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Who will win the debate?
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Lil' Rubio
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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Okay, now we may start seeing some bloodshed. Finally.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Jewel Repetition posted:

I MEAN A LOT OF EM

AND I'LL KILL EM ALL

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

"Republicans are better than this" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

just got home. i hear this has been boring so far

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

hey can someone point me to the stream for the GOP presidential debate? i seem to have accidentally tuned in to the undercard debate for a house seat in kansas.

https://youtu.be/_Yggw5zPfOA

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
COWARDICE
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Yeeeeeesh

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

why cant the president say anything he want, they live in the freest country in the world

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"He says what people wish they could say"

So, Rubio wishes he could say all the poo poo Trump says?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Oh man, put the other candidates in a position to be positive on islam. loving do it. Make them choose between being good people or appealing to the base.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

"Trump says what people wish they could say" is not a good attack Rubio

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Holy poo poo Trump hahaha

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol it's going to be like 3 more generations before the GOP gets back the last minority block that went overwhelmingly for them

Muslim-Americans used to vote GOP 95%

Now it's flipped

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
"People wish they could say that they hate Muslims."

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
lmbo yeah tiny hands why don't you lecture us all on presidential behavior

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

That DICK! posted:

just got home. i hear this has been boring so far

imagine every candidate was replaced by ben carson, and then placed on a debate stage

GlobalMegaCorp
Jan 8, 2004

logikv9 posted:

every not-trump candidate independently came up with a plan to keep it civil and be the last man standing

Pretty sure they were collectively told to knock it off or the RNC would keep the nomination from any of them

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

"Is-Muz-Is-Muz" -Rubio

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!
We have to be nice to muslims so we can convert them to christanity!

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

VR Native American posted:

HOW IS THAT A LAUGH LINE O-o

It made me laugh irl because of how unashamedly he delivered it

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

Delta-Wye posted:

but that is the /point/ of tariffs :psyduck: just loving say it, it sounds rad and jingoistic ffs

im so flaccid

They're all empty suits who have economic advisors telling them what to say; they probably couldn't pass an ECON 101 college course.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Ahaha Rubio's defense of Islam is "You might want to say it but don't, you'll put real Americans in danger!"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
why can't rubio just say radical islam muslims islam muslims

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

i'm really glad rubio has no chance

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
be nice to Muslims or the missionaries will be killed.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Didn't Rubo criticize Obama for not being willing to say "Islamic terrorists" a hundred times a day.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

mannerup posted:

"i mean a lot of them"

*applause, laughs*


Jesus Christ, dude.

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

Defending muslim service people at a GOP debate, gently caress me sideways.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Rubio what the gently caress are you saying

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Oh good, I'm very glad we're talking about missionary work at a presidential debate.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

That DICK! posted:

just got home. i hear this has been boring so far

depends entirely on how much you enjoy listening to Trump babble like a senile, racist grandma with severe aphasia

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Fun fact: Marc Rubio has said "cementary" several times in these debates.

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Rubio talkin' like one ah them thar liebrals

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
9/11! DRINK!

saints gambit
Apr 8, 2004
a donut with no holes is a danish
"I think what he's saying, but he can't say that"

Good going, Micro.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Rubio pulling Hillary talking points. :ughh:

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Joementum posted:

"He says what people wish they could say"

So, Rubio wishes he could say all the poo poo Trump says?

Of course. Rubio wishes he could talk about the length of Donald Trump's penis without repercussions

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



9/11 was almost 15 years ago

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
911

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
9/11!!

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