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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Until this moment I didn't know if you played as the dude or the sluts. you play as the sluts, when they catch all the semen they lick their lips before the next stage there's also a gender-inverted version where you play as two prisoners who have to drink drops of a witch's breast milk 
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Someone Awful! posted:there's also a gender-inverted version where you play as two prisoners who have to drink drops of a witch's breast milk I try to think about that as little as possible, you know.
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Until this moment I didn't know if you played as the dude or the sluts. Make a pixel indie game where you play as the women and call it something like Slut Walk and bam instant indie gaming personality.
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Haruharuharuko posted:Maybe because so many dumb customers called L.A. Noire Lenore. Idiots the lot of 'em. And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost L.A. Noire— For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name L.A. Noire— Nameless here for evermore.
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Quote-Unquote posted:I worked in a video game store when XIII came out. We sold many copies of ex eye eye eye, ex three and ex-ee. zeeeeee dash eeeeee
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All right guys, we've got a problem. We've got six hours until release, and nobody in our focus groups knows what the gently caress "odium" means. e: Or how to pronounce it. megane fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Mar 10, 2016 |
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laserghost posted:I could go for those she-vampires, if you catch my drift I had this game, and it was pretty good. Atari 2600 games honestly never looked good, but the series of games that this one belonged to used a large cartridge add on that plugged into the 2600 and then you loaded it with the game from a tape player. I had 4 of the 7 or 8 games that Starpath released for the 2600, and they were all exceptional for the 2600 anyway. I still have the cartridge packed away somewhere, but I lost the cassette tapes with the games on them long ago. CMFOS was essentially a Galaga/space invaders hybrid.
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Someone Awful! posted:there's also a gender-inverted version where you play as two prisoners who have to drink drops of a witch's breast milk That's loving incredible.
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 "What game should I buy today? How about this Amiga game with the cigar-smoking arm-fish?"
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Shadow Hog posted:
"AAYY! Ahm swimmin' ova heah!"
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All these old games had really cool, artsy box art. When did it get replaced by bland angry dudes?
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Count Chocula posted:All these old games had really cool, artsy box art. When did it get replaced by bland angry dudes?
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Count Chocula posted:All these old games had really cool, artsy box art. When did it get replaced by bland angry dudes?
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Count Chocula posted:All these old games had really cool, artsy box art. When did it get replaced by bland angry dudes? because everyone thought they were bad, as shown by this thread where people are posting them as examples of bad box art
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Stux posted:because everyone thought they were bad, as shown by this thread where people are posting them as examples of bad box art They're not bad tho, they're really neat, and look like stuff I'd see in a gallery. There's that neat DADA one and a bunch of surrealism and vaporwave and minimalism. 'Bad' to me is more like Dark Souls, which gives no clue as to how good the game is, and fits in with a dozen other covers.
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Count Chocula posted:They're not bad tho, they're really neat, and look like stuff I'd see in a gallery. There's that neat DADA one and a bunch of surrealism and vaporwave and minimalism. 'Bad' to me is more like Dark Souls, which gives no clue as to how good the game is, and fits in with a dozen other covers. nah theyre poo poo thats why theyre in the bad box art thread
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please don't start arguments about thinking the bad box arts are actually good!
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Count Chocula posted:All these old games had really cool, artsy box art. When did it get replaced by bland angry dudes? This is almost 50 years of covers condensed into one thread. For every interesting old cover there were a million bland spaceships or angry dudes with weapons that nobody remembers or cares about.
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Sleeveless posted:This is almost 50 years of covers condensed into one thread. For every interesting old cover there were a million bland spaceships or angry dudes with weapons that nobody remembers or cares about. this is also known as 'romanticizing the past' and is frequently done in other contexts as well, such as literally any time someone says a certain time past was a 'golden age'
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I dunno, I'm pretty sure the Master system really was the golden age of graph paper.
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Oh, jesus, I remember reading about that and some of the other "adult" 2600 games on Seanbaby, like 15 years ago.  all over again.Behold, Custer's Revenge:  Wow, that's some incredibly sexy box art 
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swedish erotica is the name of my speed death metal band
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This is different. Here's the System Shock 2 DVD cover I made for a school project. This was back in 2001 if I remember.   I obviously just picked a bunch of random fan art and nicked poo poo from the games homepage but I still like it.
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Shadow Hog posted:
For anyone else who, like me, had to know: you do play as the fish.
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you were warned posted:Oh, jesus, I remember reading about that and some of the other "adult" 2600 games on Seanbaby, like 15 years ago. Custer's revenge might be the worst game ever made.
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Lurdiak posted:Custer's revenge might be the worst game ever made. Yeah like, aside from being offensive and gross in many ways it isn't even a good game.
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BattleMaster posted:Yeah like, aside from being offensive and gross in many ways it isn't even a good game. It's not a fun game, it is in no way 'arousing' so it also fails as creepy porn, looks terrible, and is pretty much the most offensive premise ever. You pretty much have to go to Newgrounds to find something genuinely worse.
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Master System games usually have the worst art. This one is the worst I've ever seen(sorry for the crappy cell phone pic): I picked this up at Goodwill over a decade ago. I've always wondered about it. Did the kid do new artwork for all his games? Or did he just have to replace the art on this one after some jerk he lent it to left it in the rain or something like that? To be fair to the kid, if had drawn it on graph paper, you might mistake it for the real cover: 
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I just have to talk momentarily about some good loving box art because look what just came in the mail (need to flatten it first) edit: I almost never use SA's image upload system, how do I make it thumbnail? Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Mar 11, 2016 |
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Sweet, where's you get that? Some official source or did you just get a high-res pic printed?
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Underwhelmed posted:Atari 2600 games honestly never looked good, but the series of games that this one belonged to used a large cartridge add on that plugged into the 2600 and then you loaded it with the game from a tape player. Woah.
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elf help book posted:Woah.   Originally, the Atari 2600 only supported 4kb of game ROM per-cartridge, with a mere 128 bytes of RAM. The Supercharger expanded the RAM by a whopping 6kb and allowed multiple game loads from an audio cassette, allowing for larger, more detailed games (so you could have, for example, 4kb of data per-level, instead of for the entire game!) Over time, ROM chip prices lowered and developers mastered a technique called "bank-switching" that allowed instant swapping between multiple 4kb ROM banks in one cartridge. This eventually took care of any benefits of developing for a bulky, expensive add-on, and the Supercharger was confined to history.
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The Atari 2600 has the wrong kind of RAM.
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Schurik posted:Sweet, where's you get that? Some official source or did you just get a high-res pic printed?
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Samurai Sanders posted:From what appears to be the artist's home page but according to the time line, he passed away in 2013. I was half wondering if the site was nonfunctional and my order disappeared, but just tonight I had a knock on my door. You ordered that 3+ years ago?
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Has this one already been posted? Too late, it's here! Edit: Wow I didn't even think of how bad this one is. "Hey kids, now YOU can be an incompetent wall-climbing idiot too!" 
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