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Who will win the debate?
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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


William Bear posted:

Worse as a person or worse with their record? On both, don't forget Jindal.

I think Jindal is tied with Cruz.

Just about all of them would personally murder all the gays and browns if given the chance, but the persona Huck puts on just repulses me

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
huckabee is a second rate psychopath

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
huckabee is literally running a mail order scam

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

tinstaach posted:

I think Jindal is tied with Cruz.

Just about all of them would personally murder all the gays and browns if given the chance, but the persona Huck puts on just repulses me

Yea at least Jindal and Cruz both do the "I AM A WARRIOR OF GOD" thing, The Huck does his lovely southern folksy 'aw shucks guys can't we just fuckin let the gays kill themselves?' that makes it way grosser

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

I have unironically laughed at and enjoyed at least one thing Huckabee intentionally did and that means he has contributed more to humanity than Ted loving Cruz

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
the stars that marked our starting fall away.
We must go deeper into greater pain,
for it is not permitted that we stay.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
let the games begin

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
And now, a little ditty for Marco Rubio. Marco, we've got you in our prayers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Joementum posted:

Debate prediction: lol nothing matters

I didn't really expect you to take dehumanizing yourself so seriously

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea at least Jindal and Cruz both do the "I AM A WARRIOR OF GOD" thing, The Huck does his lovely southern folksy 'aw shucks guys can't we just fuckin let the gays kill themselves?' that makes it way grosser

Change out gays with women and you got Kasich's current schtick.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Jindal could have been our first exorcist president

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i pray for my impending death

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Yessssssss. The insane CNN intros are back.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Terrible intro time

So hype!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Where are the foam parties

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Joementum posted:

Yessssssss. The insane CNN intros are back.

Is it just me or is Trump's voice higher pitch than usual in this intro?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I want to punch his face so bad

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

this is the dumbest and best election year ever

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
I hope this comes up during the debate!

Joementum posted:

Dear GOP donors,

I will run for President. I pinky swear I'll cut taxes. Please give me money. Thanks.

https://twitter.com/politico/status/708099389617795073

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

I love the movie trailer voice guy talking about this primary

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Wow CNN that John Kasich intro

"All these people, and This guy who is betting on his only state to get in!"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
aw yeah the clusterfuck begins now

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



"The Republicans are eating their own, we need to bring things together!"
- Donald Trump the Unstumpable

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Hi my name is Donald Trump I HAVE A BIG COCK

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Where's Dexter?

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
That loving intro.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I hate when my liberal friends call Kasich a moderate

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
are you loving me

it really starts at 9pm

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Jake Tapper? More like Jake Crapper amirite?

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


It would be cool if each candidate had their own failed-candidate hype man representing at each debate

Trump > Christie
Cruz > Fiorina
Rubio > Jeb!
Kasich > I dunno, Gilmore?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Charliegrs posted:

Hi my name is Donald Trump I HAVE A BIG COCK

He's going to adjust as he walks to his spot.

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
Rinse Pubes

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
lmao Reince is going to talk before the debate

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
ffs, another thirty minutes of this poo poo

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

hahahha reince priebus, I want to see how defeated he looks

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Wait what? 30 more minutes? Are you loving me?

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
I always thought Reince's name rhymed with 'rince'.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hahahaa it doesn't start until nine. Choke on massive bags of dicks, CNN you fucks.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
gently caress You CNN this is bullshit

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Oh what the gently caress with this start time

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