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Who will win the debate?
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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

logikv9 posted:

are you loving me

it really starts at 9pm

you lied to me Anderson

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Him
Oct 9, 2015

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

These motherfucking CNN rear end in a top hat liars do this again

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
loving tease, doesn't start for 30 minutes

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Motherfuckers, the debate doesn't start for another 30 minutes. I get really annoyed at that stupid poo poo.

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

Why did they say 8:30? I guess I have 30 more minutes to do my homework

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

wow what half a loving hour?

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Charliegrs posted:

Hi my name is Donald Trump I HAVE A BIG COCK

behold, Trump Tower

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
CNN'S GOP DEBATE MOMENTS AWAY

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum posted:

Hahahaa it doesn't start until nine. Choke on massive bags of dicks, CNN you fucks.

nothing matters

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

this is some goddamn bullshit

Hannot
Nov 29, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

Yessssssss. The insane CNN intros are back.

I've always muted them before, are they like movie previews? I think I heard a dem one but there was definitely no deep voiced announcer.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
We are about to begin! In 30 minutes....

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
I bet Royce Perbis thinks there's a diverse and talented field and that any of them will be better than Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders or Barack Obama.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"CNN: The Most Trusted Name In News"





*lies about the time their media event begins*

Hannot
Nov 29, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Soothing Vapors posted:

you lied to me Anderson

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

for everyone who was talking about news coverage this cycle at least Fox doesn't loving bait and switch the debate like this

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


logikv9 posted:

aw yeah the clusterfuck begins now

nope, we all got fooled by the choke artists at cnn

:wow:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

CNN is so bad they have to trick people into watching them

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

blue squares posted:

CNN is so bad they have to trick people into watching them

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Nnnngh so mad at Ted Turner

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.
I hate to say it but Fox News > CNN these days.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
suddenly it makes a lot more sense that the candidates were strolling in at 8:15

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

I could have spent another 30 minutes at the bar, CNN assholes.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i heard president trump will make the debates run on time

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
Donald Trump has beautiful hands and a large penis and will be our next President.

~God Bless~

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
I like how CNN is saying "Trump will be more reserved"
*changes to another person*
"Trump is coming out full force!"


Good job CNN looking like you clearly have no clue.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


gently caress these fuckers and their loving lies about when the debate starts.

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”
How many mini bars do we think Preibus has gone through tonight preparing for this, 3-4? Can't wait to hear this man speak.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


zen death robot posted:

They really wanted to make sure you saw the RNC chair Rience Prebus speak

#NeverReince

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
I hope Chris Christie and Ben Carson start following Trump everywhere he goes. He's like a loving RPG character, he just keeps adding guys that he fights into his party.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I'm even mad at Anderson, gently caress you Anderson!

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Everyone is going to try and look Presidential.

That means it's going to be another loving gong show.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Kasich going for the last man standing while everyone kills each other strategy.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
mods please ban CNN because this 30 minute fake out is some real BULLSHIT

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Montasque posted:

Everyone is going to try and look Presidential.

That means it's going to be another loving gong show.

The Unknown Kasich!

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

FadingChord posted:

#NeverReince

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


https://twitter.com/Tiouririne/status/708104738148126720

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Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
WEARING MY MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN HAT! ONLY FRAUDS DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!

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