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Who will win the debate?
Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Winery
Lil' Rubio
Lyin' Ted
Kasichmentum
Baby Hitler
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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

zen death robot posted:

Are they all just parroting Trump now?

by golly you betcha!

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Trump - I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do

<Audience cheers>

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump goes double handjob

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
I am still nonplussed that Trump gets away with admitting that he takes advantage of programs that harm America and gets zero blowback.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Kurt_Cobain posted:

Looks like things have been toned down, might they have realized what a national embarrassment this clown car towing a dumpster fire has been?

god i hope not

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
I don't think Kasich would look nearly as good in a bikini as the current Croatian president

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
give me the blood I demand

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
We are leading with the chin.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



strong

hard

good

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

It seems like a bad idea to give Trump any ground to establish himself as a viable candidate for moderates. The only hope for a sincere GoP nomination would be to push him full on to crazyville.
Or at least it would be more entertaining.

q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
Disney is a mess.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.tata.com/

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
"I have to do what I have to do! I have to totally exploit my workers and outsource jobs!"

*cheers from retards*

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
“I know the H-1B program very well. It’s something that I use and I shouldn’t be allowed to use”

Good thing that Congress hasn't allowed a ridiculous expansion of executive authority :allears:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
zzzzzzzz

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
whoever said Cruz sounds like Dana Carvey doing a bit was dead on

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

There are 100% fewer boobs on this page than I wanted there to be.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I am still nonplussed that Trump gets away with admitting that he takes advantage of programs that harm America and gets zero blowback.

Thats just good capitalism

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Bishop posted:

the writers of thursday night raw have clearly ran out of material

IKR?! I'm hoping the over run will be worth the wait though!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
how tall will the wall be cruz???

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
That's cool that everyone is now with Trump on immigration and Cruz and Kasich are now with Trump on trade.

The new GOP folks.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

These debates are insanely loving boring when they're not constantly screaming at each other, geez
at least when they actually talk about their policies it becomes clear that they're all garbage

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



THIRSTY TRUMP

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

is this a debate from a parallel universe where Donald Trump is a respected statesman?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Majorian posted:

Such a strong bench these Republicans have.

Also net immigration from Mexico to the US is zero, the wall's a terrible idea, and deporting Mexicans means you tards will never get elected. hth!

gently caress you




this debate is boring
no blood so far

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Who is endorsed by Universal Studios?

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Soothing Vapors posted:

whoever said Cruz sounds like Dana Carvey doing a bit was dead on

Can I finish can I finish?

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
"We are going to build a wall"

Where have I heard this?

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Aww Cruz almost had an "oops" moment.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

TRIPLE the boarder patrol *pauses for cheer that never comes*

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all

Mr Hootington posted:

why are they sane all of a sudden?

They didn't attack Trump and his poll numbers rose, they attacked Trump and his poll numbers rose. Trump talked about his dick and won Mississippi by 50%.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Majorian posted:

There are 100% fewer boobs on this page than I wanted there to be.

They're all on CNN right now

Iucounu
May 12, 2007


"Hey guys, why don't we just steal all of Trump's talking points and ignore him"

....I don't think this is going to work.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Did I just hear Cruz and Kasich both advocate for building a wall?

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

AceRimmer posted:

I don't think Kasich would look nearly as good in a bikini as the current Croatian president

I'll have to google that.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
BUILD A WALL™ has become a central campaign platform for the party

lmao

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
Quintuple all the border stuff and kill em all, etc. etc.

Mr. Boogie
Apr 1, 2013

Is a meat patty something or nothing?
shut down this debate until we can figure out what's going on

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The wall is Trump's thing Ted.

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GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

is this a debate from a parallel universe where Donald Trump is a respected statesman?

Everyone else is just running for Trump's VP.

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