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Who will win the debate?
Trump Steaks
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Trump Winery
Lil' Rubio
Lyin' Ted
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Baby Hitler
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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Retire at 80.

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Hey Marco, maybe saying "If I were still in the Senate" out loud is a bad idea

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Am I crazy or is Rubio's strategy to make sure we are aware that he has organic human parents and he was in no way assembled by a team of scientists in a laboratory

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Al! posted:

he sounds like he just took a shot of mustard

Drinking game: take a shot of mustard every time John Kasich wins a state primary.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Rubio is less than a week from retirement

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Zoran posted:

Rubio: "gently caress you, young people."

But hey, I listen to Rage Against the Machine! I'm cool and young, so vote for me!!!

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Rubio get off the stage

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Did he just say he won't change anything about social security and then say anybody who says social security can't change are idiots?

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

Yoshifan823 posted:

Hey Marco, maybe saying "If I were still in the Senate" out loud is a bad idea

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Isn't a calm, measured Trump bad for his base?

Nah. Trump is ideological tofu to his base. They just project whatever they want onto his absolute cypher ideology.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lol at the idea of Marco being in the senate in 20 years

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

"Have I mentioned how young and vibrant I am compared to these geriatrics on the stage with me?" -Rubio

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

so in exchange for nothing, is what you're saying

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
win those millenials over, guys

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
So you choose between Real Trump, young Trump, smart Trump, or caring Trump.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Rubio - The baby boomers ruined america

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
You're gonna tell a bunch of grandmas in Florida that their grandkids are hosed? Good job idiot.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
this debate is the low-energiest, smallest-handsiest debate

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


RUBIO YOU ARE STILL IN THE SENATE FOR MOST OF A YEAR

DO

YOUR

JOB

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord

Mr Hootington posted:

just say you want to abolish SS you cunts

Trump wants to enact the SS. :godwinning:

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Rubio: "Triple gently caress you, very young people."

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
let's wreck social security and medicare

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
gently caress yoooou rubio

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

Rubio get off the stage

Chief Wiggum: Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage, sweetie!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
So basically he designed the scale so that it benefits him but fucks his kids, cool

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
That voice cracking inflection Rubio does (like when he said lying) always comes out when he is scared because he knows he is attacking someone scary. Watch the Christie thing again. It always makes him seem like a scared little boy to me. At least he's trying to be courageous!

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/708116081949450244

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
lol Rubio wants to gut social security what a douche

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Winkie01 posted:

Rubio is less than a week from retirement

And then he has to go back to not going back to congress.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hahaha at 68, 70 years old?

hahahahaha gently caress me

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

So we just keep adding years to it.

Which is totally a solution and not just loving the youth.
Totally.
gently caress yoooou

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Work until you loving die you scrub

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

:boom:

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
hey putz if you aren't going to give me my money stop taking it out of my check

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
"Rubio you didn't answer the question"
*proceeds to not answer the question*

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

lmfao :iceburn:

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Tell someone with a manual labor job to keep it up at 70 you loving gently caress.

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
i cant wait to work until im 120 years old

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
just chain me to the desk and send someone around to hose my corpse down the drain at some point, boss

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Tatum Girlparts posted:

So basically he designed the scale so that it benefits him but fucks his kids, cool

rubio's kids will never have to work

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