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Who will win the debate?
Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Winery
Lil' Rubio
Lyin' Ted
Kasichmentum
Baby Hitler
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Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
Rubio and Cruz, fail opening remarks.

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passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
this audience is poo poo

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

The Human Crouton posted:

Mr. Trump, last week you said that there were no issues with your penis size, has your position changed on that?

"one of the biggest political events is happening now, and my penis is at the forefront of it"

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



and trump gives the most presidential opening statement

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

key west welcomed cruz's father and 59 years it's sinking, fair's fair

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
I hope Donald make a nickname for Kasich.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
one of the biggest things is happening to the republican party - me, murdering it

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

I know it is like the lowest common denominator for it, but man, that hair. Jesus.

VaultAggie
Nov 18, 2010

Best out of 71?

JoeBangles posted:

Damnit! I forgot that the stupid "bell" sound sets my dog off who thinks it's the doorbell. I'd much rather they have a buzzer like when a wrong answer is given on Family Feud.

Yeah same. I can't hear the candidates policies when you're barking dog. :(

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mr. Boogie posted:

just let all four of them stand up there and yell at each other with no moderators or rules imo

the audience goes home, the cameras are turned off but they're still screaming

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The free'est of children.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

triple sulk posted:

and trump gives the most presidential opening statement

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

*claps excitedly for the New American Century*

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Hahahaha Trump's saying 'just let me happen'

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



that was an angry as heck tone

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
If anybody's watching the CNN stream it's way behind, I switched to the :pirate: stream and jumped like 2 minutes.

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

glorious wealth orange

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
wow, Donald with a rehearsed speech!

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
"KKK members, neo-nazi's, they're all coming out to vote"

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!
The way Cruz says the last word of each of his sentences really grates on my nerves.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump sounds measured but will lose it the first time he is attacked

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
but what about winning, donald

will we still win

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bernie Sanders otherwise known as "Whoever else"

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Ted Cruz, your dad is possibly the worst American. Dont name drop him.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Zaphod42 posted:

Ted Cruz talks with such a weird cadence, sounds like the gman

"UnFORseen BOOgers..."

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
:siren: DEMOCRAT PARTY :siren:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Should have gone with "... Like a dog"

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Moderators grudgingly ask about trade deals instead of serious stuff like steaks and hands

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
MAILMAN MAILMAN MAILMAN

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



kasich always laughs when he gets owned

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Hahahaha Trump's saying 'just let me happen'

hair on tip

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Tapper is going to try really hard to keep this thing on the rails. Let's see how long it lasts.


My guess is about ten minutes, tops.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
:siren:Democrat party:siren:

edit: jesus

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

logikv9 posted:

but what about winning, donald

will we still win

Did you know we don't win anymore? We lose to Mexico, we lose to China....

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

blue collar family you say? what did your father do?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Kasich has a lovely haircut

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
heh, I grew up in a board room, Chase

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

AW GEEZ

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
lol feed died

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Why does Kasich keep going first?

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