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Who will win the debate?
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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Trump looking more Presidential, going for a more Perot-esque sort of candidacy vibe/argument.

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

this is so weird

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Zas posted:

if the debate continues this way no one will remember it

Ehh, those mythical "undecideds" who will be voting a few days from now are taking notice. They're looking for any reason not to vote for Trump and Cruz and Rubio are giving it to them.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
[curtains behind stage part to reveal wall of swords, spears, battle axes]

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Let's give poor unemployed people a 401k

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/brianjameswalsh/status/708117387892101120

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

mannerup posted:

protection money

gently caress you pay us

Government is racketeering on a national scale.:colbert:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm the magic wand

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

The Real Paddy posted:

Trump looking more Presidential, going for a more Perot-esque sort of candidacy vibe/argument.

going for a dan quayle candidacy vibe

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
"so it doesn't exceed inflation" ahahaha whaaaaat

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

a cop posted:

Trump is looking loving horrible compared to Cruz and Rubio who are performing extremely strong. If there was any one debate that actually impacted things it'd be this one.

No normal casual voter watching this debate has any idea what any of these guys are talking about. It's just a wall of meaningless jargon. There's no soundbites.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



gently caress your 401k GOP

401k's for retirement are a goddamned scam

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
This debate sucks

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
by the way telling boomers that you are going to raise the retirement age on them will fuckin kill you in he general election

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

paranoid randroid posted:

what the gently caress is this bidding poo poo

He wants to allow the government to negotiate prescription drug prices. That's a core part of the Democratic party platform.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
if the entire debate stays this "civil" isn't that still a Trump victory? feels like they are baiting him to throw the first punch

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

PostNouveau posted:

I can't hear anything but Dana Carvey now

He's not turtle-y enough for Jeb's turtle club

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
I love that 401k's are considered a good alternative, barely anyone is that financially literate and you are just handing management fees to the finance sector.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

even alcohol isn't making this debate any better

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.
It takes real courage to dismantle institutions that have helped Americans for a long time, I agree.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
I wish I could wave a magic wand and make these shittards go away.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
will there finally be blood?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

a cop posted:

Trump is looking loving horrible compared to Cruz and Rubio who are performing extremely strong. If there was any one debate that actually impacted things it'd be this one.

he's really not, he's babbling absolute nonsense but it's exactly the kind of nonsense his supporters love

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Less government as long as I get to keep my job! - Ted Cruz

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

He wants to allow the government to negotiate prescription drug prices. That's a core part of the Democratic party platform.

yes but why is he talking about it in response to a question about pulling social security numbers out of his rear end

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

"Candidate, according to this random group of people, your numbers don't add up. Can you go through 1,000,000 pages of the budget all by yourself and fix the budget right now?"

Hannot
Nov 29, 2007
Grimey Drawer
I will find them and I will kill them

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

EugeneJ posted:

Let's give poor unemployed people a 401k

Poor unemployed people don't get social security benefits or pay SS tax either though.

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

Cruz's answers are so 2005.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Salvor_Hardin posted:

In case you were curious that 0% GDP growth comment is a total lie.

I hopped to my feet and started squawking "Zero GDP?!?"

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Older people that actually vote, you'll get your government handouts. Younger people.... we will figure something out

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

mannerup posted:

if the entire debate stays this "civil" isn't that still a Trump victory? feels like they are baiting him to throw the first punch

Yeah, I feel this too.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Ah gently caress me, Rubio is the only one that's making any sense

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
POLITICAL JUICE

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Okay Cruz how about you take my money that I'm putting into SS that I'm never going to see and just give it to me now. Make the current retirees that are voting for me to lose this bootstrap

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Did Cruz slip using Hillary instead of Trump?


AHAHHAHAHA

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
you should name those 25 programs you would eliminate

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

THEYRE TRYING SO HARD TO RILE THEM UP

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

cruz finally gonna have revenge on everyone who hates him (everyone)

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SentSix
Jul 19, 2001

Government is the problem, so please elect me to lead the government.

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