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Either that's a poorly placed car air freshener (in your kitchen??) or your hair is on fire. I haven't decided which yet.
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Inzombiac posted:You should be able to just hire a photographer since you are the son of John Malkovich. I was thinking Councilman Jamm without the fro.
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Choco1980 posted:Either that's a poorly placed car air freshener (in your kitchen??) or your hair is on fire. I haven't decided which yet. Its a Christmas ornament.
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Carmant posted:Its a Christmas ornament. I don't know how to tell you this, but lemon-scented Wunderbaums aren't actually Christmas ornaments despite your parents telling you so every year.
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Feb 24, 2016 22:27
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Ah shoot why not. Me and my girl at a wedding not too long ago. 
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Feb 26, 2016 02:58
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You guys look great!
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The Rear Admiral posted:Ah shoot why not. You're both too cute and "normal" for this site. This is a good thing
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Feb 26, 2016 04:15
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VendaGoat posted:You're both too cute and "normal" for this site. This is a good thing A full body shot would reveal they are in fact conjoined.
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darth cookie posted:A full body shot would reveal they are in fact conjoined. 
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The Rear Admiral posted:Ah shoot why not. Wtf is this?! Your both v attractive Goon babies on the way
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sometimes it's cool to wear things that are a lil silly as long as they make you smile/feel good or happy. being a person is tough and complicated a lot of the time and i think we should all be allowed to take a break every now and then and not worry about the fact that life is hard for a few minutes. go ahead and dress up like an overgrown toddler who's mom allowed him to pick out his own clothes that morning. it's ok. on that day, at that moment, i was free.
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The Corey Haim theory.
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Gatekeeper posted:sometimes it's cool to wear things that are a lil silly as long as they make you smile/feel good or happy. being a person is tough and complicated a lot of the time and i think we should all be allowed to take a break every now and then and not worry about the fact that life is hard for a few minutes. go ahead and dress up like an overgrown toddler who's mom allowed him to pick out his own clothes that morning. it's ok. This is probably the coolest and sexist photo in the thread.
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Gatekeeper posted:sometimes it's cool to wear things that are a lil silly as long as they make you smile/feel good or happy. being a person is tough and complicated a lot of the time and i think we should all be allowed to take a break every now and then and not worry about the fact that life is hard for a few minutes. go ahead and dress up like an overgrown toddler who's mom allowed him to pick out his own clothes that morning. it's ok. You are slowly transforming into an NES character. And it is a beautiful thing.
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syscall girl posted:The Corey Haim theory. Wowzers. Yes. Nail on head
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Gatekeeper posted:sometimes it's cool to wear things that are a lil silly as long as they make you smile/feel good or happy. being a person is tough and complicated a lot of the time and i think we should all be allowed to take a break every now and then and not worry about the fact that life is hard for a few minutes. go ahead and dress up like an overgrown toddler who's mom allowed him to pick out his own clothes that morning. it's ok. Are those all your suits?! Jelly
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Graet, now I'm horny.
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Minimalist Program posted:Graet, now I'm horny. hair/eye game on fleek
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Gatekeeper posted:sometimes it's cool to wear things that are a lil silly as long as they make you smile/feel good or happy. being a person is tough and complicated a lot of the time and i think we should all be allowed to take a break every now and then and not worry about the fact that life is hard for a few minutes. go ahead and dress up like an overgrown toddler who's mom allowed him to pick out his own clothes that morning. it's ok. Yet your look says 'take me seriously'. So confused.
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Gatekeeper posted:sometimes it's cool to wear things that are a lil silly as long as they make you smile/feel good or happy. being a person is tough and complicated a lot of the time and i think we should all be allowed to take a break every now and then and not worry about the fact that life is hard for a few minutes. go ahead and dress up like an overgrown toddler who's mom allowed him to pick out his own clothes that morning. it's ok. God drat you fashionable. It's almost 70 degrees today and it's also the one day a week I don't have to wear scrubs! First skirt of the new year   The picture is mediocre (I think the lighting in my apartment doesn't lend itself to non-grainy photos) but I had to post it because look at that bird flexin'.
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Your bird is one swole-cat. And you are lookin' good as usual.
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Parrot in the streets, Toucan in the sheets.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:God drat you fashionable. idk why but you kinda look like a russian mail order bride This is intended as a compliment.
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Snatch Duster posted:Are you Russian? I find Russian ladies quite attractive. Here let me help.
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LingcodKilla posted:Here let me help. He clearly meant Russian mail order bird.
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Snatch Duster posted:idk why but you kinda look like a russian mail order bride e: Forgot to comment on these, you are three attractive people! LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 23:54 on Mar 8, 2016 |
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Gatekeeper posted:sometimes it's cool to wear things that are a lil silly as long as they make you smile/feel good or happy. being a person is tough and complicated a lot of the time and i think we should all be allowed to take a break every now and then and not worry about the fact that life is hard for a few minutes. go ahead and dress up like an overgrown toddler who's mom allowed him to pick out his own clothes that morning. it's ok. If I'd ever be challenged to explain early '90s clothing to someone using only a single picture, I think this would be perfect. I hope you proceeded to swagger down the street in an exaggerated fashion after assembling this outfit. And I'm jealous of your closet. It looks so neat and tidy. Also, your philosophy is excellent, and I may just steal it to explain why I have not just one but two robes with bear ears on the hood. Have a scary, grainy, poorly-lighted selfie--in which I am staring into a corner at random--as proof: 
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schnickety scribe posted:If I'd ever be challenged to explain early '90s clothing to someone using only a single picture, I think this would be perfect. I hope you proceeded to swagger down the street in an exaggerated fashion after assembling this outfit. Well, thats disappointing. I can't see your pic here at work 
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I took a selfie to taunt a friend who was out of cigarettes:
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So I got a job at a nursing home.
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Dylanthulhu posted:So I got a job at a nursing home. I didn't even recognize you, good job. You look good friend. Please note that I am not minimalist program so my compliments are 100% sincere. Like, I feel like I have to tell you that I'm offering a heartfelt compliment because of the poo poo people gave you before in the thread but the more I say it isn't ironic then the more it seems ironic but really it is not. E: except that you're venturing a little too close to making the psyop monkey face so maybe don't do that I suppose.
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titties posted:I didn't even recognize you, good job. You look good friend. Please note that I am not minimalist program so my compliments are 100% sincere. Like, I feel like I have to tell you that I'm offering a heartfelt compliment because of the poo poo people gave you before in the thread but the more I say it isn't ironic then the more it seems ironic but really it is not. I agree with titties. And now I'm going to want to say that all the time.
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Iron Crowned posted:I took a selfie to taunt a friend who was out of cigarettes: You look like a badass (even more so) Bruce Cambell.
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Ok Fella posted:You look like a badass (even more so) Bruce Cambell. Yes, but no. Or a less comedic Bruce Campbell I guess.
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Dylanthulhu posted:So I got a job at a nursing home. Just to emphasize,  One of these is miles better.
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Dylanthulhu posted:So I got a job at a nursing home. you look like that one goon that became a goonette because they chopped off their dick and installed tits their username was something like pyschicmonkey or pysopticalgorilla
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Dylanthulhu posted:So I got a job at a nursing home. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better. WOW Now we just have to get you to smile and you'll be good to go.
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