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Who will win the debate?
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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Why can't we make our flowers in the U.S.?

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

lmao yeah that's an unbiased audience for sure

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I like that the moderator is just talking over the applause instead of letting it get out of control.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Rubio implicitly states that less than 10% of the world can afford things.

Its probably true

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Wonder how long the Trump pivot will last tonight

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Trump: I will do .......something

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i wish cnn wasn't a pussy and had video rebuttals

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
ted cruz's face inspires emotions ive never felt before

Iucounu
May 12, 2007


This debate is remarkably chill and boring so far

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

the trump tutelage posted:

He looks like a high school gym teacher.

I was thinking the brother from Weird Science

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
Tee Pee for my bunghole

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
The slime man coming out right away huh Ted

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/elspethreeve/status/708111799288258561

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

ugh that applause gently caress this rigged audience

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I like how they're stealing Trump's talking points

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
Cruz channels his inner Trump as well

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
How long does "I need to be measured and controlled to close this deal" Trump last?

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
lmao everyone talking about trade now

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I just realized Cruz's voice is a dead ringer for Dana Carvey's George H.W. Bush impression

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



these trade deals allow for America to have a surplus of little matchstick girls to die of poverty in a snowbank just feet from a wealthy family with more than they could possibly use

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Ted Cuz is a kid fucker. Theres no way he isnt.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

I always opposed tee-pee-pee.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
cruz needs tpp for his bunghole

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Cruz, isn't that EXACTLY what Trump has been saying?

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


LOL The question was basically "You're a scumbag, why would anyone trust you?" phrased four different ways

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Oh man, brilliant move by Kasich and Cruz to just straight up parrot Trump.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Cruz: we just need to get our wages down to 0.50/hr and then we are comeptitive

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
But let me just say

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Iucounu posted:

This debate is remarkably chill and boring so far

its the first question, chaos will descend soon enough

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
lmbo since when does cruz care about trade? he ignored it until like... this week

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Holy poo poo Cruz coopting Trump's trade lines.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
are you threatening me? i am the great cruzholio

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
So did all four of them came out AGAINST free trade?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Montasque posted:

How long does "I need to be measured and controlled to close this deal" Trump last?

that's up to the moderators, they can make him stop in an instant

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
postcard tax plan

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
Which one is the real Trump?

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Lying Ted pls

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Postcard tax plan incoming

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm the washington times

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