed to get a pig every month, and two comely lasses of virtue true. Forget the pig, how many dames do I get!?!
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 22:20 |
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Jerusalem posted:Forget the pig, how many dames do I get!?! Yeah. He appeared before me in a dream, and I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked... Jerusalem.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 22:27 |
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TMMadman posted:Yeah. He appeared before me in a dream, and I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked... Jerusalem. "I dreamed about him last night, TMMadman. You know that dream where you're in bed and they fly in through the window?"
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 23:02 |
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TMMadman posted:Yeah. He appeared before me in a dream, and I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked... Jerusalem. Dah do doo! DO DO DO DOO DO! burps
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 23:27 |
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Jerusalem posted:Dah do doo! DO DO DO DOO DO! Jerusalem, that's the same thing, only you replaced dees with doos.
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 23:30 |
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TMMadman posted:Jerusalem, that's the same thing, only you replaced dees with doos. Yeah I'm.... I'm not good.....
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# ? Mar 8, 2016 23:40 |
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah I'm.... I'm not good..... Jerusalem, when kids today say 'bad,' they mean good! And to 'shake your booty' means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate.
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 01:42 |
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Everything Counts posted:Jerusalem, when kids today say 'bad,' they mean good! And to 'shake your booty' means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate. Lumber. We need lumber.
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 02:03 |
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TMMadman posted:
Pffft, you can't eat that.
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 02:27 |
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Everything Counts posted:Pffft, you can't eat that. Rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, its your window to weight gain!
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 15:01 |
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Perhaps you've heard of the Yakuza? The poison fists of the Pacific rim?
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 16:09 |
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Were you on my roof last night stealing my weather vane?
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 20:05 |
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Deviant posted:Perhaps you've heard of the Yakuza? ME SO SOLLY! ME FLAP A DICKY LONG TIME!
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 21:49 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:ME SO SOLLY! ME FLAP A DICKY LONG TIME! If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 21:56 |
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Root Bear posted:Were you on my roof last night stealing my weather vane? Well I hate to be a Suspicious Aloysius on you, but did you steal my air conditioner?
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:22 |
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MrSlam posted:Well I hate to be a Suspicious Aloysius on you, but did you steal my air conditioner? I knicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again.
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:32 |
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Everything Counts posted:I knicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again.
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 23:09 |
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DizzyBum posted:If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit! My name is Wink!
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 23:21 |
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Let's look at a picture book. The Big Book of British Smiles.
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# ? Mar 9, 2016 23:45 |
I get me brain medicine from the National 'ealth!
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:45 |
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Senior Woodchuck posted:I get me brain medicine from the National 'ealth! It's almost as if you're wearing a football helmet inside your head. I could wallop you all day with a surgical 2x4 without ever knocking you down, but I have other appointments!
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 06:41 |
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York_M_Chan posted:There's also a law requiring ducks to wear long pants! It's also illegal to put squirrels down the ducks' pants for the purposes of gambling.
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 07:44 |
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Do over Ham posted:It's also illegal to put squirrels down the ducks' pants for the purposes of gambling. Goons, if we meet this weeks QUOTEa I'll take you to the most duck filled pond you ever sat by
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 08:17 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Goons, if we meet this weeks QUOTEa I'll take you to the most duck filled pond you ever sat by CatchrNdRy, 82 years young, has come to this pond every day for the past 17 years, to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery: the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people say, that Joe used to sit down there, near those ducks. But it could be that there is just no room, in this modern world, for an old man... and his ducks.
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CatchrNdRy posted:Goons, if we meet this weeks QUOTEa I'll take you to the most duck filled pond you ever sat by Everything Counts posted:CatchrNdRy, 82 years young, has come to this pond every day for the past 17 years, to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery: the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people say, that Joe used to sit down there, near those ducks. But it could be that there is just no room, in this modern world, for an old man... and his ducks. Will you two stop saying "ducks" so much?
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 08:48 |
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Tired of the ducks scene?
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 08:55 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Goons, if we meet this weeks QUOTEa I'll take you to the most duck filled pond you ever sat by Hmm, well how's this? I'll not only
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 09:32 |
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Justice Sloth posted:My name is Wink! Thank you, Ping Pong!
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 10:43 |
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Thank you, Ping Pong! I love you, too, Pepsi.
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 13:50 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:I love you, too, Pepsi. Mister Kingdom, I made you some Pepsi for the dance. Its a little thick, but the price is right!
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 15:11 |
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Mister Kingdom, I made you some Pepsi for the dance. Its a little thick, but the price is right! My god, man, I've watered her down as far as she'll go! I cannae water no more!
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 15:59 |
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, its your window to weight gain! Ooh! Put some Lister's Carbolic Unguent on a wad of cotton, and stick it in her ear! That'll stop them shakes.
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 16:48 |
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Do over Ham posted:Ooh! Put some Lister's Carbolic Unguent on a wad of cotton, and stick it in her ear! That'll stop them shakes. Don't forget to give her Shmeckler's Powder.
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 16:56 |
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Mister Kingdom, I made you some Pepsi for the dance. Its a little thick, but the price is right! Pepi!
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# ? Mar 10, 2016 16:57 |
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TMMadman posted:Don't forget to give her Shmeckler's Powder. Don't make fun!
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