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Who will win the debate?
Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Winery
Lil' Rubio
Lyin' Ted
Kasichmentum
Baby Hitler
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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Last week is almost impossible to top, but this is something I have said almost every week for the past 6 months so here we go!

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LOGISTICS

Venue: University of Miami in Miami, Florida.
Moderators: Jake Tapper, joined by Dana Bash, Hugh Hewitt, and Stephen Dinam

THE CONTENDERS


Steak and Wine Mogul


Booger Eater


Puerto Rico's #1 choice for president


No longer in last place

Let's keep this clownshow going as long as we can

Scrub-Niggurath has issued a correction as of 16:49 on Mar 10, 2016

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StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin
This thread doesn't have a poll either.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

nice try, fuckers

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

https://vine.co/v/ewbgZW6i7ip

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
here's my prediction: at some point during the debate trump will walk to center stage and command lil Marco kneel before him. The little peach will make a show by shrugging his shoulders with soft pink palms outstretched and mouth wide open but then will take his rightful place

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Trump unveils Trump Cuban Pork Sandwiches at debates, Cruz and Rubio slide into single digit, because why not.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Trump will replace Rubio's water with Trump Vodka.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
The Trump is getting diluted to keep him from winning poll. A shameful poll. Establishment poll.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Needs More Ditka posted:

The Trump is getting diluted

much like his vodka

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
poll should have been a checkbox

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008

Needs More Ditka posted:

The Trump is getting diluted to keep him from winning poll. A shameful poll. Establishment poll.

I think the correct choice is obvious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyONt_ZH_aw

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Imagine being a secret service agent assigned to Trump. That's like, CYOA material there.

Vox Nihili has issued a correction as of 19:32 on Mar 10, 2016

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Alter Ego posted:

Trump will replace Rubio's water with Trump Vodka.

If Futurama taught me anything it is that robots run on alcohol and seeing how the Rubot gets stuck repeating himself, booze might actually fix him.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Vox Nihili posted:

Imagine being a secret service agent assigned to Trump. That's like, CHOA material there.

Praetorian guard fan fiction

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

If Futurama taught me anything it is that robots run on alcohol and seeing how the Rubot gets stuck repeating himself, booze might actually fix him.

Rubio's more like Fry in that one episode where he thought he was a robot.

"Alcohol fuels m'power cellssssshh, and as a mighty robot I--ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Itsssssss Rubiooo

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Itsssssss Rubiooo

it's cool that the legibile words on the cards are SUCKS and BIG

Boner Pill Connoisseur
Apr 23, 2002

I took the blue pill.

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

it's cool that the legibile words on the cards are SUCKS and BIG

It would be on message for his campaign to tweet "Marco Rubio is not a size queen when it comes to big government"

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Baby Hitler, every time.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Marco Rubio! Marco Rubio big sucks long time!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

pfizerman posted:

It would be on message for his campaign to tweet "Marco Rubio is not a size queen when it comes to big government"

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
spending all day antsy because I can't wait for a Republican debate

what have I become

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Baby Hitler, every time.

This is the only correct option.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Soothing Vapors posted:

spending all day antsy because I can't wait for a Republican debate

what have I become
It's my favorite primetime show on the air right now.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Rorus Raz posted:

It's my favorite primetime show on the air right now.
I thought too hard about this and got depressed.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Gonna get crunked watching this circus.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Watch these globalist cuckservatives and CNN anchors gang up on the God Emperor. Shameful.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Rorus Raz posted:

It's my favorite primetime show on the air right now.

the season started with 17 contestants, now we are down to 4

can't wait to see what unscripted things happen tonight

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
Will anyone on stage actually attempt to debate Trump tonight or just throw tepid burns while the moderators are forced to be the ones who fail to stump him like last time?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Internet Webguy posted:

Will anyone on stage actually attempt to debate Trump tonight or just throw tepid burns while the moderators are forced to be the ones who fail to stump him like last time?

the grand narrative has been that for every republican debate since Trump became a contender but with the burns getting weaker and the moderators getting increasingly desperate.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Internet Webguy posted:

Will anyone on stage actually attempt to debate Trump tonight or just throw tepid burns while the moderators are forced to be the ones who fail to stump him like last time?

It's Jake loving Tapper, he won't even bother trying

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Internet Webguy posted:

Will anyone on stage actually attempt to debate Trump tonight or just throw tepid burns while the moderators are forced to be the ones who fail to stump him like last time?

After his last few wins? It will be John Kaisch sitting wanting a chance to speak, rubio drowning the front row of people with sweat from failed attacks on trump, and ted cruz saying "we need to do something about our country but together we can do it". Trump will just sit throwing jabs at the mods, and talk about winning.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

The stakes steaks are actually really high with the 15th coming so I'll be surprised if it's tepid.

Kasich might get let off easily since everyone except Trump needs him to win Ohio. Though it'd be 2016 Primary as heck if he Rubio'd out and collapsed at the last hurdle before polling day.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I'm looking forward to questions from special guest moderators Flo Rida and Pitbull

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?
I am going to the actual circus tonight, and it will in all likelihood contain fewer clowns, fewer elephants, and less soul-crushing existential dread than tonight's featured entertainment. :unsmigghh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

In 2020 the debates are going to be a daily thing for a year straight. In 2024 there will be multiple debates every day for a year straight.

And I will watch them all :stwoon:

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Trump will continue to mock "lil" Rubio and then show his wife/male lover how a yuuuuge man like him makes love.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Anyone doing the GOP debate drinking game tonight as well?

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

Anyone doing the GOP debate drinking game tonight as well?

I don't plan to die of alcohol poisoning no

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im ALWAYS drinking

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