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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > GOP Miami Debate March 10th, 8.30 PM EST CNN: The Highest Steaks Yet
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Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Replace Tariffs with import taxes?

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

 Ted Cruz taking time to actually explain to voters what a tariff is a smart move tbh

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
A tax on imports will result in loving retalitory tarrifs.

Semantics dont mean poo poo.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Curfews?

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 crowd is low energy
can't blame them

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marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.
:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
I SMELL BLOOD

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

PostNouveau posted:

Curfews?

No imports after dark.

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
We're exporting jobs to Hell now?

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
come on trump, break free from your chains

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 Hoooly poo poo Trump's hair is a mess for these camera angles. Look at it. What the gently caress. I mean, I know it's generally pretty bad, but tonight it's horrific.

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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Donald realized that if he makes this debate boring as poo poo, nobody will watch it and he can't possibly lose any votes

Yeah, he's playing dead.

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Against tariffs but in favor of taxing imports

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Hahah Trump keeps opening his mouth to poo poo on Cruz, then saying nothing and closing his mouth forcefully

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Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

PostNouveau posted:

Curfews?

No Chinese goods can come into the country after 11 pm. :colbert:

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JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

 lol at Cruz's face while he tries to decipher what Trump is blathering on about

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
CHINA BAD

MONEY GOOD

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Donald realized that if he makes this debate boring as poo poo, nobody will watch it and he can't possibly lose any votes

This is 100% correct.

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Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Joementum posted:

More likely: there's no strategy, he's just talking.

Chaos fuels Trumpmentum, FYI.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

zen death robot posted:

Trump getting mad

trump has been unleashed

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Obama really should have argued that the PPACA penalty isn't a tax, it's a threat. I wonder what John Roberts would have thought about that.

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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Our jobs are going to HELL!

"I'm going to jack--" - Cruz catching himself, realizing he isn't at THAT meeting

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
because then american business can competitively sell diapers and clothing and all that nonsense you're talking about ted you dipshit that's the whole theory

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
I'm gonna jack--

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 Has the situation Trump is describing ever happened?

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 trump about to revert to his 1.0 version

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I assume Rubio went home early

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JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

 "IM GONNA JACK ON YOUR DIAPERS." - tED cRUZ

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lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

 will someone please as Cruz what the difference between a import tax and a tariff?

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
tactical trump launch detected

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Ted Cruz knows he's got this and the amplified level of smug makes him, surprisingly, somehow even more loathsome

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
 I feel so dirty agreeing with Cruz on anything.

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Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006
 Holy loving poo poo, actual policy discussion in a GOP debate

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420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

 Trump is pro State-Capitalism

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Nothing new about this, of course, but holy poo poo Trump really does have NOTHING backing up any of his "policies" :stare:

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

 "Threaten other countries" has been the answer to a lot of questions tonight

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marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.
:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Trump is too good at this

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Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Trump is getting mad

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 From the left, Trump's hair looks great. From the right, or straight on, it's a god drat train wreck.

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Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


 I can't believe I'm skipping

pulls up tv guide

American Idol for this

:flaccid:

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Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

lamentable dustman posted:

will someone please as Cruz what the difference between a import tax and a tariff?

Math is hard

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