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Who will win the debate?
Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Winery
Lil' Rubio
Lyin' Ted
Kasichmentum
Baby Hitler
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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Mr Hootington posted:

What are they writing down?

Dick sizes.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kasich: I look in the faces of voters all over this country and see the same thing.... confusion as to why I'm still in this race.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Crucify Cruz

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

this feels more and more like football season

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
Damnit! I forgot that the stupid "bell" sound sets my dog off who thinks it's the doorbell. I'd much rather they have a buzzer like when a wrong answer is given on Family Feud.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"our goal tonight is a serious debate on the ishahahahahha im sorry, im sorry, we all know this is going to be a horrowshow. anyway, who wants to mention their dick first?"

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I liked Lady Gagas anthem at the super bowl

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

How are they justifying Hugh Hewitt's continued presence at these debates?

As a literal puppet he is pretty cheap

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Joementum posted:

They're letting someone from the loving Washington Times be part of this?

the moonies and the redskins will each get a fawning pretend question

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Youth Decay posted:

Props to them using the original drinking song cadence of the anthem instead of turning it into a 2-minute vocal masturbation session

I kinda like the really bombastic but fast arrangements

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


I look in the faces of people all over this country, and they're like "who are you?"

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Kasich: Ohio please please vote for me you know you miss me like an old ex please ol'john is counting on this

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i cant wait until rubio is gone

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I hope Trump takes another shot at Hugh Hewitt. Maybe in his opening speech.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
now playing: openingspeech.wav

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

How are they justifying Hugh Hewitt's continued presence at these debates?

Avoiding accusations of liberal bias

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

JoeBangles posted:

Damnit! I forgot that the stupid "bell" sound sets my dog off who thinks it's the doorbell. I'd much rather they have a buzzer like when a wrong answer is given on Family Feud.

Unlike the four men on stage, your dog actually reacts to the bell

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
Rubio lookin like....Rubio

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

lol rubio is already tripping over his words

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



reckoned my father

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Honestly why even bother with the rules at this point?

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Rubio actually looks and sounds like a robot

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Jesus rubio looks terrible

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Lil Marco already blowing it

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
florida WRECKED by father

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"the freeist children"

so Rubio opposes slavery

baby steps

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Please make me President. I really really really really want to be President. Thank you.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Mr. Trump, last week you said that there were no issues with your penis size, has your position changed on that?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lil marco has the audience won over

Iucounu
May 12, 2007


Cruz's dad is the best argument for closed borders

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
They both said the same thing about a new century

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Ted Cruz talks with such a weird cadence, sounds like the gman

Mr. Boogie
Apr 1, 2013

Is a meat patty something or nothing?
just let all four of them stand up there and yell at each other with no moderators or rules imo

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

freedom

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Texas wrecked my father


Oh I am regretting not getting booze tonight

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Fairy boat.

They know the 21st century already started right?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"This election is not about insults."


FACT CHECK: We rate this statement mostly false.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
STOP WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

alright Trump whatcha got

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Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
Same old bullshit so far.

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